《This Kitty has guns》Chapter 22: A Hidden Past
Advertisement
Somehow we ended up as their escort. Me and my big mouth .. When the pay was offered I said yes without thinking .. It's actually not that bad, if anything it's easy money. It's not some lame movie where assassins start showing up one after another. If they thought assassination could fail, they would send more from the beginning and not alert their target like some idiots.
But the anticipation was killing me, I am so close to getting my new toys. I know it's childish, but I just can't help it.
As for our employers .. they were carrying their dead friend. They refused our offer to use the Space Time magic, claiming it's 'disrespectful' to the fallen. The middle-aged human seemed to be in charge. He introduced himself as Brandon. Rest of the group were two humans and an elf. I realized that their dead friend Mark was only a bait, while Adam, the other human, was the real target of the assassin.
"So where are we going ?" asked Reveon.
"To The Temple." answered Brandon.
"Ah, so you must be Templars. I thought Assassins never accepted a contract on someone from your Order." said Phoenix while looking at them.
"Silver Sword Order?" I finally asked with a bit of interest, I thought they had only priests. Brandon just nodded in response.
"It's because I am one of the Champions." finally said Adam while looking at the corpse of Mark.
"Dammit, Adam! You were supposed to keep that as secret." glared Brandon at Adam.
"Champion?" I asked even with more curiosity.
"Champion, the Hero, The Chosen One. A fancy name for a servant of Goddess Evelyn." answered Adam while ignoring Brandon.
"And you think you are this Champion because?" I asked.
"Because I meet Goddess face to face after my death, just like others .." said Adam.
"Others? Does it mean .." but before I could finish he did that himself.
"Yes, I am not the only one. There are more of us. All of us died one way or another and Goddess Evelyn offered us a chance for a new life, in return, we will help her defend this world. We accepted .." said Adam and for the first time smiled when said the last part. "Most of us .. that assassin was something else, I never thought there were so many curse words I wasn't aware of. She blamed Goddess with her death, from her rant I picked only meteors and something about tampering with her explosives." as he said that I looked at Phoenix and our eyes meet. This can't be me ..
Maybe that assassin was someone else? After all, Adam didn't recognize me .. ah, who I am kidding, I look completely different now. There might be more people who died from meteors, but there is no way any of them died because of their own explosives. But why I don't remember any of this?
"What happened to her?" asked Reveon.
"I think she was banished .. one moment she was cursing at Goddess, then suddenly a black hole appeared and she was gone with a scream. After that, no one dared to be disrespectful to Goddess. After we received our gifts and got to choose how our new bodies will look, we were supposed to appear at the Temple in Capital. But as I heard from Brandon, our summoning was interrupted and only a few appeared in the Temple, rest of us were teleported to random locations .." but he was interrupted by Brandon.
"Do you have to expose even your comrades?" asked Brandon angrily.
Advertisement
"Fine." said Adam. "But I don't think this secrecy serves any purpose." he said after a quick look at the corpse of their friend.
"I think he might be right. One normally doesn't go through there to the Temple. The assassin was scouting this area yesterday. No matter how you look at it, he knew about your group and where you will be." said Reveon.
"What ?! Dammit, I should have used another route." cursed Brandon.
Rest of the journey was uneventful. As we reached the Temple we were greeted by more Templars and some priests. They escorted Adam deeper into the Temple, while Brandom stayed to explain everything to his superiors. I overheard that Adam will be teleported directly to the Capital with gates of the Temple.
"Rank F?" asked Brandon with a surprise. We showed our badges when it was time to receive promised rewards. One gold for escorting inside the city was a great deal. Yes, there was a small chance that we would be attacked, but like I said, that chance was almost nonexistent.
Oh, that reminds me, I still haven't changed my rank to F. When we got from the dungeon and received money for all our materials, it just slipped my mind. The look of that priest when he asked for my rank next was priceless. Very quickly all of them had the same look. Reveon couldn't hold back anymore and started to laugh.
As we left bewildered Templars, we walked to the Adventurers Guild. There was a bounty to collect, and it was good opportunity to change my rank. If nothing else it's to be on the same page as Phoenix.
*
"Is it really ok to bring his head to the receptionist?" I asked when we entered the Guild.
"Yes, only they have enchantments to check criminals by blood." said Phoenix.
I checked who was working today and when spotted a dwarf, an evil smile appeared on my face. He was the same dwarf who had an attitude with slaves.
I tore the poster with the bounty on Naeren and stood in the queue. I was pleasantly surprised when noticed that his bounty was thirty-one gold now.
