Inside a secret room, at the top of- Really? We're gonna use that description again? *Sigh* It's where the fat, bastard prince is. Fuck this shit.

*SLAM!*

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DEFEATED THE ICE GIANTS JUST NOW?!" (Prince)

The fat prince sits as usual on his throne, surrounded by beautiful women. His face is even uglier than usual, since it's contorted by anger.

"It seems that even with the help of our sorcerers we couldn't defeat him. His fighting style was just too new and unpredictable." (Prime minister)

"GOD DAMNIT! DID HE AT LEAST NOT NOTICE OUR SORCERERS?!" (Prince)

"I-I don't think so." (Prime minister)

Where our MC is right now.

Yes, he did notice.

"What? Wait, did you just answer a different scene?" (Me)

Back to the fat prince.

"Good, then he at least doesn't know that someone wants him dead." (Prince)

Back to our MC.

Yes, he does know.

"Stop replying to different scenes. I get screens in front of my face, even though I don't know the context for them." (Me)

Back to the fat prince.

"Send assassins! The best we have! The cost doesn't matter. I only want him dead!" (Prince)

"I'll hire them as soon as I can." (Prime minister)

"Buhihihi! I look forward to how those little girls taste *Slurp*." (Prince)

Back to our MC. (That's the last one, I promise)

'Is that it? No more unexpected screens anymore?'

Yeah, their dialogue ended.

'Cool. So where were we?'

You were just praised as a hero by the audience because you saved those children from an unknown danger.

'Oh, right.'

I wave at the audience with a charming smile on my face.

"YOU ROCK, KID!" (Audience member #25)

"IMPREGNATE ME!" (Ugly chick from the audience #369)

'Yeah, I'd rather not.'

"Still has the nicest ass in the universe." (Deep voice from the audience)

'HE'S BACK!'

The cheering dies down over time and the day comes to an end.

Day turned to night. The location is our room.

'Why did that sound like a damn report?'

"Hmpf! I told you that the fight would be easy!" (Aline)

"But you didn't do anything?" (Janna)

Aline and Janna stand face to face in front of the double bed. It's actually a rare thing for them to be talking, so I just watch them from the balcony.

"It was just not my turn yet! If I had participated, then they wouldn't have lasted a second!" (Aline)

Aline looks at Janna with a smug expression and her arms crossed, which gives her back her old impression of a haughty princess.

"Yeah, keep lying to yourself." (Janna)

"WH- WHO'S LYING?! YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS IF IT DOESN'T INVOLVE YU!" (Aline)

"Says the one who was depressed about Yu not letting her fight with him. I can still recall the little girl who drew broken hearts on the ground with a stick about 5 hours ago just because she was feeling lonely." (Janna)

'YOU DON'T JUST SAY THAT TO A TSUNDERE, JANNA! THAT'S RESERVED FOR MY TEASING MOMENTS!'

"Me and little girl? Don't make me laugh! You don't have the right to say that, since you didn't "grow" since you were 10!" (Aline)

'CRITICAL HIT!'

"YOU LITTLE-" (Janna)

'Yeah, it's time to break that up. Now Screeny, what phrase do we use in those situations to make them give off a friendly feeling?'

Hmm... maybe: "If you stop fighting, then I'll fuck both of you right here at once."?

'...Holy shit, that's genius. But not this time my dear perverted brother... sister... IT'S BEEN 14 YEARS! WHAT ARE YOU?!'

(◕‿◕✿)

'Cunt.'

"You guys really get along well, don' you?" (Me)

"WE DON'T!" (Janna & Aline)

'I already had the feeling before that there was some kind of rivalry going on between them. Weirdly it started when I conquered Aline. I wonder why that happened?'

You don't.

'I sure as HELL don't.'

I just let out a satisfied smile at the both of them, since their quarrel about the fight ended and instead got replaced by an agressive silence.

"Stop arguing, pwease! We are fwiends here, awen't we?" (Belka)

'AND DOWN DESCENDS THE HOLY MAIDEN!'

I go over to Belka and put her on my lap, so I can stroke her ears.

"*Purr*" (Belka)

'I'll be living like this now. Right here, in this position.'

I notice something moving in front of our balcony. I scratch my temples in an attempt to stay unnoticed as I activate my "Search life" spell.

