"Oi, Master. Wake up." (Alexandra)

The shaking from Alexandra pulls me out from my deep slumber. Slightly groggy, I put my feet on the floor below me.

"Fucking school. Should've stayed dead. At least I could've slept more then." (Me)

"And I would still be queen in my cozy dungeon, wouldn't have to wake up early every morning to wake you up and wouldn't need to listen to a younger cunt." (Alexandra)

"I JUST WANTED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WAKING UP EARLY! DAMN!" (Me)

"Mmmh." (Lydia)

I notice how my screaming nearly woke Lydia up, who sleeps in the bed beside me. Her entire body wanders around the bed, before coming to a halt in a comfortable position.

"What an angel. Let's let her sleep for now." (Me)

"But doesn't she have to go to school, too? I mean, today is the first da-" (Alexandra)

"Shush, my child. Let the angel sleep." (Me)

I put on my clothes swiftly and leave the room as quiet as I can. A slight draft goes through the hallway.

As soon as I turn around.

"Good morning, my dear sister." (Me)

"Good morning, brother." (Janna)

"How long have you been standing here?" (Me)

"Since you came back from your trip." (Janna)

"That was 3 weeks ago." (Me)

"Yes." (Janna)

Did... did she really?

'Sensed her sometimes with my "Search Life" spell. I can confirm it.'

The tenacity of masters sister is really astonishing.

I glance behind Janna.

"So Aline is not with you today either, huh?" (Me)

"Yes. She said that she wants to go alone to school today." (Janna)

A second of awkward silence.

"Not that I dislike it at all. I actually welcome it." (Janna)

"Yeah, she ain't getting away. Be right back, my cute little sis." (Me)

I clap in my hands and activate "Lightning step". I run through the hallways to the usual way to our school, and look who I found.

"GOTCHA!" (Me)

"HYA! LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!" (Aline)

I continue to run in a certain direction with Aline in my arms. A few jumps and leaps later, I arrive at my wished location.

'The top of a clocktower. The perfect place for romantic issues.'

"GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! I WON'T FORGIVE YOU IF YOU DON'T!" (Aline)

"What?" (Me)

"I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!" (Aline)

'She has a golden fucking lion as a fucking soul essence. Why would she be afraid of fucking heights?!'

I pick her back up in a princess carry and make my way down as safely as I can.

'A church, huh? I guess that does the job...'

Won't entering it hurt?

'I'm flattered that you think like that.'

That was not a compliment

'What part?'

I open the huge doubledoors with a kick, Aline still in my arms.

The silent environment immediately would put one to ease, but perhaps because of my relationship with the heavenly army, I only feel a slight pain up my ass.

"This... this is better, I guess." (Aline)

She wobbly gets down from my arms.

"So? What do you want?" (Aline)

"Aline. Do you think I didn't notice how you're trying to avoid me? You would never go alone to school, espescially if I go as well." (Me)

"Who said that? Sometimes I just like to go alone!" (Aline)

"No you don't. Don't make a fool of me." (Me)

Even though this story is called "A Fool-"

'No. Bad Screeny. Bad girl.'

I'm not a fucking dog you cunt

'You're whatever I fucking want you to be.'

"Ever since I told you about my shitty past, you've been avoiding me. That's not the reason I told you that." (Me)

Aline clenches her red dress tightly.

'I'm still pissed that we don't have school uniforms.'

"You idiot. I always thought that I knew everything about you, since we grew up together. But then you tell me all those things..." (Aline)

"That's cause I didn't want to put on a mask in front of you anymore. I want you to see the real me." (Me)

She lets go of her dress and looks straight at me.

"Is there still anything you haven't told me about?" (Aline)

"Just that I already met a few gods, the strongest one of them included, was noticed by the god of lightning and am soon able to get some of his powers. I nearly fought a celestial being once and already have some issues with one of the strongest armies in the omniverse. But I only didn't tell you that, cause it's not really relevant." (Me)

"HOW IS THAT NOT RELEVANT?!" (Aline)

''I know that it's relevant. I just wanted to brag a bit.'' (Me)

"YOU MORON!" (Aline)

I step closer to her.

