《A guy reincarnated as a sloth and is too lazy to be a protagonist》Charming like a rotten carcass
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Evolution complete
Gained new skill
Chaos affinity (E-) (Passive)
Affinity to to one of the most darkest, unpredictable magic paths in the known multiverse, most who learn it end up killing themselves with their own spells, owning to their often, well, chaotic properties. Yet, few still choose to learn this art, for it may be dangerous for the user, it is even more so for the poor souls it targets.
Random skill generating...
*Ding*
Hideous features (E-) (Passive)
A face only a mother could love...if she had her eyes removed.
Turns your CHARM Stat into the HORROR stat.
HORROR
A stat affiliated with mainly undead, deep sea and demonic monsters, this stat will make all non-
monster types fear and hate you. Most monster types, excluding mainly others with the horrors stat and
holy beings, will fear and respect you. Also tends to make the bearer very, very ugly. Don’t expect to
make friends.
Status
Name: Dick
Title: The Fool
Race: Giant Sloth (Chaos variant) (C)
Lvl: 1/30
STR: C-
VIT: C
INT: E
WIS: F
AGI: E
HOR: E-
LUC: E-
Skills:
Metabolism (B+) (Passive)
Night Camouflage (D) (Passive)
screech of discord (D-) (Active)
Climbing (E) (Passive)
Backstab (E-) (Active)
Struggle (F-) (Active)
Chaos affinity(E-) (Passive)
Hideous features (E-) (Passive)
On an open field, as a gigantic black sloth awakened, a deep groan spread through the forest, leading
to every low tier critter to speed off in a different direction as fast as they can from our furry big
friend here.
"Ah damn, that was one shitty sleep...last time I slept so bad was when I tried alcohol for the first time.
Fucking grandpa thinking it would be funny to give a 14 year old spiked ice tea...he really deserved
having his shed burned down by an "unknown" her- I mean villain."
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"Are you done talking to yourself now?"
"Huh? Oh hey ghosty...uhmm, did you get smaller by any chance?"
Said our hero, forgetting the word "giant" in his new evolution.
"Oh yeah, almost-who the fuck are you you helpful man and what did you do to the shitty narrator?"
Well-
"Did you kill him? Please tell me you killed him."
Hah, Sadly no, but he is in a bit of trouble right now.
"Oh, finally someone noticed how he bullied little poor me, justice is truly still alive."
"...If justice is alive I’ll kill myself."
"Sush, casper the friendly ghost, the ALIVE people are talking right now."
"...Racist...ghostcist?"
"Not now ghosty boy, tell me new guy, what punishment did he get? Did he get fired? To the gulag? Tell me he at least got fined or something."
...
"C’mon tell me already I can hardly wait."
He got grounded for three days.
"...That’s not funny."
I’m not joking.
"...Who the fuck grounds his employee as punishment, is the boss his dad or something?"
...
You know, you really should look at your stats, getting comfy in your evolved body and all that, yeah?
"...You know what, why not, but I’m not doing it because you told me to."
...
While looking at his stats and new abilities, our sloth suddenly freezes still, in his eyes never before seen horror.
…
Uhh...is he alright?
"Doesn’t matter, not my problem. If we are lucky he just dies from a heart-attack or something."
"M-My..."
Uh...you alright there-
"My..MY BEAUTIFUL CHARMING FACE NOOOOOOOO-
"Well I’m thankfull my ears can’t bleed…"
screech of discord (D-) activated
...And so all critters in near vacinity suddenly got either in a state of fear, rage or raving madness,
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leading to a massacre between them so brutal an orc would shed a tear out of joy. Damn.
...
You really aren't supposed to talk directly to anyone you know that.
Ah, who cares, if I get fired I'l just become a trashman, I heard unlike us they have a great workers union.
...
We have a union?
Oh yeah, it's there to prevent us from being fucked over by doing the dirty work of asshole superiors
and colleagues and making sure we get the minimum wage-
You get minimum wage?
Yeah, how come you don't know that, nick should have told ...you….. first…...day...
Dear god that’s just completely hilarious.
...I am gonna strangle him.
Well, have fun, I certainly won't stop you, just make sure I get in the first row.
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