TO BE DESTROYED. CATEGORY OF COMMUNICATION IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH CONTENT. SENDER TO BE REPRIMANDED.

CATEGORY: Career request.

SENDER: Private fourth class Winn Ruddell.

ADDRESSEE: Provost Jeff Untergatt.

DATE: 13/2/932

SUBJECT: Humble request for aid.

CONTENT: Most honoured Provost Undergatt,

I am most grateful for this assignment. The chance to learn from one of the Empire’s most learned wizards is an honour I had not even dreamt of until you assigned this lofty post to my humble self. Please accept my dearest and heartfelt thanks.

It thus pains me that I need to ask for your aid. The most revered archmagus Talmanael is a wise and powerful man with an enormous responsibility. Keeping our war effort going and keeping our streets lit at night is a task every citizen should strive to be able to bear. It is thus with a heavy heart that I would like to request a psychological check-up for the archmagus. His mental faculties are powerful but occasionally misaligned with the situation he thinks himself in.

Once again, many thanks for the honour of this assignment and many apologies for my request.

Private fourth class Winn Ruddell.

TO BE DESTROYED. CATEGORY OF COMMUNICATION IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH CONTENT. SENDER TO BE REPRIMANDED.