《How to get lost: a wanderers guide》Kafizzle fruit
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Hello friendys. Today I was walking away from the dum-nogood-burds nest fire and saw me a pretty fuits. I eatz it and noww all the prety color came out to play. Some sniveligthefuvnjea cjadc. Ugh, My head hurts. Why WONT'T THE GROUND STAY STILL!!!!
I'am sssso Alones.
Superslithersayshello. Hellosuperslithers.
Its to cold. more heat.
MOREHEAT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I BURNDE THE SLITHERZ
I puked.
Why do I keep killing things? THeyre judt like, wanderers likemme. SO why kill them?
We should be one big family, of goatz, alwyas running on the cilffs of life. Together we are herd, alone we are hurt.
I cant move my legs, and its all slimy.
The stars are dancing, Twinkle twinlke I see the dance, so far obove its like an trance. Wish I was up there with you, Instead im down here and need to poo.
Nighynight.
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