Valkyria, to put it simply, was adorable. She might have been designed for war, but she was just a cute girl as she covered up her face with a pillow on the bed next to Eliza.

She learned a lot about what human bodies were capable of.

As for Eliza, she looked pretty tired and was panting as well, but she wasn’t embarrassed at all. If anything, she just looked nice and satisfied which made me feel nice and satisfied as well. After all, was there anything more satisfying than knowing that you could satisfy somebody else?

I was the one who made her that satisfied, and that was satisfying on its own.

“I’ve got to say,” Eliza said once she caught her breath, “I never imagined I’d be in some alternative universe having sex with my old tank and some young boy.”

“Pretty great, right?” I asked.

She smiled and nodded. “I could get used to this. The rest of the girls—they’re not off limits, right?”

“Right. All of us in a relationship—we’re in one big relationship. They’re not my girlfriends, they’re our girlfriends.”

“They’re all pretty darn cute. I’m going to have to study up seduction techniques so that I can get them to like me sooner rather than later. Got any tips?”

“Blue hair dog girl, soup. Pink hair dog girl, chocolate. Purple hair dog girl, darkness. Dragon girl, video games. Honey badger girl, boys loving boys. Cat girl, sadism and ordering her around. Floating pink rectangle, bantering. The only other human girl around, crying.”

“Sounds simple enough. But uh… darkness?”

“You’ll understand when you talk to her.”

“Got it. Anything else I should know? Any rules around here? Anything or anybody off limits?”

“The alcoholic living by the lake isn’t interested in romance. She’s retired and just wants to sit around petting animals, drinking, and fishing all day.”

“Sounds like a fine woman. Shame she’s not interested.”

“And Luca is my daughter, not another woman who just likes to look young.”

“Don’t worry, I could tell.”

“There’s also a zombie and a bat who will be joining us pretty soon, but you don’t need to worry about them yet.”

“A… zombie and a bat, huh?”

I nodded. “Yep. Outside of the dogs, pretty much every girl here is some unique species turned human. Oh, and you never have to worry about any ethical concerns due to reasons.”

“Good enough for me. Wait, if ethical issues aren’t a worry, then I’m allowed to use my other form for the fun stuff every now and then, right?”

“As a floating pink rectangle would probably say… ‘it’s alright as long as it happens off-screen and never gets referenced.’”

“What’s… what’s that supposed to mean?”

“You’ll figure it out. And if you don’t figure it out, don’t worry. Almost nothing here makes sense and is best just accepting without thinking too much about it.”

Eliza looked a bit confused, but she was less confused than I was when I first started out in this universe. Though, she did look like she just thought of something. “Oh, one thing.”

“Yeah?”

“Got any place for me and my puzzles? I love puzzles and have got a huge collection of them. I’ll need a good room that I can dedicate to my puzzles.”

“We can get that for you.”

“Perfect. Now then!” With that, she transformed back into her smaller form. “We had a play battle or something to do, right?”

“Right.” I looked at Valkyria. “Val, you ready?”

Valkyria, in an extremely cute way, pulled the pillow down just enough so that only her eyes were visible before nodding.

I couldn’t resist teasing her. “You know, if you didn’t like it, you don’t have to do it ever again.”

She shook her head as soon as I said that. “It’s—it is not that I disliked it! It is just,” she hugged the pillow even harder against her face, covering her eyes back up again and muffling her voice, “I… had no idea I could make such noises… and it is embarrassing to think of how I lost control…”

“Don’t worry. I’m a god now, so I buffed my hips to resist your strength.”

My answer made her whine and act even more embarrassed.

There was one point during our fun together where she wrapped her legs around my hips and… well, if I wasn’t a god capable of buffing the strength of my bones on the spot, I was pretty sure something would have broke. That made sense, to be fair. She was still a tank even if she looked like a human. That meant she was pretty dang strong. It certainly felt like I had a tank wrapping around me to squeeze me as tightly as possible.

