"Now. The moment you all have waited for! THE SECOND PLACE AND FIRST PLACE ARE GOING TO BE REVEALED!" (Me)

"It's Janna, isn't it?" (Lisa)

"God damnit Lisa, GO BACK TO WHIPPING THAT ELF AND STOP RUINING THE SUSPENSE!" (Me)

There wasn't any suspense to begin with

'Why are you always ruining everything for me?'

It's the only thing I can do as a goddamn screen.

'Some day I'll get back at you, and then you'll regret ever having incured my wrath.'

I'm so scared

"Shit, alright. Yes, number 1 is Janna. I know Aline, you must be pretty disappointed, but... Aline?" (Me)

Aline looks to be deep in thought about something, seemingly not listening to what I'm saying right now. Only when I called out for her, she finally snapped back to reality.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Pretty disappointing." (Aline)

'*sigh* I guess this is what happens if I show weakness even once. Only problems follow after that.'

"But to change that as soon as possible, I'm here! So I'll be teaching you something, which I've been thinking about for a few years!" (Me)

And for how long have you been thinking about it really?

'Do you remember the meeting with the angel?'

Yep

'You could consider that a long time ago, in contrast to how long I have this idea.'

"Since I know that your specialty is pure strength, my plan is to make you even stronger." (Me)

STATUS

STATS

Level: 48 Statpoints: 0

HP: 68 MP: 120 HP REGEN: 0,20/sec MP REGEN: 0,11/sec

STR: 55 DEX: 21 END: 20 INT: 12 WIS: 11 CHR: 33 LCK: 18

ABILITIES

ACTIVE: Body strengthening magic (Higher); Overstrain; Fireball; Blaze; Fire aura; Heat; Fucking fire coating of weapons damn names for goddamn attacks

PASSIVE: Warhammer Mastery (84%); Physical Combat Mastery (64%); Chant shortening (Lesser); Teamwork; Critical Hit

AFFINITIES: Fire (44%)

TITLES

Definetly not a tsundere

First of many

Best girl

Another part in the harem

'Why am I so surprised about a normal status?'

What about a 13 year old girl, having 55 points in her STR stat, is normal?

'At least she doesn't have a fucking permanent broken mind or a bloodline no one knows of.'

Point taken

"But since you're already proficient enough at "Body strengthening magic", I had to think up of another way to pump your body up. To teach you how to use that, I need you to sit down and relax." (Me)

"Uhm, alright." (Aline)

Aline sits down cross-legged and closes her eyes. I move behind her and put my hand on her back near her heart.

What are you trying to do?

'Well, do you remember how the aura of the angel expanded?'

And you nearly pissed your pants? Of course I do. I took pictures as well.

'U avin a giggle there m8? I'll bash ur fukin hed in. Cheeky cunt.'

Try punching a screen. I'm waiting.

'...'

That's what I thought.

'Anyways. That aura, which the angel had, wasn't something of a mana aura or a spell, but consisted of pure life force. So I'm trying to awaken that inside of Aline.'

Did you try it before?

'Nope.'

I close my eyes just like Aline did and try to sense her life force with my magic of the "Life" attribute. After a few seconds I find myself inside her inner mind.

That sounded kinda perverted.

'So you work in here, huh? Actually pretty surprising since in those other few realms you were completely useless.'

I WAS NAWT!

'So? Where am I again and why the fuck am I suddenly here? I didn't even use any technique to search her inner mind...'

I look around and only see black around me.

'As always a beatiful scenery here. Can't they even put a fucking couch somewhere? I'm getting sick of all these fucking bland, black rooms.'

You're floating. Why would you need a couch?

'I'm sure I'll find something to do with it. Let's see if I can find something in this gaping darkness.'

I touch my somehow non-existent temples and activate my "Search life" spell, whose results immediately become clear.

'Oh, of fucking course.'

I sense an absurdly strong life force in my vicinity. I float towards it.

'Of fucking course the essence of her life force is a blazing, golden lion. Why did I even think for a second that she might not have a secret inside her.'

*ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR*

''Yeah, I got it. You're a fierce beast which can't be tamed by anyone. Let's see if I can somehow make you my bitch.'' (Me)

"Roar?" (Fucking blazing lion of doom)

I wrap myself in a cocoon of my pure mana. The lion flinches back for a second, before getting aggravated and charging towards me.

'Now, how should I defeat that guy without my weapons?'

Only after I provoked the lion, I noticed that, since I don't have my real body right now, I can't use any of my weapons either.

The lions blazing mane starts to burn even brighter, which results in me being blinded. But since I already knew that he was charging towards me, I just floated out of the way.

