Edited by: KenChi死

~ ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

I could feel the thick fluid travel down my body, leaving behind a warm sensation

~DON’T IGNORE ME! WHAT KIND OF DEVIL GOT INTO YOU!?

Just trying something new.

~NEW?! DRINKING POISON IN YOUR OPINION IS SOMETHING GOOD?

Calm your tits. Notification said, that in small doses it is not dangerous.

~FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU IDIOT! YOU STILL CAN PERMAMENTLY DAMNAGE YOUR INSIDES!

And this is why I already have started detoxification.

~… but why?

Small doses may be painful, but I hope, that with time as I will increase doses of poisons I would get poison resistance. Ingredients used for this poison are not that deadly, nor should the amount I drink be that bad. Maybe it could be even a little dangerous, if I wouldn’t start healing. I treat it almost like a vaccine… just far less pleasurable.

I could feel as my insides started convulsing a little. My belly apparently did not like the liquid that was served as lunch. I started sweating.

You are under effect of poisonStatus effect added: [Nausea]

You are under effect of poisonStatus effect added: [HP loss]You have taken [3dmg]

And here it comes. I really want to puke.

While holding my belly with hands, I crawled to the basket we were using as a trash-can for the leftovers alchemy ingrediants, and threw up.

~IDIOT! DUMMY! Next time at least warn me! if I would be living I would probably have just died!

You are overacting.

You are under effect of poisonStatus effect added: [HP loss]You have taken [3dmg]

Fuck. Let’s take a closer look at it.

Poison [Status effect]Name:[Fanged Flower Poison]Duration:[0h27min11s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]Status effect added because of [Poison]:- Nausea

-Hp loss over time

Not that bad if I would use it on an enemy, he would be weakened for an hour? Wait, I drank it, so probably both effects and duration is improved… I also swallowed a whole vial. If I would use it on a weapon, the dose would be much smaller… Crap. So for now, this little poison would be useed only as an addition to drinks… till I would find someone to be my lab rat…

You are under effect of poisonStatus effect added: [HP loss]You have taken [3dmg]

FOR FUCK SAKE!

There are times, when I almost forgot about it, but for some reason, every time when I am receiving the damage, I feel pain in my insides. Oy, don’t you know that poison should work all the time, not to remind me about itself every minute with pain, as if my liver is being pierced? By a fucking pitchfork?

Duration:[0h11min37s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

Just great. 11 minutes of pain more. Well, I just start wondering, if this whole poison resistance is worth my time. Even more, as I doubt that I will get it anytime soon. Usually I need to repeat action several times before I would get the skill.

~In the meantime you can start practicing some magic…

Good luck with focusing on that. Nah, I have to wait those few minutes more…

Duration:[0h08min24s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

Duration:[0h04min09s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

Duration:[0h01min33s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

Duration:[0h00min03s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

Duration:[0h00min02s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

Duration:[0h00min01s]

Reduced by 30 min [Detoxification]

You are no longer under effect of[Poison]You are no longer under effect of [Nausea]You are no longer under effect of [HP loss]

Oh boy, I think I will…

Achievement unlockedName:[THEY CALLED ME MAD! I WILL SHOW THEM ALL]You have voluntary drank the [poison/potion with unknown effects] of your own creation.

Not many scientist are either devoted or mad enough to try by themselves such a potion just to improve their knowledge.Reward:[Mad Scientist] Title

[Mad Scientist]Your Potions/Poisons are 10% more potentChances of failure while creating are decreased by 25%Medicines you use will have effect improved by 25%

Venoms/Poisons that were used on you will be 25% more potentPotion/Poisons you create may have bonus effectsBy experimenting you may create new Potions/Poisons {that normally could not be created this way)

Say WHAT?!

~More luck than brain… I should stop being surprised of how you are favored by luck…

It is… good. Surprisingly good… a bit double edged sword, if I would encounter some assassins... But within our little company… Haa… The new alchemist god was just born. Yet I wanted poison resistance… now I am even more vulnerable… Crap, I should be happy, but I just can’t get rid of this feeling, that something bad is about to h…

~SHUT UP! DO NOT SAY EVEN ANOTHER WORD!!

Pardon me?

~Those were the last words of the Third. Do. No. Say. Those. Words. Period!

Okay, calm down. Nothing bad will happen. You have my word.

Once upon the time. In a land far, faaaar away… The group of knights led by a female paladin crossed the border between Neira Kingdom and Holy Kingdom this evening.

“Listen up, boys.” The blonde woman in once shiny armor said “Our target is some kid. I don’t like it either. Do not let your guard down. He wiped out a ride of fifty witch hunters by himself. His last position was the Capital of the hostile Kingdom. Try to not drag any attention. Even if our Kingdoms are in a state of war, we are still in the state of gathering strength. If we would be caught here… we would have no support. We will have to somehow drag him out. For now…”

The place, where they crossed the border was the verge of the forest and swamps. No one protects this place. None of the sides. Small groups would die here, left without supplies a chain; the bigger groups would be unable to march through the treacherous swamps. There were no valuable resources. No one cared about this place. No one, but monsters.

As the woman was speaking, the roar could be heard inside the copse. The monster jumped from it.

“Behemoth!” One of knights yelled “Hold formation, we’ve done it many time lads…”

Nothing more could be said. Before he had a chance to finish his part, the woman unsheathed her sword, the steel dragged from its cover sang like a bird. Her eyes, just for a moment, gleamed with an unnatural blue light, and with insane speed the distance between her and the monster was shorten. She moved past it, and once again pushed the sword into the sheath, while slowing down. When the sword was completely hidden, the head of beast fell off. Not even a drop of blood tainted the ground. The wound was burned.

“Sorry, boys” The woman said “We are in hurry. I don’t want to stay behind enemy lines even a second more, than necessary. For the Crimson Lily. Stay in formation.”