“Well, I’ll be outside. Meet me out there when you’re ready,” I said.

Eliza nodded, reaching over the side of the bed to reach for her clothes on the ground that were now too big for her due to her shrunken size, while Valkyria just whined and rolled from side to side some more.

Of course, outside, there was somebody else waiting for me.

A certain dragon girlfriend.

“Nice,” Vala said.

“I thought you were cuddling and gaming with Delphi?” I asked in response.

“I told her no more cuddles until later since she beat me.”

“In a race?”

“Y-yeah. So, I’m punishing her.”

“That’s messed up.”

“I’m just kidding. Well… she really did beat me, but the reason we stopped cuddling is because we could all hear Val, so I wanted to come and tease you about that since we all know what you were doing now.”

“I’m surprised that’s enough to put down your games for.”

“Hehehe. My boyfriend was doing lewd things with another woman. Of course I was going to come and tease him about it. Oh, there was something else I wanted to do.”

“What?”

“I—I guess I didn’t notice that you went to Earth and changed some laws around before you passed out. What… what did you do?”

I wasn’t sure how she didn’t notice that. Maybe she was too overwhelmed after having her soul dominated and wasn’t thinking straight at the time? Well, regardless, I answered her question. “For starters, I made the bathroom optional.”

Vala blinked a few times. “You… made the bathroom optional?”

“Right. By default, nobody has to use the toilet for any reason anymore. But if somebody ever… wants to, for whatever reason, then they can opt into it.”

“Oh. Makes sense. But… I’d rather not think about why they’d want to opt into it. What else did you do?”

“It’s impossible to tell lies unless they’re harmless and just for fun. People in positions of power aren’t able to lie at all anymore. So, politicians, corporate CEOs—impossible for them to lie.”

“Makes sense.”

“Then there’s the impossible to litter thing. If somebody tries to litter, anything that they throw to the ground comes back and smacks them in the face. If anybody tries to hurt or disrupt nature, any tool they’re using breaks and hurts them in a non-life-threatening way.”

“I—I don’t know how to feel about you getting powers and then immediately abusing them… it’s kind of hot, but…”

“Don’t worry. That’s about all I did before realizing that I can leave Earth alone and instead expand on our own personal universe where people are allowed to come and live under our own laws of reality. I just need to set up a system that lets everybody know what’s going on and give them an invitation to joining us here. I think I’ll use Postia for that. Send a letter to everybody in the universe giving them permission to join us here as long as they follow our rules. Anybody who comes and breaks the rules will get kicked out and not be allowed to try joining again for ten years.”

“Is this going to be your new thing?”

“My new thing?”

“Yeah. You know, like how you were obsessed with plants, then you became obsessed with fluff, then you became obsessed with boobs. Are you going to be obsessed with being the overlord of an entire pocket universe now?”

“Well, if I’m going to do it, I need to do it right. I should probably hire the bees as a law team to help me draft up a bunch of laws and changes to reality.”

“Why… why the bees?”

“Because bees are some of nature’s hardest, most diligent workers. And they’re perfect.”

“Don’t you think everything nature is perfect?”

“Yes.”

“Am I perfect?”

“You’re beyond perfect.”

Vala giggled and flew up to kiss my cheek. “No, you.”

“I know I am. Anyways—”

“W-woah… my boyfriend is turning into a narcissistic god. That’s… kind of hot. Wait! That cold be a light novel title! My Boyfriend Got Godly Powers by Having Sex with Me and Dominating My Soul, and Now He’s Becoming a Narcissistic God! Like that! Wait. How do you choose what words you capitalize or not in book titles?”

“No idea. I’ll add it to the laws of our universe that book titles can be capitalized however they want and still be technically correct.”

“Nice. Those are the kinds of laws a universe should have. Like game updates that add quality of life changes. Oh! I have an idea!”

“What?”

