《A Fool fooling around in another world》The odd one out
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2 weeks later.
Inside of my room inside the dormitory, I'm training inside of my space of distorted time.
'84 units of Life around me. 84 units of Life. Suck one up and spread it around. 83 units of Life.~'
Time's up.
'Already? Damn, I need to invent something like this but with unlimited time...'
Well, it's actually at a good time. There is someone waiting for you.
'Let me guess. It's not hook-'
No, not hookers this time.
'Tch.'
The usual suction pulls me out from my dream-space. My eyes open wearily, and I look directly at the door.
*Knock Knock*
The door slowly opens and Lydia comes in.
"H- Hi, Yu. There is something I have to talk to you about... Wait, why am I knocking on the door of my own room?" (Lydia)
"What is it, my dear Lydia?" (Me)
Her nervous expression quickly changes to a suspicious one.
"Why are you being so nice?" (Lydia)
"I do not know what you mean?" (Me)
I do my best to put on a naive expression.
"Well, usually you would immediately start degrading me and say how stupid I am for knocking at my own door." (Lydia)
"Yeah, you're kinda right... that was a bit suspicious, wasn't it?" (Me)
"Yep..." (Lydia)
We look each other in the eyes for a few seconds. No one of us saying anything.
This could end up in a porno
'Not quite, but similar.'
"GET HER ALEXANDRA!" (Me)
"I KNEW IT!" (Lydia)
Suddenly, a part of the ceiling comes off and Alexandra jumps down, with Lydia as her target.
Lydia, as smart as she is, dodges to the right, but unfortunately Alexandra is smarter.
"NAIVE, YOU BRAT!" (Alexandra)
Lydia's feet get frozen to the ground, making her unable to move any further.
"WHA- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TO ME THIS TIME?!" (Lydia)
"Well, as you know, the fall season just started, and with it I'm overflowing with ideas for my little model here." (Me)
Terror creeps it's way up her face.
"P- Please not again. MASTER! WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME?!" (Lydia)
"I get 2 days off." (Alexandra)
"I'M WORTH 2 DAYS OF FREETIME?!" (Lydia)
"I actually nearly convinced her to reduce it to 1." (Me)
"FUCK BOTH OF YOU!" (Lydia)
"We love you, too." (Me)
I pull out a maid uniform, which is a bit more revealing than usual, out of my inventory and prepare to put it on Lydia.
You know, others would use that inventory for making money and shit...
'Just try telling me that keeping cosplay in it, isn't amazing.'
It's fucking glorious, don't get me wrong.
"Now then, are you going to willingly put on these clothes or do I have to dress you up?" (Me)
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"I CAME HERE FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REASON!" (Lydia)
"And I didn't. The answer to my question?" (Me)
"I'll put them on myself." (Lydia)
" 'kay." (Me)
She undresses the sweater she just wore, revealing her still humble bossom inside of the black bra. The skirt gets pulled over her head, since she can't raise her feet to take it off, and out of it pops her impressive bottom. The perfect roundness only gets accented by the matching black panties, which embraces her ass lovingly.
'This never gets old.'
She's already changing in front of you, like it's normal ._.
'Would be weird, if not. After all, she's already done this countless tim-'
"WAIT! WHY AM I CHANGING SO NATURALLY IN FRONT OF YOU?!" (Lydia)
'This really never gets old.'
She hurries up and soon, the maid uniform, which fits her perfectly.-
It's too small. Like... way too small...
'Didn't I just say perfectly?'
-covers her body partly. While the chest still looks humble, from under the skirt the bottom of her ass is visible, making me harder than Estelle's full plate armour.
"So, what did you come here for?" (Me)
"Well, firstly, it's MY room as well. Secondly, I need you to do me a favor." (Lydia)
"Ho?" (Me)
This may sound normal, but Lydia nearly never asked me anything. So it's a pretty new experience for me.
"So... it's summer break, right?" (Lydia)
"Well observed." (Me)
"And you got a lot of free time, right?" (Lydia)
She glances at the dress I just gave her.
"Of course not. I actually have a shitload to do." (Me)
"So... there was this thing... that happened... at the tournament." (Lydia)
'She's just gonna ignore me, saying, that I'm busy?'
"Come on. Hurry up." (Me)
"I..." (Lydia)
She clenches the dress as if her life depends on it. Her expression shows that it's the most uncomfortable position for her right now, even though I already humiliated her in other, various, ways.
"I NEED YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS!" (Lydia)
"Yeah, sure. Let's go." (Me)
"I KNOW IT MAY SOUND WEIRD, BUT- you just said "yeah, sure", didn't you?" (Lydia)
She visibly loosens up from the straight posture she just had.
"It's really time that I meet that sister of yours, and why not meet your parents while I'm at it?" (Me)
"Why am I getting bad premonitions when I think of you meeting my sister?" (Lydia)
I act like I think about it for a second.
