《Virtuous Cultivation》118. Getting Distracted?
Advertisement
Without letting the bandit argue, Hong Ling flew off with Mei in pursuit of the other bandits.
"Wait, how does the tracker know where the bandits are? Didn't they teleport to somewhere else?" Mei asked suddenly, finding it seemed a little off.
"Sweaty* probably found them with his qi sense and teleported there to put trackers on them."
Sheesh... that was actually a bit creepy... but at least she didn't need to worry about getting lost.
The bandit, who was now gagged, made muffled sounds as they flew through the air. Mei wondered if she was a little sadistic as she found it weirdly satisfying. No no, that was normal, right? After all, he did just try to kill her not too long ago...
Mei wasn't sure where she expected to find the bandits. Or rather, she didn't even wonder about it. If she was asked, she would probably have just imagined another bandit camp in the middle of some other forest
Not... ancient ruins.
Beneath them, old grandiose stone buildings sat, dusty from the passage of time. Most of them were crushed, destroyed by something. Those that weren't targetted by whatever that was seemed to remain mostly intact, their materials standing the test of time.
"This... is where the jade led?" Mei asked, in awe.
"Apparently. They must have gotten their hands on one of the jades the people here once owned."
Behind them, Su Qing muttered something about how the buildings in their sect were still more impressive.
A barrier seemed to separate them from the ruins, but Hong Ling easily made an opening with a little focus.
"I think there might be passages underground since that's where the tracker points to," Mei said, staring at the wanted poster.
"Yeah, obviously."
Grrr...
Hong Ling focused for a moment before pointing to one of the larger buildings.
Advertisement
"Over there. I sense a path downwards."
Mei tried to use qi sense as well but the formation within the barrier suppressed it entirely...
After pulling her out of the way, Hong Ling raised a cage of rock from the ground around the bandit.
"You stay there."
The bandit made a muffled sound of protest.
Hong Ling leisurely opened the door as it let out a loud echoing creaking, waltzing in as if he owned the place. Mei sneezed from the dust that swirled in the air and looked around. She opened a door and walked into what seemed to be a small bedroom, the table and shelves all barren.
She pulled open a wooden drawer only to find nothing but a dead spider inside.
Seemed like the place was already ransacked... well not that it was a big surprise given it seemed the bandits had a jade that led here.
"There's nothing of value here, don't bother." Hong Ling said impatiently.
Mei ignored him and opened another drawer, finding some utensils. Oh! She took out a wooden spoon.
"For a souvenir!" she said smugly.
Hong Ling: ...
She took out chopsticks next and put them on Su Qing's wooden puppet's face, just above the straight line that was supposed to be a mouth. (There was a crude smiley face drawn with ink)
Su Qing quickly figured out what Mei wanted and fused the wood, before curving the chopsticks.
"Mustache!" he said gleefully.
The two of them laughed.
"Stop fooling around!" Hong Ling said.
"What? It's not like Senior Han gave us a deadline. What's wrong with stopping to look around?" Mei said.
"Yeah, yeah!" Su Qing said.
Hong Ling shook his head, sighing.
Mei glanced around before getting an idea.
"Hey, what if you make that drawer into an armour?" she said.
Advertisement
"Hmm?" Su Qing thought for a bit. "Okay, but you need to channel some of your qi to me for that!"
Mei nodded.
Slowly, Su Qing moulded the drawer into a rather plain and perhaps a little crude wooden armour. Mn. That was way better than a muscle puppet!
Su Qing looked down for a bit and decided to draw a smiley face on the breastplate, looking very proud of himself. Then he moulded the legs of a nearby table into a single pole.
"Stick!" he said.
"Oh, then you should make a few axes for me..."
Wooden axes were better than nothing.
The two of them followed the impatient Hong Ling further down, Mei's bag now having 3 axe handles sticking out, finally having had their fun. Or... perhaps not. Su Qing was very hyper and would hit random things with his new weapon as he walked past them.
Mei continued to peek into the rooms check all the drawers much to Hong Ling's annoyance. If they were locked, she would get Su Qing to bend the wood apart.
"There's literally nothing of value inside them! Stop wasting your time!"
"Yeah yeah."
As Mei got Su Qi to bypass yet another lock, this time on a wooden chest, to her shock, there was actually a glass jar inside, filled with white pills!
Smugly, she held it up before Hong Ling.
"Aha! See?"
"Those are clearly expired." the grouchy spirit said.
Mei: ...
"Why do pills have an expiry date..."
"Everything has an expiry date."
"But this is the world of immortals..."
At the side, Su Qing destroyed yet another table and fashioned a few wheels out of it, before adding them to the sides of the chest, which he stretched out to make bigger.
He hopped into it, making the wheels spin with qi, going from one end of the corridor to the other! Mei watched in awe.