“You can release batches of new laws all at once and write them out like patch notes! That’d be fun. And we can give each update a version number! Right now, we’re on 1.0, so the next update can be 1.1! Universe version 1.1!”

“Sounds good to me. Also, do you have any idea why I’m not able to nerf my hands?”

“Uhh… because they’re the number one source of fanservice at the moment?”

I was surprised by her answer. “Honestly, I thought you were going to say something like… because the power of love and addiction to them is overriding logic or something.”

“Nah. I’ve realizing that can’t really explain it at this point. The only thing that can explain your hands being so OP is that they’re the only things that really cause ecchi fanservice scenes. So, if you want your hands to get nerfed, we’re going to need something else that causes fanservice.”

“But even if we do get another source of that, wouldn’t the reason then just fall back to being because of the power of love and addiction or something?”

“Probably.”

“So, my hands are destined to cause fanservice until the rest of time.”

“Or just until it’s decided that it’s not fun to include anymore.”

“Fair enough. Anyways, legal bee team.”

“I approve, especially since it means when one of them turns into a waifu, she might be like… a sexy paralegal bee girl. An office lady bee girl. That would be nice. Or that could just be an unlockable costume for her.”

“We’ll see. Also, I probably should have asked, so I’m sorry for already doing it without asking, but are you alright with me—well, inviting a bunch of people here and changing the laws of reality and all that?”

“It… it kind of makes me uncomfortable if you do it outside of our pocket universe, but you can do whatever you want in here and I won’t care as long as we’re all happy and having fun.”

“Deal. Though, I kind of think I’d rather keep this planet for ourselves. We can just set up another planet for everybody not in our relationship, or not part of our game, to go live on, right?”

“Yep! That’ll be easy.”

“Good. And we can just set up a portal or something that links them together so everybody can visit each other.”

“Heh. You’re so selfish that you want to keep this whole planet to ourselves and our waifus, eh? Eh?”

I wrapped an arm around Vala’s waist and pulled her close, leaning down to bring my face right above her own. “I can’t do whatever I want to all of you whenever I want if I have to worry about some random person seeing.”

Vala blushed and looked away for a second before finding the resolve to look me straight in the eyes. “Y-you know… it’s… kind of exciting to think of the danger of getting caught…”

“That’s what Luca is for, except we’ll guarantee that she never actually catches us.”

“Ooh, good point.”

“We could also just go to the other planet or Earth whenever we want to risk that.”

“E-even better point. Also… I feel like you’ve somehow become even hotter since getting your new powers…”

I brought my face even closer to her, lowering the tone of my voice a bit more as well. “Have I?”

With reddened cheeks, Vala nodded and said, “Ye-yeah. You’re always hot when you’re confident… and now you’re way more confident.”

“Then get ready for me to become hotter than ever before, because I can promise you this power is going to my head.”

“You… you really might become a villainous dictator of the entire universe at this point…”

“Would you have a problem with that?”

Vala gulped and slowly shook her head from side to side. “Not—not as long as I get to be one of your evil dragon henchwomen.”

I brought my free hand to her chin, holding onto it to tilt her head back as I looked directly into her eyes. “I wouldn’t accept anybody else as my dragon henchwoman.”

Now, the scene was getting a bit steamy and was likely to evolve into something much lewder at the current rate… but, admittedly, it was ruined a little when we noticed somebody standing next to us just… staring at us with a single, excited eye and a wagging tail furiously swishing around behind her.

It was Lavi, and she could not have looked happier about our descent into villainy.

So while the mood was temporarily ruined, I looked at the two of them and asked, “Want to do some evil villain play tonight after the battle?”

Lavi nodded and cheered, “That sounds awesome!”

I had an idea that she had no idea what kind of play I was talking about. She was innocent like that. Vala, however, understood what I was going for and nodded after giggling at Lavi’s innocent response to it.

I was going to have to really bring out my evil villain side during the battle to prepare for the fun later in the evening.