《The Joy of Evolution》[Nothing] Can Beat This Prank - Side Story #3
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Meanwhile in the God realm of Thrae:
[Nothing] sat in a meeting with the four other Gods of Thrae, discussing problems, solutions, politics, deciding what to do with their subordinates, and going over their list of things to do. These meetings were important to Gods as it’s the only way for Gods to influence their world, where each of their ideas would be voted on by the other Gods of their world, and if more than one God votes ‘no’, then that idea would be thrown out of the inter-dimensional window. Gods spent about 50% of their time in this setting, while the other 50% would be spent watching entertainment exclusively from their own planet, which they would mix it up by transferring people from another planet to their own, and usually from an unremarkable planet called Earth due to the fact that Earth was a God-less planet meaning that Gods had no influence over its creation which allowed Gods to interfere with its people without any repercussions from another God by using their soul tether to bring that person’s soul back from the dead or teleporting them instantly to the God, they would then use the memories of these individuals to get any new ideas from Earth. This allowed Gods to take these ideas from Earth and change it for their own entertainment by working with a team of at least four other Gods, which would vote on these ideas and whether to add them to their planet.
This allowed for the creation of Earth-like worlds and for Gods to take any idea from Earth and use it on their own planet; some Gods learned about ideas such as fantasy, elves, dwarves, and many other creatures from Earth through this method. These memories of Earthlings allowed the creation of Thrae by reversing the geography. It also gave the Gods of Thrae the ideas for computers, superheroes, and most importantly monster girls.
However, the last batch of transferred humans were special in that the [[[Origin]]], the strongest of all the Gods, forced all Gods on all planets to kill off any Earthling’s that were born before the Earthling year 1900, which happened to be all five Earthlings previously on this planet meaning that the five Gods needed to choose a new person to bring over to their world. When a God has to choose someone to transfer they often get very basic info about them, such as name, time of birth, time of death (if applicable), etc.
Which was one of the main points of this meeting; where they were discussing the new otherworlders.
[Nothing], otherwise known as the God of Monsters, presided over all monsters and the Monster System. He looked like a ghost made of shadowy black mist, while he put his spectral mist upon the infinitely large table. His favorite types of entertainment were transferring Earthlings into the bodies of monsters, which usually end up in them dying shortly later and allowing him to send another Earthling to Thrae, since each God can only have one at a time until they die. He also liked to design monsters to add to this world's already diverse collection. He was particularly ecstatic this meeting for two reasons one being Joy surpassing all of his; albeit low expectations as a monster and the second being that today was his favorite holiday of Earth, April Fools Day, due to it being the one socially accepted day where you torment others.
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[Carl], otherwise known as the God of Neutrality, presided over all things that were as non-political and non-argumental as possible, such as rocks, normal plants, normal animals, and many other boring normal aspects of handling a planet. He looked like a completely average and boring man, while he sipped on water as normally as possible. His favorite type of entertainment was watching his chosen Earthling do normal human activities.
[Avanta], otherwise known as the Goddess of Death, presided over the afterlife of all creatures of Thrae. She looked like a ghost of a dead widow, skin as white as snow, a beautiful purple wedding dress with a crown of light pink flowers, a black scythe with decorative gold lining, and a small grouping of more flowers at the base of the scythe's blade, and she moved by using her purple misty tendrils that connected with her wedding dress in perfect harmony. Her favorite types of entertainment were watching her chosen otherworlder; which was surprisingly not from Earth, and deciding where souls get sent after they die on Thrae. She was also extremely shy and will never speak for unknown reasons.
[Verina], otherwise known as the Goddess of Giving, presided over all of humanity and the powers that are given to them. She looked like an angel with three pairs of white wings on her back, wearing a beautiful red, gold, and white armor that showed off as much skin as possible. A small cloth cape draped over wings and a burning yellow halo burned above her head almost as much as her fiery eyes and striking blonde hair. Her favorite types of entertainment are watching humans thrive, specifically her chosen Earthling, which she teleported from Earth to Thrae, and coming up with unique superpowers to give to humanity.
And lastly, the one who brought this ragtag group of Gods together for this meeting, one that would take no funny business from any of the other Gods.
A cute little bunny with a little green beret called, [Daisy].
The Goddess of Authority, and presided over war and technology. She was a white bunny with bright red eyes, wearing a military beret. Her favorite type of entertainment was watching millions fight for their lives in a bloody war, however, the other Gods were not as ecstatic about starting a large scale war so she mostly spends her time watching an otherworlder that she reincarnated from Earth, which was a young nazi soldier that died in battle.
[Daisy] watched [Nothing] and [Verina] argue as they always do over whether monsters or humanity was better.
“Listen up you sacks of shit!” Daisy’s squeaky voice was heard by the two Gods and they quieted down to avoid being sent to her purgatory, even if it was mostly a mild inconvenience.
“I have brought you all here to discuss the new inhabitants of our world, any questions!” [Daisy] yelled in a squeaky manner.
[Nothing] raised their gaseous hand.
“No stupid questions!”
[Nothing] kept their gaseous hand up.
“Asking for my opinion on whether monsters are better than humans is a stupid question!” [Daisy] the rabbit said.
[Nothing] lowered their gaseous hand.