"So please, Aline. Don't go out of your way to avoid me." (Me)

She steps back.

"B- But what if-" (Aline)

I step closer again.

"No "what ifs" anymore. I just don't want you to be so upset about such a little thing." (Me)

She wants to distance herself again, but she notices that she already arrived in front of the altair of the church.

'Well, this just fits perfect.'

I take Aline's hand and hold it tightly.

"Aline." (Me)

I hint at the altair behind her.

"W- What's that supposed to mean?" (Aline)

"What do you think does it mean?" (Me)

Her eyes widen.

"Y- YOU IDIOT! THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!" (Aline)

"For me it does." (Me)

I place my hand on the back of her head and lean in for the kiss.

She doesn't resist much, to my surprise, and soon our lips touch.

AND THEN YOU RAM IT DEEP INSIDE HER!

'Not in front of God!'

Like you would give a fuck.

I glance at her, our kiss still ongoing, and see how she... fainted... again...

"Huh... I wonder how she will react when we go over to do the real thing." (Me)

She ded

"And she even has a fucking nosebleed. No cliché is safe from this story, huh?" (Me)

I notice how late it already is.

"Gotta take her to class then..." (Me)

Once more, I pick Aline up in a princess carry and finally arrive at class.

'What a normal morning.'

Before I sit down, I put Aline in the seat beside me.

And then the whispering begins again.

"Isn't that Yu Krifta? The one who won the tournament?" (Random classmate #21)

"Yeah. Look at him. He's way too handsome to be confused for anyone else." (Random classmate #29)

"I want his baby!" (Random classmate #14)

'What? Is the voice who likes my ass a-'

"GIMME THAT BOOTY ALREADY!" (Deep voice)

'There it is.'

One by one, the rest of my harem arrives.

"Good mornyan, Yu!" (Belka)

"You're coming on my lap." (Me)

I put her on my lap.

"You can still defile me." (Estelle)

"You're coming far away from Janna, since she'll kill you otherwise." (Me)

"So you left because of Aline, brother? I should've eliminated her before she became a threat..." (Janna)

"And you, Janna, sit beside Aline. Make up you two." (Me)

"Tch." (Janna)

'I love it when they fight.'

Suddenly the door opens with a loud *BANG!*

"YU! YOU ARSE! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?!" (Lydia)

"Cause you were sleeping so peacefully. What kind of monster would wake someone up in that case?" (Me)

"SOMEONE WHO'S NOT NOTORIOUSLY AN ASSHOLE!" (Lydia)

"No swearing, Lydia. We don't do that here." (Me)

"YOU USE "FUCKING" IN EVERY SECOND SENTENCE!" (Lydia)

"No, I fucking don't." (Me)

"YOU SAID IT AGAIN!" (Lydia)

"I don't fucking know what you mean." (Me)

"YOU DAMN-" (Lydia)

Just as she wanted to lash out again (which I was looking forward to), Joanna steps into the classroom with a huge smile on her face.

"Good morning class!" (Joanna)

"Sup, Joanna." (Me)

She glances at me for a second, but decides to ignore me.

"I want to say something." (Joanna)

She clears her throat.

"FUCK THIS CLASS! FUCK YOU, YU! FUCK Y'ALL! I'M OUT!" (Joanna)

"The fuck?" (Me)

"I WON'T HAVE TO SUFFER FROM YOUR INSULTS AND KNIFE THROWING ANY LONGER!" (Joanna)

"Big words from someone who seemed to have nearly been conquer-" (Me)

"NOPE! I DON'T CARE! FUCK Y-" (Joanna)

*Thud! 3x*

3 knives land around her head on the blackboard behind her.

"Wanna interrupt me again mid-sentence?" (Me)

"No. I'm sorry." (Joanna)

Her boastful middle fingers retracted and she suddenly becomes meek.

"So what was it that you were saying?" (Me)

She clears her throat again and goes in starter position in the direction of the door.

"FUCK THIS CLASS AND ALL OF YOU! I DIDN'T LIKE YOU AND THIS GUY WILL BE YOUR NEW TEACHER!" (Joanna)

She sprints out of the class.

I have to say... that was new...

'Like the first falling leaf at the end of summer.'