"Hey, this isn't a request bulletin. You can tear bounty poster only when the target is dead." an adventurer behind me said in an annoyed tone.
"I know." I said with a smile and pointed at the bag I was holding, that quickly silenced him.
Finally, it was my turn. When the dwarf was about to finish with an adventurer before me, I removed the head from the bag and placed it on the table the moment he looked at me.
"Ahh!!" the dwarf screamed in fright.
"I would like to collect a bounty on his head," I said while suppressing a giggle and showed poster of the assassin.
"Poor guy." laughed Phoenix together with some adventurers behind us.
After finally calming down the dwarf confirmed the target is indeed the assassin from a poster and started counting reward. It was small but satisfactory revenge, others might not notice it, but I know from the smell that this dwarf just wet himself. It's all about timing when to place the head. While it was their job to confirm bounty, I doubt they did that very often. The death of the assassin wasn't exactly painless and it was quite visible from the expression on the head.
After receiving our money, I changed my rank to F as I was now above level ten. I could do that last time we were there but at that time my mind was elsewhere.
Advertisement
"How many guild points for rank E test?" I asked the dwarf.
"Four hundred for rank E." he answered immediately.
Hmm, even after my prank he acted quite professional. It seems he doesn't remember that I was once a slave he was rude that time.
After bounty on the assassin and our hunting at the dungeon, I had nearly five hundred of the points. If we were doing regular requests, it would take months to gather this much.
"Yes we can." grinned Phoenix when I looked at him.
That settles it. We will take a test for rank E.
Unfortunately, we couldn't take the test right away and will have to come after two days. We were registered as participants and four hundred guild points were subtracted. If we fail to appear during the test for any reason other than an emergency request - no refunds.
After that, we made a quick detour to the Merchant Guild. I sold daggers of the assassin and acquired some raw mithril, a bit of ruby and other materials to work with.
*
Blacksmithing reached level 7. Blacksmithing reached level 8.
And finally, my first working handgun was complete. Though this was only a 'normal' quality handgun. I already had half parts made for it when we left to hunt the assassin, it would be a waste to leave it half done. This time Phoenix made enchantment weaker and after some testing shots, the gun was still in perfect shape.
And it should, I might have been greedy at the start, but I had my reasons. The components might be not made from mithril, but it was still a metal of advanced metallurgy from my world.
I was satisfied with the performance of the gun. Recoil might be stronger than usual, but that's nothing increased stats can't handle. Even with weaker enchantment, fired bullets were way faster than bullets from an average handgun in my old world.
Hmm, even with all that, I will still call this type as 'Hano', it stands for Handguns of Normal quality. Hano had a twenty centimeters long barrel, the trigger guard was wide and covered sight of the hand. With this, it was not possible to tell if the trigger is pulled. Even I would have a hard time to dodge if this was aimed at me. With the newest addition of a laser sight, even Phoenix should become a sharpshooter. It took some time to create a battery and laser, Ruby was bought just for this.
Maybe later it will be possible to make those with enchantments, but for now, it was pure science. I made them mostly to improve the accuracy of Reveon, but an option to blind the opponent with a laser was nice too.
As there was no need for cartridge cases, the magazine had a capacity of twenty bullets. I can't wait for the day when Reveon is capable of creating enchantments for dimensions... infinite magazines... now that would be epic. Bullets were 11mm wide and had quite a punch. There was also a possibility to make them enchanted. While there was no way to enchant many of them, it never hurts to have some if the situation calls for it.
Just imagine what exploding bullets could do.
And just like with grenades, Phoenix made enchantments so it was impossible to use the gun without Space Time magic.
I summoned my phantom claws still with Hano in hand. Perfect. It acted like energy barrier and there was no need to put the weapon away if I wanted to go melee. With this, I can swap from melee to ranged combat just in a blink. I just should avoid using the gun while phantom claws are still up.
Hmm, a creation of even better guns will have to wait. I realized that new design is needed, even Hano type weapon showed signs of heating up, there is no need to even talk what will happen when I use way more powerful enchantments. After I reached Blacksmithing level 8, I had an intuition that mithril alone won't solve this problem.
Well, for now, I will make more guns of Hano type, so both of us have a pair .. I then looked at the door and sighed. Will have to do that after we deal with city guards, at the moment they were knocking at our door and shouting to open... A girl can't even test guns in peace, will they react like this at every little explosion?
How annoying.
After some time of arguing with city guards, I managed to make only one more Hano. As it was getting late, we decided to end for today.
