Lydia P.o.V

"THI- THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! EVEN IF HE PREDICTED THAT, THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'M CONTROLLING HIM!" (???)

"It's really mysterious how master can predict even the speech pattern of an entity, with which he only conversed a few times. He even predicted that you would react like this and gave me orders to do just one thing now." (Griffon)

*Snap!*

The Griffon flicks her fingers and I sense a disturbance of the environmental mana. To be exact, it's being sucked in Yu's(?) chest.

"What's happening?!" (Me)

"Master is coming back of course!" (Griffon)

Out of Yu's(?) clothes a shining light begins to get visible.

"WE HAD A DEAL! YOU TOLD ME THAT I CAN HAVE THIS BODY! WHY ARE YOU REVOLTING AGAINST ME NOW?!" (???)

The light seems to rip Yu's clothes apart, until he's left without a shirt and a bright hole around his heart area.

"STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! I STILL HAVE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TO GET UNDER MY CONTROL! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (???)

The hole in Yu's chest gets even bigger and out of it comes...

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" (Me)

"HERE'S JOHNNY!" (YU!)

Yu P.o.V

"HERE'S JOHNNY!" (Me)

I push my hands first through the hole, with my arms following.

'Fuck, I think I'm stuck- ah, no, got it.'

The rest of my body follows and I leave the controlled body.

"Y- YU?! WHAT- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" (Lydia)

"Short form or complicated and long form?" (Me)

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" (???)

"Short form, please." (Lydia)

"I engraved a third magic circle into my body before this fight started, since I already predicted that he would succeed in taking my body over. The magic circle was then activated by the chicken over there and now we're here." (Me)

"That explained about 10% of the questions I had." (Lydia)

"Great, my job is done then. Now, what's the situation?" (Me)

I look around me and ogle what happened to each and every one.

"*Whistle* Would ya look at that. I leave for 5 minutes, literally, and what happens? The sassy bitche's harem is trying to lose it's virginity with the ground and the chick in black has marks around her throat like she just went through the best choking experience of her life. And what's going on with Janna?" (Me)

"*Pant* There are 2 Yu's...*Pant*. Maybe they can... *Pant* together..." (Janna)

"Shouldn't have asked, gotcha." (Me)

I turn to my doppelganger with a smug smile on my face.

"It's really weird to look myself in the eyes. I'm more handsome than I thought, though." (Me)

'Wait, I kinda know this scene...'

?

'Exactly. I'm glad you're back Screeny.'

Stop it, you're making me blush (◕‿◕✿)

'Fuck off, you're not cute.'

Fuck you

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT ALL?! YOU'RE OUT NOW! SO WHAT?! I'M STILL WAY STRONGER THAN YOU ARE!" (???)

"He- he's right, Yu! I don't know why, but he's way stronger than me, you and all of us!" (Lydia)

"Did the thing with me, coming out of my own fucking chest, not prove enough yet? *Sigh* Oi, you." (Me)

My doppelganger raises his eyebrow at me, suddenly adressing him.

"What?" (???)

"Time to go to sleep." (Me)

"Huh?" (???)

Suddenly, the second body gets sucked in my direction.

"WHA- WHAT IS THIS?!" (???)

"Well, I actually had some residue mana inside of you, since you were originally my own body and now I'm taking that mana back. you included. But man, I'm disappointed in you. Aren't you my allmighty version? You could've noticed that, since there should've been some changes to your behaviour because of the mana..." (Me)

His expression grows gradually more frightened, since he realizes what those changes in his behaviour were.

"NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT BACK IN THE DARK! PLEASE, DON'T PUT ME IN THE DARK!" (???)

"Don't worry. I left you a little gift. IT'S A FUCKING HOUSEPLANT! AIN'T THAT GREAT?!" (Me)

This time it's my turn to get a hole inside of my chest. It grows larger, so his whole body fits in and just as he gets sucked in completely:

"MARK MY WORDS! I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WERE BORN! IN BOTH LIVES! AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE INSIDE YOU! FOR I AM YOUR OTHER PART! FOR I AM YOUR GOD- ARGFJBLARGK" (???)

"Can't leave without leaving a flag, huh?" (Me)

His whole body disappears inside of me and the hole closes.

Did he at least put a condom on before "disappearing inside of you"?

'Why is there no "Uninstall" button?'

Pff, you wished for a status and you got one.

'I didn't wish for a sarcastic cunt.'

"Y- Yu? Is that really you?" (Aline)

I hear Aline's voice ringing through my ears. It feels like I didn't hear her for quite a while, even though it has been half an hour at most.

