《Of Corporate Core Competency Plans, Capitalistic Synergized Growth Projections and Lethal Target Market Analyses.》18 - KAO921146
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CATEGORY: Orders
SENDER: Provost Jeff Untergatt.
ADDRESSEE: Dean Hakti Vernup
DATE: 74/1/932
SUBJECT: Orders
CONTENT: Hey fuckface,
Don’t you ever hand me letters like that one again. The little shit’s prose made my eyes bleed. I don’t give a shit whose cock Fredic has been sucking on. He’s in the pens now. Order the guard detail to wipe pen AP605 and never let anything that asswipe wrote on my desk again.
I’m fucking serious,
Jeff.
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