《Shitposting in Another World》Post 2
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Those fuckers on /x/ lied, you can’t do SHIT when you’re lucid dreaming. I’m currently floating naked in a white void-like space. I’ve attempted to “swim” in various directions, but I can’t even discern the landscape to tell whether or not I’m actually heading anywhere. It’s been about ten minutes, and I’m starting to get restless. After the light in the barn blinded me, I appeared here completely naked without anything I was carrying. Maybe this is one of those dreams where you think you know you’re dreaming, but you still can’t exert control? I decide to pull a page right out of Yume Nikki, and I pinch myself really hard on the cheek.
>Ah.
I let out a noise as I feel the pain of the excessive pinch I just gave myself. It’s not a dream? Then am I dead? Do the dead feel pain? I don’t think the light actually killed me, so what the hell is this? Purgatory? I begin thinking to myself for a while. A long while. Even if I took my cell phone with me to the barn, everything I had disappeared, so I can’t track the time. An hour? Two hours? I start to feel hungry. I should have eaten when I got home. Wait, I’m hungry? Am I fucked?
I get hungrier as time passes. I’m also very bored. I can’t seem to go anywhere in this place. Do I cross that line? Are you a bad enough dude to do this in an endless void? Nobody seems to be coming to save me from here anyway. After thinking about the consequences, of which I can think of many, I resolve myself to start fapping since I have nothing better to do. My pants are already gone. I really wish I had my phone. What ended up being /co/’s 100m GET anyway?
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Everyone knows the best way to scare off ghosts is to whip out your dick and jerk off in front of them. It’s only logical. Therefore, to dispel what appears to be a magical space, I do just that and begin tugging at my junk. It’s a gamble I’m willing to take because I’ve run out of options as far as I’m aware. I’m finding it difficult to fap without material though, so I’m focusing as best I can on remembering what doujins I read last night. God, I hope this works.
I didn’t have to wait long, because after touching myself for a little while I noticed an area in front of me started to turn hazy. I was utterly convinced that masturbating was tearing open a rip in space-time, so I upped my pace. Before I knew it, the world was engulfed in darkness, and I couldn’t see anymore. Suddenly, I started to feel gravity’s pull once again. Panicking that I might land directly on my erect member, I try to right myself despite being unable to see anything. The ground rushes up to meet me, and I pray not to break my legs.
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Reborn as a DRAGON
My name is Tim, or it was until I died. There was no light at the end of the tunnel, no white room to choose any cheats from, nor was there any meeting with God. I didn’t die heroically while saving someone, and I certainly didn’t get hit by a truck. My death was rather stupid and anticlimactic, I had apparently bumped my head while sleeping and passed away... That should have been the end of the road for me, but like many self-proclaimed main characters, I joined the army of multi-dimensional travelers and was reincarnated. Being an avid light novel and manga reader, I would have been excited about the opportunity, if not for my new siblings, who tried to kill me as soon as I was born, or for my mother, who seemed to have a thing for throwing me off cliffs. And let’s not forget my murderous father, who forced me to flatten a small country as my Rite of passage. Oh, did I mention I was reborn as a Dragon? PS: Earlier releases on patreon: Patreon Discord server PPS: The cover is made by Instagram: Simplegray_owo
8 764The Black Knight of the Demon King
I was once like everyone else. I had a family, went to school, played sports, and had a decent amount of friends, but then one day that all changed. What was the thing that had happened to me you might ask? Well, in short, I was abducted, but if we're being technical, what actually happened was me being summoned to this world called Atalan. However, I wasn't summoned as a hero or this great sage or a wizard or any of that stuff. No, I, Donovan Rutherford, had been transported to this world to be the one and only Black Knight of the Demon King and to defeat the Hero and his companions.(The Cover Photo is from DnD, aka Dungeons and Dragons, which isn't something I own. Well, I own one of the boardgames, but you all know what I mean. Anyways, like my other story I consider it more of a 2D world, but that's just me.)
8 184Game On
Matthew Barnett tried to warn those around him -- the Game was going to start soon. Everyone was going to suffer and most were going to die, unless they took some serious steps to prepare themselves for what was to come. Diagnosed with Schizophrenia, he was hospitalized for several months until the proper medications could be found to help him control his inability to distinguish reality from fantasy and could return back to a normal school life.But...What if it was the world which was actually insane, and not him? What if he was right? What if it really was time for everyone to get their "Game On"?Warning: Rated M[18+] for language, sexual themes, gore, violence, adult situations, and too much awesomeness.
8 129Shadowlove
Princess Yasuline Mona Lights has lived her life only within the grounds of her castle home. Only understanding the world of Atlas through stories by the castle workers and the incredible adventure stories from her father. However, her life took a change on the day she met the infamous assassin who is called the White Reaper. After being saved from an assassination attempt from a united band of demons. She is then flung out to the world of Atlas on a quest to find the group and stop them before they strike again and hopefully prove herself to be an incredible adventurer just like her father.
8 175Goblin's Throne [1-2 year hiatus]
[ 1-2 year hiatus] Goblins, the weakest creatures in fantasy. Low level monsters preyed upon by novice adventurers. Compared to other monsters their only good selling point was their sheer number and vile nature. But were goblins really that bad? Upon his untimely death, Grant Simmons wakes up in the flesh of a green skinned menace. Armed with wit and ruthlessness, the journey of another world's weakest would spark the flames of something much greater. An adventure of a man who desired challenges for distraction and to stave away boredom. The tale of a man lost in an old, colorful world full of hardship. Systems, Magic, Legends, Demons, Monsters, Creeping Terrors and Sixteen Thousand Years of World History. Journeying onwards, what kind of fate awaits him and those who follow?
8 149Yandere Youtuber Headcanons
this book is just as the title says!! all the requests & rules are at the beginning! :)
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