"You're imagining it. When can we go?" (Me)
"Why are you so eager about it?" (Lydia)
"You know, the usual. It could just be me, looking forward to it, or maybe it could be my sister who stands in front of the door and is ready to kidnap me as soon as I leave the room." (Me)
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"Please tell me it's the first one." (Lydia)
"Ohoho, if you think that then OH BOY! ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE!" (Me)
Once again, Lydia panicks.
"W- we can go right now! T- t- the carriage is already ready!" (Lydia)
"Then let's leave quickly, cause I think she noticed that we're up to something." (Me)
Picking Lydia up in a princess carry, I leave Alexandra behind and flee from my lovely sister by jumping out of the window.
Yeah, sure. "Flee from your lovely sister".
"YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WARNED ME BEFORE JUMPING OUT OF THE WINDOW!" (Lydia)
"But where would be the fun in that?" (Me)
As soon as I leave the room, I see the carriage in the distance. I throw Lydia in the direction of it and teleport. Before she collides with the carriage, I catch her and sit both of us down.
"DRIVE!" (Me)
"U- UNDERSTOOD!" (Coachman)
The neighing of the horses suddenly resounds and we drive off at full speed.
Finally, after Lydia recovered from the shock of being thrown so suddenly and stopped cursing at me like I was the devil himself, we manage to get into a normal conversation.
"So... have your breasts been growing?" (Me)
"WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU ASK?!" (Lydia)
"I'm making an effort to start a conversation here." (Me)
Master. I don't know much about human conversations, but I doubt that that would be considered normal.
This back and forth goes on and on, until we finally arrived after about 40 minutes.
"*Whistle* Quite a mansion you have here." (Me)
From the outside the house looks posh and extravagant. It has been built with bricks covered in render and has grey brick decorations. Tall, large windows let in plenty of light and have been added to the house in a very symmetric way, making it look even more elegant.
What a nice description.
'Thank you.'
We drive around the marble fountain at the entrance and stop the carriage.
I stand up and, with a pain in the behind from this uncomfortable seat, leave the carriage.
"Yu, please behave while you're with my mother. She's a bit... special." (Lydia)
"I always behave! You just don't understand how I behave." (Me)
The wooden doors open dramatically. On the other side of the gateway stands a girl, who looks similar to Lydia but has way bigger breasts. Her blouse seems to be a bit too small for them, since they barely stretch over them, which provocates me just a little bit.
"Lil' Sis!" (???)
Just as she seemingly wanted to embrace Lydia in a hug, she stops and looks at Lydia intently.
"What is it?" (Lydia)
"This outfit." (???)
"What do you mean, "this outfi"- OH BULLOCKS!" (Lydia)
Lydia realises that she's still wearing the way too small maid uniform.
But the other person doesn't seem to be bothered by it, but rather interested.
At that moment, she looks over to me.
Our eyes meet.
We stare at each other for a short amount of time.
"Good job." (???)
She stretches her thumb out.
We hook arms and, with that, a new friendship is born.
"I already regret that you two got the chance to meet... I introduce: This is my older sister, Prima Kwas. Prima, this is my..." (Lydia)
She stops and her face blushes.
"Future husband, Yu Krifta." (Lydia)
"Nice to meet you." (Me)
Lydia looks at me with an agape mouth, probably surprised at my calm behaviour.
Prima raises her skirt a bit and bows ladylike.
"It's my pleasure." (Prima)
Suddenly, another female voice resounds from behind Prima.
"Oh? Did our guest already arrive?" (???)
'HOLY SHIT!'
MILF ALERT!
A bombastic body appears around the corner of the door. The white, shoulderless dress barely covers her huge tits, leaving a huge cleavage, at which's side her black hair is falling down like a waterfall. The additional shortness of the dress makes place for enough underass. Now take the fact that the dress is free at the stomach and at the back to picture the woman in front of me.
I immediately pull Lydia aside for a second.
"Sob* Why didn't you tell me?! *Sob*" (Me)
"Tell you what?" (Lydia)
"That you're adopted of course! There is no way for both your relatives to have tits this big, and you having barely mosquito bites! I would've treated you so much better from the beginning!" (Me)
"EXCEPT THAT I'M NOT!" (Lydia)
I continue to tease Lydia in various ways, to which she reacts like always, but there's one weird thing.
'Why is the mother looking so surprised at us?'
Maybe because of the maid uniform?
'She's barely wearing a rag. There's no way that a simple uniform would surprise her.'
"So that's how it is, fufu." (Mother)
'God damnit, not this laugh again. I already had enough problems with the last one who laughed like that.'
"Why don't you come in, handsome young man, and we talk a minute?" (Mother)
'I'll follow you to the ends of the earth baby.'
"As you wish." (Me)
Lydia's mother takes the lead and I follow her with Lydia and Prima. Her gigantic ass swaying around like jelly, nearly hypnotizing me.
'This is gonna be fun.'
You don't even know how many pictures I'm taking...
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