"That's right Aline and Janna. Stop arguing. It's not the time for that." (Me)

I fiddle around with Belka's ears while saying that and try to imprint every single soft hair of hers into my memory.

Janna and Aline look at each other for a brief second before turning their heads away.

"Why is it not the time for that?" (Lydia)

"Why? Because it's already bedtime girls. Come on." (Me)

With a wave of my hands the many candles, which lit the room, go out.

"Whaaaat? Already? Belka doesn't *Yawn* want to go to sleep yet." (Belka)

She rubs her teary eyes after the yawn.

"No "buts"! Good night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite!" (Me)

"BED BWUGS?!" (Belka)

"It's just a phrase." (Me)

15 minutes pass before everyone's breathing becomes rythmical. At that moment I decide to greet my guest in front of our balcony.

*Quiet Clap*

I blink myself out of the mountain of girls (reluctantly) and meet the unexpected visitor.

"..." (Me)

"Fufu, aren't you even going to greet me?" (???)

In front of me is the sassy rival.

"Wait a second." (Me)

I pull a sheet of paper out of my inventory and scribble something on it.

As soon as I said that, I feel the mana in the environment moving but it gets immediately dispersed.

"Ho? So you blocked my movement spells?" (???)

"Yep. I'm soon ready. Just another thing." (Me)

I stomp my foot and in return my "Intermediate gravity control" activates, which increases the gravity around us by about 15 times.

The bitch has to kneel down for a second, but that doesn't last for long since she uses a spell to strengthen herself.

"Pretty cheeky to do that, considering the fact that I'm just here to warn you." (???)

Her face looks as calm as ever, but a bit of hostility is carried in her voice.

"That's just to make you not run away again. I feel a bit lonely if I always get stood up, you know?" (Me)

She just looks at me with a smile on her face. I return that smile with my version of it.

"Since our little dick comparing contest is over, and I clearly won, you are now allowed to say what you wanted to." (Me)

"If you have to compare your dicksize with a girl, then that just shows how "big" you are, does it not? But I am not one to judge, fufu." (???)

OHHHHHHH SHIT! FEEL THE BURN! I LIKE THAT CHICK!

'I just wat to remind you that you are MY ally.'

Nah m8, Imma switch over to her.

'I hope that the next companion I get is actually useful.'

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

"What do you want?" (Me)

"Both of us got a point then? Fufu, like I said, I just wanted to warn you." (???)

"From what?" (Me)

"It seems like someone is after your life. Someone from the higher ups." (???)

"Oh that? Yeah, I already knew that. Actually, I initiated that." (Me)

She looks at me with a perplexed expression. Her pale face stands out in the dark night.

"Well, I don't know how it is for you, but I already have my goals set in "this" world. This fight against the higher up, whoever that might be, is just my first step." (Me)

"Fufu, how foolish of me. Of course you would be already aware of that. I really should stop underestimating you." (???)

"Come to think of it. I actually have an offer for you involving that." (Me)

"Ho? I'm listening." (???)

"This does sound intriguing, fufu. I accept." (???)

"Good, I hope we get along on this one." (Me)

I twist my wrist and she falls through a warphole, which other end is located about 150 meters in the air.

'She's not even screaming, not bad.'

Before she hits the ground, I rip the paper apart which restricted her movement spells and she gets swalloed up by liquid darkness.

"Two points for me and one for you. It's my win." (Me)

Sure thing, buddy.

'You got something to say?'

Actually, yeah. What did you mean just now by "this world" when you talked about your goals?

'What? Do you think that I would be satisfied with just being king here?'

Ah right, how could I forget your god complex. I'm such a clutz.

'Well, soon it's not only going to be a complex.'

Dawn soon came and I return to my room with another night of sleep missing.

"*Yawn* Hm, Yu? Why are you already awake?" (Lydia)

"Just wanted to look at your beautiful face while you were sleeping." (Me)

"Whose soul did it take for you to say that? My father or my mother?" (Lydia)

"Both actually. My services aren't that cheap." (Me)

"Nice to see you all sarcastic right in the morning." (Lydia)

I stretch and look at the rising sun.

"Today is gonna be a good day." (Me)

Why?

"I can beat Hajime's ass today, that's why." (Me)

"IT'S WEIRD IF YOU TALK WITH THE AIR! STOP THAT!" (Lydia)

"I CAN DO WHOTEVA THA FOCK I WANT YA DIRTY BITCH!" (Me)