"I made a carriage!"
"Awesome! Let me ride it too!"
A vein bulged on Hong Ling's head.
"THAT'S IT! Stop fooling around! I've been way too patient with you two! I'll give you another 30 seconds, and then we go straight for the bandits. No more searching boxes and drawers, no more making toys! Understand?"
Mei and Su Qing grumbled to each other but didn't complain.
Su Qing quickly added another chest behind with more wheels for Mei to sit on as well. He reached for a 3rd...
"Do you want to ride too?" he asked Hong Ling.
"NO!"
So angry for no reason...
Su Qing made a little puppet out of wood and put it on the front.
"It's a small horse!"
Mei thought it looked more like a dog but didn't comment.
"30 seconds are up, put away your toy wagon."
"We can go faster with it!"
Hong Ling didn't feel like arguing so he walked ahead, the carriage following; Mei and Su Qing making horse clopping sounds to annoy him.
Advertisement
- In Serial20 Chapters
Shade: A Story of the Legacy
Save those you can. Avenge those you can't. In a world where friends are a liability, Night Riders like Shade have none. Riding alone keeps him alive and lets him help those who have no one else. But when a man who was once his friend—and knows the identity he cannot share with the world—chances upon him, Shade makes the mistake of making the smallest personal connection. But friendship can be a double-edged sword, and darkness haunts Shade's steps. Both are outlaws, hunted by those who conquered their nation. Capture means a slow and painful death; living means fighting a guerilla war against overwhelming odds. Shade has never believed in no-win situations, but even the most dangerous man in Evendar can only fight so many battles. Will this be his last? Set in the world of the Legacy, SHADE is a prequel to NIGHT RIDER, available on Kindle Vella.
8 305 - In Serial12 Chapters
Sages of the Underpass: Battle Artists Book 1
In a world where everyone has power, Nikodemus Kowalczyk was always destined to be a loser. Nikko has long since given up on his dreams of being a world class Battle Artist. Thanks to his crippled core and dysfunctional family, he never stood a chance anyway. With money, fame, and untold power on the line, the corporations decide who wins. End of story. But when a mysterious group, calling themselves the Sages of the Underpass, threaten to upend the entire system with their unorthodox training and cultivation methods, Nikko soon learns that what was once a handicap might be his greatest asset. The only thing standing in his way is a bitter, hard-hearted veteran, who would like nothing more than to see Niko stay in his place. Right at the bottom. Rocky meets Dragon Ball Z in this underdog redemption story from Dragon Award Finalist Aaron Michael Ritchey. Sages of the Underpass is an epic blend of Urban Fantasy, Cultivation, and Magical MMA that captures the passion, the power, and the perseverance it takes to follow your dreams—no matter what kind of artist you are.
8 106 - In Serial10 Chapters
Death Incarnate
Living only to kill, he craved death. Finally, upon dying he wished for life. So the Gods played a cruel trick giving him a dead body but a living mind. Follow this mysterious protagonist as he is flung, quite literally, into a world of beasts and magic. Terrible synopsis because I am lazy.
8 134 - In Serial41 Chapters
The Devil's own sins
Writer updates available for free on patreon. The following account, dear reader, is a recollection and retelling of the story of the first imp. The last devil born from the original primordial pit at the dawn of time, and the lowliest speck of that first generation. It recounts the tale of Thozronnath the pitiful and his steady rise from obscurity, perpetually stuck as a punching bag for his betters until the day hell itself spat him out. The information presented here is pieced together from eye-witness reports and second hand hearsay, sometimes from creatures with more than two hands. I can not tell you with any degree of accuracy how much of it is true as it begins long before our time and it's true ending lies far unto the future still. I can tell you one thing though, it was confusing as hell. Cover: Illustration for John Milton's Paradise Lost by Gustave Doré (1866), a thankfully public domain image. Currently on hiatus. Disclaimer: I am not a writer. I am a student. I am not a writing student. This is liable to contain errors, bad practice, mistakes, and poor choices.
8 203 - In Serial8 Chapters
Astin
Ray Villan, a university student finds himself transported in a fantasy world. It excited him greatly, but what he didn't expect was the one who summoned him were strange cultists. And around him were bodies upon bodies placed in chains and cages. "Um, who are you people?" "Please liberate us God Astin!" A typical portal/isekai fantasy set in a medieval type world. University student, Ray Villan, travels to a world of swords and magic because of his horny ass. Yet this was not quite simple as he thought. Summoned by otherworldy cultists and called as Emperor of the Deep Astin, Ray tries to survive and possibly uncover the secrets of his summon. But how can he seek his answer when his summoners did that?
8 104 - In Serial10 Chapters
Life After The End Of Times
What would you do after waking up in a world of magic and monsters with no memory?
8.18 112