"There you go, Darling." I handed both of them to Phoenix when we left the Workshop and started heading for the Inn.
"Wait! Shouldn't you be the one to keep them?" Reveon asked while looking at the guns, "I am not used to those 'weapons', and your aim is way better than mine, it's more effective if you have them."
"We will make more tomorrow. I simply had no time to make holsters for them, and my Space Time magic is too slow at the moment. If situations calls for it, you can just toss them to me. It will be way faster." I explained my reasoning.
*
"Ahh, my favorite lovebirds." greeted us Tamara with a giggle.
Both of us immediately turned red.
"I will go prepare a bath." Reveon quickly slipped away.
As he left, I order dinner for both of us, it will take a long time before water is heated. And after a long day at the forge, my body was screaming for a bath. Pouring over some water after work doesn't count. The only good thing about it was a nice view for both of us.
"So, do you like him?" asked Tamara when placed our meal at the table.
"Yes," I answered with a warm smile while looking at Phoneix talking to Kilmor.
"I am glad to hear it. He is a very nice guy. It wasn't easy for him when his so-called friends just took advantage of him and started those rumors. I am so glad that someone nice finally entered his life. You will not leave him right?" asked Tamara.
"No." I said with a smile "He is mine, and there is no escaping me."
*
After a bath, we returned to our room feeling refreshed. There was no crazy love like last time right after we closed the door. There was no need... that's because we already had a wild sex in the bath. Maybe after some time, we will manage to just bathe, but that's very unlikely in the nearest future.
Advertisement
- In Serial86 Chapters
The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. Casting away selfishness, he finds himself awakening his real power. The Anime Trope System volume 2 brings with it, humor, anime tropes and… yanderes, references, perverseness, and a lot of character development. So, let’s level up and accidentally capture the hearts of anime girls while at it… ----------- Volume 3's description. The Anime Trope System is back in a 3rd action-packed, humor-packed, adventure in Satovia. Clyde’s next threat comes in the form of a classmate. While her descent occurs, the young man must deal with hornets (the monster girl kind), prepare to meet up with vampires, and even depose Alice’s father, the demon lord, once and for all.December’s volume will make you wish to be a part of Clyde’s party. His evolution from college boy to leader still has a way to go. But…how long will the gods stand by while a new rival rapidly grows.?----------- Volume 4's description. It's festival time! All would be perfect, fun, competitive. Well, try telling the vampires not to crash the damn party.January's volume arrives, a fourth book containing Clyde and his amazing party, humor and ass-kicking, happy and sad moments.While Clyde continues to strengthen himself so that he wouldn't die to the Viper, figures and organizations begin to move in the background. Join again to accidentally capture more anime girl hearts and combat those tropes... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 5's description: Ah, peace! Exams, a tiny break from the fighting, relaxation. Yeah, right. First of all, who left a certain potion in the fridge! Second, what will it take to get some common sense into the team ninja’s head. Clyde would like to know. Third, it is time to face a threat that has lurked in the city since volume 1…Clyde and his party is back in February’s issue, ready to dish out some fun in Satovia. Welcome to the fifth volume—and more anime shenanigans… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 6: A questline mentioned in the very early volumes has finally pulled Clyde's interest. Niyoto. However, it isn't some side quest or filler. In this city, things will get very interesting. From being introduced to a quite frightening faction that claim to fight for the good of humanity, crazy cultists, a demon lord with a rather...different personality, the sixth volume comes in strong.Clyde and his party is back in March's issue to take a step toward the ultimate goal of being strong enough to defeat the Viper.And the anime tropes continue to show themselves. Do you believe in the heart of the cards? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 9: stakes incredibly high, very intense! A dark volume. Can the team bounce through this?
8 300 - In Serial9 Chapters
Adventure In A Foreign World - Legacy of The Chosen One
A man with complicated past who was working as a handyman for various odd jobs found himself being summoned to another world by a certain entity. In that foreign world, he is chosen to be a hero of humanity and embark on a quest to slay a demon lord, or so he should. Instead, he wanders away with his newly found power and act as he sees fit. Follow his adventure as he explore the brand new world of wonders and magics.Release schedule is around once a week.Disclaimer: The current cover image is only temporary and is not created nor owned by me. All rights to the image belong to the original creator,""Sakimori"", ??, Pixiv ID 211515.
8 164 - In Serial14 Chapters
The World of Adventurers
Fuimiko Akazawa. A sixteen year old girl who became the leader of her father's yakuza group at the young age of twelve due to his assassination by a rival group. She has been plotting a plan for revenge ever since that day. However, while carrying out her vendetta, she finds herself near death from a bullet shot by the same man who killed her father. When she regains consciousness, she finds herself in a world that she doesn't recognize.