'Doesn't he know how to figh- URGH!" (Me)

I underestimated the lions battle instinct. Even though I floated out of the way and he ran past me, he used his tail to just swat me aside like a fly.

"NO ONE JUST WHIPS ME WITH THEIR TAIL WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS!" (Me)

I swing my arm and a spacial blade flies towards him, which he dodges easily.

'But who would I be if I didn't already expect that?'

I make a huge warphole, which actually costed me half of my mana, at the place where he dodged to, which leads him directly under me. The lion looks pretty confused about my sudden disappearance, meanwhile I charge up a raygun with about a quarter of my mana.

"SNEAK ATTACK BITCH!" (Me)

The lion notices me being over him and dodges the ray gun.

"I shouldn't have announced my sneak attack." (Me)

Yeah, you shouldn't have

'Thanks for approving. You really are a good sidekick.'

Glad to help.

The lion just smirks at my statement and looks at me with a mocking expression.

"Wow, I didn't even know a lion could be this much of a pussy." (Me)

*ROOOAAAAAARRRRR*

The lion charges towards me again and tries to blind me with his mane another time.

'You think this is going to work a second time?'

I bring my hands together, as if an orb would be in them, and position them at my right hip.

Don't do it

"KAAAAMMEEEE-" (Me)

I said don't do it.

"-HAAAAMMMEEEE-" (Me)

THIS ISN'T REGISTERED AS A FANFICTION! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT!

'OH SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!'

"-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" (Me)

SAFE

A huge beam of electricity makes it's way towards the lion. Since he was already charging towards me, he's unable to dodge it and it hits him head on.

*GYAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*

'Oh. He learned a new sound.'

Congratualtions! You created a new attack!

"Kamehamehe"

"Once the ultimate move of a legendary fighter, this beam of pure energy has been altered to the new users liking, resulting in a fitting new attack.

'Lol'

The lion flies away with the beam pushing it and hits an invisible wall. He drops down, unmoving.

I float towards him.

"You put up a pretty good fight-" (Me)

Nah, you were just retarded.

"Hold on a second. I have to make a non-existent person shut their non-existent trap." (Me)

I DO EXIST!

'As what?'

As... as-

'As a fucking screen. Now fuck off with your pixels and let me tame this beast, so Aline can use it's power to her advantage.'

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

"Oi, cat. I know that you're still alive." (Me)

The lion just growls at me.

"From now on you're going to assisst the owner of this body when she needs it. And when she's in danger you better save her cute behind, or else I'll make you a tigress before you know it." (Me)

*Growl*

"Good. Now how do I get out of here?" (Me)

I turn away from the lion and look around.

What are you looking for? There won't be a fucking exit sign anywh-

'Found it.'

Of course you fucking did.

I open the door with the exit sign on top and immediately find myself back on the courtyard.

"That was a nice, normal exit for once." (Me)

Suddenly, just as I took my hands off Alines back, a golden flame engulfs her.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" (Aline)

'I want a refund to my words.'

Aline floats above the ground only to drop down half a minute later.

"Aline?" (Me)

Aline slowly opens her eyes.

"Wow. That's... beautiful." (Me)

When Aline opened her eyes, I wasn't able to see her usual deep blue eyes, but instead her eyes have changed into a deeper gold than Belkas with red pupils.

'God damnit, the chuunibyou side inside me is getting jealous.'

"Wha-? What do you mean beautiful?!" (Aline)

"Well, nothing. Your eyes just turned golden." (Me)

"What? WHAT?! I DIDN'T WANT THAT!" (Aline)

"THE GIVE THEM TO ME!" (Me)

"What?" (Aline)

"*cough* I meant that you now have to live with them, since they are a sign of you becoming stronger." (Me)

"You're right, I can feel a strange power surging through me." (Aline)

"Now, to finish the preparations for the tournament, only Janna is left." (Me)

"I'll do anything you say." (Janna)

"*pant, pant* Anything you sa- OUCH!" (Me)

Aline pinched me in the sides. Normally it wouldn't hurt even a bit, but since she's now enhanced by the beast inside her, she can actually cause me some harm.

"Don't get carried away." (Aline)

"Yeah, yeah, alright." (Me)

'I'm just glad she came back to her old self.'

"Now, to reveal how I'm going to train you." (Me)

"Yes?" (Janna)

"The last one of our bunch." (Me)

"Yes?!" (Janna)

"The strongest girl of our group." (Me)

"YES?!" (Janna)

"I actually don't have a fucking clue." (Me)

"Huh?!" (Janna)