Hiya Book! Today big bro did some more silly things.

He does things that seem dumb a lot, but normally they work out for him. Today he was unlucky though. Because they dumb thing he did hurt him badly.

He is fine though, so don't worry Book. He just can't write. He said I needed to write the days events for him. So here are the stuff that happened today!

1. We got lost. I had the map, and I had a compass. Now I don't have a map or a compass. Big bro burned the map when he couldn't understand it...

I tried to glare at him like big sis Onica glared at that little dirty man the other day but he just smiled at me and said he knew where he was going.

He did not.

We got lost and the compass stopped working when Julius tried to eat it. Why?!

I guess I shouldn't have painted it to look like a berry, but he should have noticed it wasn't a berry before he finished chewing it into scrap.

It looked super cute too. Big sis Onica says I have talent with painting.

Big sis Onica also says we are the smart ones, but that we aren't smart enough to balance out their stupid. I like big sis. She is so wise,

2. I impressed big sis.

I showed her my super cool ripplewood. Big bro says it is tinglewood because it responds to his tingles. But I don't feel tingles. I feel ripples. So I call it ripplewood.

Onica was so impressed she couldn't speak for five whole minutes when I used it to crush a bandit group that tried to rob us.

I waved it into the Mr. Fluffytail shape and had him fire sharp cold ripples at them from his tail. They froze and shattered.

Victory for Lena!

Onica was really interested in the ripplewood but when she couldnt control some un-rippled wood she got all sad. I gave her a hug to help her cheer up.

It worked.

3. Dumb bro opened the box.

When dumby dumb bum bro opened the box a HUGE bolt of shining lightning crashed directly into his face. A screaming hat came flying out of the box.

It clamped onto big bros head, and it has been shocking him and saying bad words I am not allowed to repeat ever since.

Big sis keeps looking at big bro and laughing. It is funny watching him try to walk when one of his legs is stiff and the other jitters and jerks randomly. He keeps running into and falling off of stuff.

Big bro is fine. The zappys don't kill him, and the falls and crashes don't hurt him because he has an idiot shield.

Big sis said so.

But he is all twitchy and keeps stuttering and falling over. So he can't write today.

So Lena writes!

Onica can't write in this language so I am teaching it to her. She is super smart! She showed me this little bug. It is cool looking, bright blue with red pincher on its face. By itself it is almost harmless to humans. But, if you mix the ground up bug with some nectar from a small black berry it becomes a super deadly poison.

She said it causes people to fall asleep and dream of things so scary they die of fright.

So cool!

Ok, so now is supper time. Onica is making a tasty smelling stew.

Bye-bye Book!