Edited by: KenChi死

HellMaw [lower Infernal Spawn]Level11Hp60Sp400SkillsLife sense [Passive]

Bite [level 9]

Tireless [Passive]

Insatiable [Passive]Those beast are used by Devils in hunting because of their ability to find their targets and because they never let go.

Fast. Very Fast. Very, very fast. Forget about outrunning them, you will grow tired, they won't.

Have you ever found something that looked like a mouth on legs? Those beast are exactly something like that.

Reptilian like legs, two of them, that ended with a ball like torso. The torso was only a mouth. No eyes, no nostrils. Only mouth. He won’t be even able to digest what he eat, for he has no stomach. He. Is. Only. Mouth. While standing beast was about 1.2 meter tall.

The monster was moving like a kid with ADHD, jumping left and right with it’s tongue hanging out making some kind of indescribable noises. And it jumped on me of course.(ED: Are we allowed to say this?)

I lifted my hands to hold it as far from me as possible. The bastard was pretty heavy, forcing me on the ground, clasping his mouth in front of me repeatedly like it wanted to bite me.

Using all my strength I threw the beast away and jumped back on my feet. The creature needed some more time to do same, since it only had its leg as every possible tool of supporting its body.

“Spear, D’iabel.”

It should be the best way to keep those buggers away.

“I live to serve.”

With a few swift moves I balanced the weapon in my hands. The creature jumped again. With a swing I hit it making it drop to the side. Before it was ready to rise again, I impaled it with the spearhead.

It squalled in pain.

You have slain HellMawYou have obtained 42 exp

In a flash of orange light two candies fell on the ground near the corpse of the beast.

“EAT IT! EAAAAT IIIIT!” The pixie yelled. I already forgot it decided to follow me. When I asked her why, she just scream like some kind of maniac FORH FUNH!

Halloween CandyYou can keep it, You can eat it!

But what would you get? Who knows!? It may be a trick or treat!

“Somehow I don’t trust you.” “Don’t trust me! Trust your luck! Where’s the fun!?”

Tsh…Maybe I should force one into the mouth of that annoying butterfly…

“I can tell what you are thinking about! Won’t work! Those are restricted to you, and only you!”

Fuck. Who does not take risk, shall not drink the champagne… heh, in my native language it sounds better.

I unwrapped candy and gulped it in one go.

Chocolate flavored Candy of small ExperienceExp + 100

What the… it’s great… it’s wonderful! Maybe one more?

Bull's Blood flavored Candy of small DexterityDex +1

Do you think Bull’s blood taste the same? Nope. It doesn’t. It’s worse. Thick and leaves a stronger aftertaste.

“MEEEH! It should be 50-50! Why did you get only nice stuff? Why ya didn’t get… BUNNY TAIL! You would be adorable with a bunny tail!”

I could grow a fucking bunny tail? You are kidding me… no wait, I could just forcefull shift my body to erase it… no problem with bunny tails.

“Go on Alice! You have no candies! No candies means no prize! Oy! Alice! Keep some with yourself! You may want to take part in a competitions! And those have fee!”

I started moving

“What kind of competition?” “SECRET! Secrets that are no longer secrets are no fun! Move that ass Alice! NOW! ALICE RUN LEFT!”

… Well… I did as she said

“NOW ALICE RIGHT! 100 METERS STRAIGHT AND THEN LEFT AGAIN!” “Where are you leading me?!” “I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!”

I stopped running

“What did you say?” “Hu? I thought that yelling like that would be funny…”

… I will fucking murder her.

The bushes rumbled. Some HellMaws started running at me.

Breath in, breath out. I started circling the spear in hand while channeling mana. As the beasts jumped at me from the sides I hit the ground with the dull edge of the spear releasing shock wave, not to hurt em’ but to create a wave of wind and magic that would push them aside. What I already noticed is that these beast are unintelligent and have completely no team-fighting skill. As their first charge was broken, they would regain footing at different times and start attacking as individuals.

I prefer fighting this way.

One jumping from the left got hit and flew away, another one jumping on my back, I performed a swing from above forcing it on the ground right below. I retrieved spear and thrusted again. The beast died on the spot.

You have slain HellMawYou have obtained 40 exp

The strategy in painfully plain. Wait for em’ to jump, hit them down. If there would be danger of being attacked by another beast, simply wait and hit that to. If I would have enough time, just finish the crawling creature.