Just as I look her in the eyes, I see her wiping a tear away from her face.

'Aaww, she was worried about me.'

"Yeah, I'm back." (Me)

yEaH, i'M BaCk

'FUCK YOU!'

After returning Belka to her normal form-

"Yu? Did Belka do good?" (Belka)

"Yeah, you were the best." (Me)

"Belka does nyat really knyaw what happened, but Belka is glyad if she did somethyang good!" (Belka)

'FUCK! THERE'S NO WAY SOMEONE CAN BE THIS CUTE!'

-I finally go over to the last part of my whole master plan.

To begin with that, I heal the sassy bitch back to consciousness.

"H- Huh? What happened?" (???)

"Oi, you didn't forget our whole plan from the whole choking play, did you?" (Me)

The chick in black looks at me perplexed to what's going on for a second, but soon gets a hold of her situation.

"Fufu, of course I didn't. I just have to admit that I'm not really aware of which step we are in." (???)

"It's the part where our masterful acting comes to show." (Me)

I end our dialogue abruptly by breaking eye contact and turning to the audience.

The whole public seems to be in a great panic with every single person running around like a fucking chicken without a head.

"*Cough* Dear audience, please calm dow-" (Me)

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" (Audience member #5542)

"THE REAPER IS GONNA GET US!" (Audience member #3421)

"I want a piece of that sweet, sweet ass." (Deep voice from the audience)

"*Deep inhale* I'm so gonna get that voice some day." (Me)

I enhance my vocal cords to the max.

"PLEASE AUDIENCE! CALM DOWN!" (Me)

They look at me with terror in their eyes, but not a single one is talking.

"Why are they looking at me like that?" (Me)

Lydia taps my shoulder from behind me.

"It might have been that your other version killed them and ressurected them..." (Lydia)

"And you're telling me that NOW?!" (Me)

"Yeah, kinda." (Lydia)

I think about their state of mind for a second and suddenly get a stroke of genius.

"Sassy bitch, you should just play along now, okay?" (Me)

"As you wish, fufu." (???)

I look back at the audience, who is still not moving and speak words of wisdom.

"Dear audience! I apologize sincerely for what I seem to have done a few moments ago, but please be aware of the fact that it wasn't because I wanted to, but rather I have been controlled!" (Me)

"Yeah, right! You just want to-" (Audience member #2454 who's now unconscious due to a secret shock I sent to him)

"Please remeber! I would never do anything cruel and have only been doing the right thing until now!-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT!

'I know lol.'

"-I did my best when the children of the Ice giants were kidnapped, but it seems like someone didn't like that, so they're now targeting me!" (Me)

"I- If you didn't do it out of purpose, but were controlled, then who controlled you?!" (Audience member #9761)

I point towards the sassy bitch.

"IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN HER!" (Me)

"I beg your pardon?" (???)

"H- Her?" (Audience member #432)

"HER!" (Audience member #645)

"Just give me a piece of that juicy BOOTY!" (Deep voice from the audience)

"BUT SHE IS ALSO NAUGHT BUT A PUPPET IN THIS GAME!" (Me)

"P- Puppet?" (Audience member #4566)

I turn my head and look at the bitch with expectation in my eyes.

"Fufu, so that's how it is..." (???)

The sassy bitch buries her face in her hands and starts to cry.

"YES! IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! THE REAL CULPRIT HAS TAKEN MY 8 YEAR OLD BROTHER HOSTAGE! THERE IS NOTHING I COULD'VE DONE!" (???)

"Her brother?" (Audience member #3587)

"The real culprit?" (Audience member #6587)

'Damn, that's some impressive acting.'

"*Sob* Me and my little brother only have each other, sicne my mother died of a disease a few years ago, and now the mastermind wants to take even him away from me... PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY LITTLE BROTHER!" (???)

'Now, that's just cheesy.'

But of course the whole audience went with it and starts to cry as well.

"*Sob* HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO HER?!" (Audience member #2534)

"*Sob* THAT'S JUST TOO CRUEL!" (Audience member #5683)

"I don't care. I just want that ass." (Deep voice from the audience)

"BUT DON'T BE AFRAID, DEAR AUDIENCE! FOR I WILL VANQUISH THE EVIL THAT RESIDES AMONG US!" (Me)

I twist my wrist and open a warphole mid-space.

"THE EVIL, WHICH MUST BE SUBJUGATED, IS NONE OTHER THAN THIS PERSON!" (Me)

And out of the warphole falls a fat, naked man.

"Buhi?" (Fat prince)

MAKE THAT PIG SUFFER!