What the fuck is going on? Are you a poet now?

'*Sigh* Like fucking a mature woman after a year of lolis.'

'Damn plebs without a sense for art.'

Slow, lazy steps resound from outside the door. They make their way inside the classroom, sluggishness practically hearable.

"Euh... so... I will be... euh... your new teacher... yeah..." (Commentator)

"COMMENTATOR?!" (Lydia)

"... kinda... I guess..." (Commentator)

He wears his usual black sweatpants and black sweater, not even showing a slight interest in his image... as always.

"Oh my god. Your sudden disappearance didn't hint at all that you would return. That's such a surprise to me." (Me)

"Euh... I'm going to be your... homeroom teacher... My name is... euh... call me Commentator..." (Commentator)

"Really? That's the best you can come up with?" (Me)

"I don't even... have a will to... euh... live." (Commentator)

"That's not a good comeback." (Me)

"I don't think that was a comeback, but rather a statement." (Lydia)

"Whyat is wryang with thyat myan? Maybe he nyads a cuddle?" (Belka)

"No he doesn't Belka. He will be dead before you can cuddle him. I guarantee it." (Me)

"WHYAT? WHYYY?" (Belka)

"Because anyone who gets cuddles by you, except for me, dies miraculously." (Me)

Didn't that sentence resemble your sister, master?

'Kinda.'

"So... yeah... self study for now..." (Commentator)

"Perfect. I have something to talk to you about." (Me)

"I said self study. Not "talk with me if you want to"." (Commentator)

"Oh my, what a shame. I guess I'll just have to sit down again..." (Me)

I teleport in front of him.

"What? Why am I here suddenly?!" (Me)

"Euh... you teleported..." (Commentator)

He stands up from the chair he just sat on a second ago, and goes outside the room.

I glimpse at my own harem and see how they already started to talk with each other. Some are arguing (Aline, who just woke up again, and Janna), and some just get weirded out by each other (mainly because of Estelle).

I teleport outside the classroom.

"Euh... so... yeah... what do you want?" (Commentator)

"Just wanted to ask why you're here, although I can already guess why." (Me)

"Euh... go on..." (Commentator)

"Because a prince died indirectly because of me, the royal family now wnats to observe me closer. That's why they sent you, another prince, to watch me and uner circumstances apprehend me." (Me)

"Euh... yep." (Commentator)

"Then you can fuck right off again. I don't need someone to watch me." (Me)

"Euh... but there's... euh... actually something I want to propose..." (Commentator)

I raise my eyebrow at that, since it's one of the first times that I see the Commentator continue a conversation actively.

"And what's that?" (Me)

"I wanna help you in destroying the royal family..." (Commentator)

"Requirements are: 1. A magic circle on one of your body parts, which hinders you from betraying me. 2. An ability which I can profit from, and thirdly a reason." (Me)

"Euh... for the first... sure. For the second... euh... I can erase magic... and... euh... for the third... euh..." (Commentator)

He stops for a few seconds.

"Euh... I can tell you about the organizations plans, which attacked Miss Kwas's mansion." (Commentator)

"You passed. And now, spit it out. I have a feeling that it won't be long before I meet them... what the fuck is this?" (Me)

DEATH FLAG ALERT!!!

*Glow*

Under me suddenly appears a magic circle, which is at a pretty high level. If it were me 4 months ago, I couldn't even understand it.

"Euh... do you... need help?" (Commentator)

"What? Oh no, thanks. This is just a magic circle of the transportation kind. I'm certain that I can deal with everything that wants to summon me in such a roundabout way and isn't confident enough to just waltz in here." (Me)

The glowing increases and soon becomes blindingly flashy.

"Oh, but you can do me one favor." (Me)

He looks at me with dead eyes, not saying anything.

"Tell my girls that I'll be back by dinner." (Me)

"Euh... sure..." (Commentator)

The glowing fills the entire room, and then I lose consciousness.

'Man, this losing consciousness is really annoying... maybe I should carve a magic circle against that?'

But this state of unconsciousness only lasts for a short time.

I open my eyes and then-

"Welcome! Oh Heroes!" (???)

"This is gonna be fucking great." (Me)