You have slain HellMawYou have obtained 44 exp

One left I don’t want to get to sweaty, maybe I will finish him from afar? Heira said that magic based on her element should be stronger for a month and half, didn’t she?

With the spear in one hand and one free I started channeling a dark bolt, as the beast started rushing. It was struck with the arrow of darken I shot at it.

It didn’t die. Weird, it had something like 40hp, didn’t it? Why is it still… Oh my…

The beast started trembling and growing. It’s gray skin turned black. It’s maw got another row of teeth. What the…

You gave [Chaos infused] status effect on [HellMaw]The beast absorbed the chaos magic you gave it

Str +25%

Dex +25%

Vit +25%

End +25%

“Bw…BWAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY? I KNEW THAT FOLLOWING YOU WOULD BE AMUSING, BUT THAT HIT THE SPOT! WHICH PART OF INFERNALSPAWN OR HELL IN ITS NAME COULDN’T YOU UNDERTAND? DO YOU PUT DOWN FIRE WITH GASOLINE TOO? MWAHAHA! OY! WAIT! USE FIRE ON IT TOO! I AM CURIOS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!”

The beast got faster stronger bigger and even more insane. Yet still remained stupid with no sense of tactic.

“Warhamer D’iabel!” “Your will, my hands.”

I shifted my arms to gain as much muscle as possible, while enchanting em and the weapon with mana.

The beast was still smaller than me, and the difference in height only brings more force to the swing.

You have slain HellMawYou have obtained 60 exp

“WEEEE! BLOODY CONFETTI! Can this day get any better!?” The pixie screamed while getting a small bath of blood and gore. “Candies! Pick’em! Eat em!”

Event PocketCurrently stored Candies: 11

I think I will take one more and then start collecting for milestones.

Earwax flavored candy of Explosive DiarrheaRemaining time: 0h:9m:58s

W…What?

“BWAHAHA! FUCKING JACKPOT! You can use those bushes, I would stay on guard, fret not!”

It’s some kind of joke.

“Chip, Chip, chip HellSpawn! C’mere!” “THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” “I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FIGHTING BEASTS WHILE HAVING DIRAHEA! IT MUST LOOK HILARIOUS! I HAVE TO SEE IT!” “I will fucking TEAR YOU APART YOU DUMB BITCH!” “It is something to die for!”

I heard the noises and sounds of lizard legs scratching on the ground. I can’t believe this! I will fight monsters with my pants down… it can’t be happening…

Or wait…

“Through the knowledge of ancients, I call your name,

Hear me from darkness, and take ones blame,

To honor the pact we made long ago,

Spread the havoc as night shall glow… Kaito! Greg!”

Could you please guard me for the next… 9 minutes and 11 seconds? Thanks so much!

“YOU ARE CHEATING! YOUR CHEATING CHEEATAH! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!”

… just wait for those 8 minutes and 44 seconds and I would gladly devote you a minute or so…

Greg stood behind me, guarding me with his branches, as Kaito was using the beasts as chew toys .

You have slain HellMawYou have obtained 38 exp

For now I am safe… just wait you little…

5 minutes… guh… the pain! Maybe I will gave her more than a minute of my time?

3 minutes…. He, I am stupid, I can torture her all the time as I would not be occupied!

1 Minute! Wait for it… waaaaait for it

10…

9

8

54321!~Here I come!

“He, Alice, what ya dui… WGAh! Stop squeezing me! … P…Please, be gentle… it’s my first time!” “Still joking? Soon I will erase that grin from your face…” “… you wouldn’t hit a lady, would you?” “The hammer of justice is unisex.” “W..W…W..Wait please! Can we talk about this?” “Speak.” “I could somehow pay back for my unforgivable behaviors!” “How?” “… I am a girl, ya know? HOW DENSE CAN YOU BE YOU IDIOT?! DON’T YOU FIND ME BEAUTIFUL?!” “You are about 20 centimeters tall. Barely bigger than my tool. If we would have sex I would find you dead instead. Now… where were we? “Thaw! Okay! Okay! I can pay you! I have some candies stocked in my hidden stash!” “How many?” “20!” “TWATATAATAT! OKAY 50! 50 OF EM’!” “Deal. Where is that stash?” “Hidden!” “Where?!” “Well hidden!!” “WHERE!?” “umm.. I hid it so well… that I forget where exactly it w…. NATATATAT! Okay! Stop it! Fine! Your on top! Turn right! And walk 100 meter!”