“Okay, so to start this meeting off, I would like to talk about whether or not we should change our planet’s name to Htrae instead of Thrae, since all of the Earthlings have figured out that our planet is partly an opposite Earth!" [Daisy] yelled starting off with the first point.
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“I thought we already decided this 2000 years ago, and we all decided that Thrae sounds better than Htrae and we didn’t exactly do the complete reversal of Earth as that wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining as putting all of our little twists on it, so we decided to use an anagram for the word Earth,” [Nothing] stated.
“I believe it is more normal to call our world Thrae rather than Htrae; as about 55% of other planets begin with the letter ‘T’. While at the same time [Nothing] is correct in that our world is not exactly a complete reversal of all things Earth-like, so I agree to keep it as is.” [Carl] said.
“I don’t really care what we name the planet as long as [Nothing] makes sure his “Hero” doesn’t cause a genocide on the humans, but Thrae does sound slightly better than Htrae,” [Verina] said with quotation marks.
“Hey! When I went to select a soul from Earth, I chose Joy specifically for his unique name and I do not call him my “Hero” like you do, if anything call him my Villain,” [Nothing] said.
“I think we should each call them by their names or other-worlder,” [Carl] said sipping his water.
“It doesn’t even matter what you call them; they are sacks of flesh that allow us to influence the world in an indirect way, to provide us with entertainment, and to allow us to view anything the humans on Earth come up with,” [Daisy] said.
All the Gods nodded at [Daisy]’s words as those were basically all the main reasons the other-worlders were brought to their world.
[Avanta] scribbled small wording in the air that read, ‘I vote we keep the name as Thrae,’
“It looks like we got a bit off track, but I also vote to keep the name as Thrae,” [Daisy] said, casting the final vote.
After that final vote was cast. They threw a few ideas out the window, passed a few others, and overall tried to keep their planet a sustainable and entertaining world. [Nothing] was able to pass the creation of a new monster called a slime cat. [Verina] was able to pass a new superpower idea, Hidden Touch.
Although [Verina] and [Nothing] design completely opposite things and are often at odds with each other, they both once realized that they need votes to do anything in their world and therefore an agreement was made. The agreement between [Verina] and [Nothing], which allowed them both to come up with any monster or superpower design they wanted, and they would both vote for it to pass regardless of how they felt about it, while the other more neutral Gods were the final deciding factor on whether a superpower or monster would be added. The other gods don’t really care nearly as much about the design and mostly just check for whether or not the monster or superpower is sustainable for this world to have. This was why monsters could in theory have infinite growth potential while humans could not, but due to a monsters sheer lack of any significant intelligence either humanity's vast intellect or a miscalculation on the monster's part, such as falling down a gorge, would quickly take care of any monsters that could pose a danger to humanity, which is why all monsters are unintelligent. However, there was a loophole that the Gods overlooked due to its extremely low chance of ever happening, which was if a God took a soul of an otherworlder and planted them in a monster on this world and they didn’t die. Eventually, that human turned monster may become a threat to the world, at which point a vote will be cast to see if they do anything about it.
However, Joy had yet to reach that point.
...Yet.
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Nothing was the first to leave that eventful meeting, where the Gods voted to bring a version of Kool-Aid from Earth and to call it Hot-Aid, even if technically it wasn’t drunk warm, instead the marketing would include a sexy female pitcher fixing broken walls. That idea would then be planted into the mind of dozens of random businessmen or women in a related field on Thrae, which created a high chance that one would then go on to make it into reality on Thrae.
The reason these five Gods usually choose to reverse the marketing techniques and other ideas from Earth was simple; it was humorous, entertaining, easy to pass, and not a lot of arguing, which was why [Carl] came up with all these reversal ideas and everybody liked [Carl], so they all passed without a hitch.
[Carl], [Daisy], [Verina], and [Avanta] all made their way back to their dimensional rooms to watch over their planet, however, when each of them entered through their inter-dimensional portals they were each met by clones of themselves in lewd positions.
Left is [Daisy]'s face. Right is [Daisy]'s costume.
Or you can also imagine [Daisy]'s humanoid form as the picture on the right but with bunny ear's underneath the cap.
They instantly knew why [Nothing] left first and they realized that it was April Fool’s Day.
[Daisy] was met with two clones of herself, one of her humanoid-shape and the other of her animal shape.
She killed both of them and watched a clone of [Nothing] emerge from the leftover sludge of blood, filming the scene with his newly formed static eyes.
“HAHAHA!! You...you...should have seen your fucking face,” [Nothing] yelled to [Daisy], before she kicked him out of her dimensional room and when she turned around after kicking him out she was met with hundreds of other clones doing the same lewd activities as the first pair.
"YOU SACK OF SHIT! Get out of my dimension!" [Daisy] yelled squeakily in anger.
[Nothing] was using his power as a God very responsibly, as usual, however, even if a God could clean up hundreds of fake clones in an instant, all that mattered was that first reaction.
...And [Nothing] struck gold this year on everyone except [Carl], who gave the most bare-bones and average shocked expression of any being that had ever existed, before giving an average laugh and forcing [Nothing] out of his dimension for the lewd prank, since it would be seen as normal to be angry at a prank.
[Nothing] teleported back into his dimensional room after the prank with a massive shit-eating grin that stretched from each end of his face and started to watch as Joy entered into the sewers.
"I wonder if he'll find those slime cats?" [Nothing] questioned while munching on buttery gold popcorn.
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