8 199 - In Serial6 Chapters
A World With or Without Aliens
Nothing matters. It's not my opinion, it's a scientific fact. This is neither good nor bad, it just... is. I watched my entire country burn, fried on a patriotic pan after some jerk fired a bunch of nukes at the docile fleet of alien ships hovering over us. Who gave this moron such power? I don't know. Everyone involved is most likely dead by now. As for me, I can't die. I feel pain like a normal person would (I think), but no matter how terrible the conditions, I will never die or pass out. Fortunately, a lot of alien technology survived its crash to Earth, so I get to spend some time playing with it until Mr. Author gets bored and decides to screw up my life. Beware, this has a "harem" tag. If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm the main character and am therefore subject to this novel's timeline. While this bars me from the sweet ignorance of Chapter 1's me, it does have other perks... for example, I can tell you that heroine number one is personally responsible for kil-!? H-hey, back off! I'm your character, so if you didn't want me to be like this, then you should've written me differently! Randomguy here! In all seriousness, this novel is meant to explore the concept of nihilism as a post-apocalyptic/supernatural-scifi/satire told from a nihilistic introvert's first-person perspective. As you heard from my unsettled main character, each heroine is going to be a different type of horrifying socio/psychopath with dark motives and dangerous abilities (most of which are psychological). Why would I do something like this? Because I am, in reality, a nihilist who is often frustrated by weird things, like unrealistically dramatic stories, the industrialization of art (specifically music), and people who think swimming in brown creekwater for five hours is a "fun" activity. Don't get me wrong, neither me nor my character are depressed, we're just malcontents who make a lot of nerd references. I feel like the true essence of an "everything is worthless" perspective is lost on most pop-culture figures. The closest character I can think of at the moment is Rick from Rick and Morty, who is a drunk, angry nihilist that experienced tremendous loss. I, personally, find this belligerent state of mind to be very relatable, and have incorperated it into every chapter's introduction. Here, the main character talks directly to the reader (and me), shamelessly complaining about some semi-relevant facet of society, which probably doesn't make much sense... it's not really supposed to, though. These "angry nihilist" moments are just a peak into the main character's everyday existence, and also act as miniature rage-journals for me. It will sometimes take a subjectively 'positive' turn, but not very often. This is because reality isn't good or bad, "it just... is". I will eventually bring it full-circle to optimistic nihilism, since that seems to be a more practical way to live (and by "practical", I mean "doesn't create mental health issues"). It is, of course, a satire. I did this because most unnecessarily emotional moments or people usually make me feel kind of awkward, so I decided to mock them. That is, I plan to mock the characteristics about them I don't like in characters based solely off said characteristics. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy my story!
8 284 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Tower of Opportunity - Rewrite
Criminals from around the world are summoned by a mysterious being who informs them that they only have 3 months left to live unless they climb the mysterious tower that lies before them, through which they can gain another two weeks added to their lifespan for every floor conquered. They soon discover that they can harness powers that have been granted to them by this mysterious being to not only achieve victory against the enemies that they will face in the tower, but also attain their deepest and darkest desires as well. Watch our protagonist's journey through the tower as he struggles to endure the curse he bears, one which damns him to ever-repeat his climb to the top of the tower, until he succeeds. *** This is a rewrite of a story I started writing about 3 months ago which was written in the third person, and this rewrite shifts the story perspective to the first person. There will be occasional user polls to decide how the story progresses, interspersed throughout the story, and the polls that were done in the original version will still apply to the current version. Also if you have any suggestions for story ideas that you would like to see incorporated, leave a comment about it, and they might show up in the future. Lastly, I hope you enjoy the story, and thanks for reading. P.S. Thanks to gej302 for the cover art.
8 254 - In Serial4 Chapters
PopeeXReader // ONESHOTS!
Have you ever wanted love or have a fictional valentine like Popee? Well reader, you're in the right place! We have everything from the cutest stories to the intense relationship stories that will totally make you feel less lonely! This is a compilation of ONESHOTS about PopeeXReader things lmao. Enjoy the stories I've prepared for you inside![edit] - this book is discontinued. Sorry about that folks, I'm really sad to have this project marked as complete despite the description saying otherwise lol. Although it's pretty cringe, this is one of the first books I made and it genuinely makes me proud.Book Cover// GridINCOBOOK STARTED// 04/23/2020BOOK ENDED// somewhere back in 2021
8 191