I did as she said

“Now turn right and walk 100 meter!”

…

“Your right and walk 100 meter!”

… I am losing my patience

“Go right and walk 100… TWA!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!” “Last time I checked turning four times in same direction makes moving you in a circle.” “Well, since every time you turned in 90 degree, it makes a square… Tatatata! Why?!” “Where is it?!” “Right in front of you! Asshole!”

Wait what…

“What kind of sorcery is this?” Indeed, right in front of me, right in the place where I stood before I start moving, was a half buried chest.” “Think a little idiot! If you lost something and want it back, you need to lose yourself too! It’s logical, isn’t it?!”

I have no more question about this place

Event PocketCurrently stored Candies: 60

“Bu-hu, my candies collected via great effort! Taken! You are cruel!” “You can’t eat em, why did you even bother..” “You can’t eat gold too, yet you collect it! Same here! We use them as currency.” “You have a place to spend them?” “Yes. No. Maybe. Later, Alice, later… ya said that how many those candies you have?” “60.” “kay’ it’s enough. Follow me!” “Where are you leading me? If you say “I don’t know” one more time you will have one wing less.” “Shut up Alice! Follow me!”

We walked for about 30 minutes. Occasionally killing beast giving me some more candies.”

“We are here… behold… THE CHASM OF DEATH!” the thunder could be heard as she yelled the name. Weird, especially since sky was completely clear. “Why is it called like that?” “Well.. we wanted to name it “The smelly groove” but that name was simply not accepted.” “Okay.” She cleaned her throat “As we are near the… CHASM OF DEATH … you may take a special challenge… here in the… CHASM OF DEATH you will meet a special opponent, and you can try to fight him back the master… the keeper… of the… CHASM OF DEATH will await for you.” “Can you tell me why we can hear thunder when you the name of this place?” “You mean the… CHASM OF DEATH?!” “aha” “Dunno. It just happens. Give it a try.” “No, better no.” “Oh! C’on!” “umm. Chasm of death?” “NOT LIKE THAT! Put some feeling in it! CHASM OF DEATH!” “CHASM OF DEATH!” “Very well.” “Ha, neat.” “Neat. Okay Alice, we shouldn’t make him wait any longer… the keeper of the CHASM OF DEATH may grow inpatient!” “Stop it already…” “Stop what? CHASM OF DEATH!” “Just stop.” “One more time? Pleeease?” “Okay.” “CHASM OF DEATH!” “okay, I am done. Keep walking.

The CHASM OF DEATH … oh, it works even when you say it in thought… neat… was a mountain like was, twisting like a body of a serpent. After we walked a decent distance on the path. What I saw was a man wearing black knight armor, riding on a horse as black as him, with red eyes and breathing fire out of his nostrils. Oh, he was a head shorter than me. Literally.

“Let me present you the keeper of… CHASM OF DEATH the Headleeees Hoooorsemaaaaan!” “Does it works with his name too?” “Sure thing. Wanna try?” “No thanks. Why are we here.” “Wait for it. Waaaaaait for it. Waaaaai…. TA-DA!”

Death Race in Chasm of Death [it was called Chasm of death for a reason]Win the race against Headless Horseman within his land.

Why you will be riding, you can attack your opponent with swords, daggers, hammers, spear, biscuits, chickens... EVERYTHING you find.

The one who would rides through the finish line will win

If a rider would fall from his mount, he will be disqualifiedEnter fee: 50 Candies

Reward if win: 200 Candies

“All fine and dandy, but I have no mou…” “well, that warg would do just fine.” “… I have never ridden him in any kind of race. Bah, I rode him maybe twice in my life…” “Chickening out?” The pixie asked with a mocking smile, bowed her hands along her arms, hiding her fists under her armpits, imitating chicken wings and making some bird like noises “Brave sir Robin ran away…” “No!” “Bravely ran away, away!” “I didn’t!” “When danger reared its ugly head

He bravely turned his tail and fled!” “That’s not true!” “Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly chickened out” “Shut up!” “Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!” “FINE! I WILL DO IT!” “… you do what? ARE YOU DOUMB! YOU WILL LOSE! Certainty of death! Small chances of success!” “What are we waiting for?”

Two last part were ordinary stolen by me (but I doubt you don’t know those) LotR – gimli speech; and The tale of Sir Robin