《A Fool fooling around in another world》I didn't have the time to think of a title, so this is the title
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On a courtyard behind my dorm, 5 certain girls are standing in front of me. The sun is blazing and a drop of sweat rolls down my forehead. My pants create an uncomfortable feeling, since they shoved themselves in my crotch area.
"LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS! THESE NEXT FEW MONTHS YOU'LL BE TRAINED UNTIL YOU BREAK. I WON'T HEAR- Estelle, as much as I enjoy seeing a beatiful elf getting horny from me verbally abusing her, could you not right now? I'm trying to be a drill sergeant here." (Me)
"*Pant* I'm sorry *Pant*." (Estelle)
"Now I'm not in the mood anymore... god dammit." (Me)
Why did you pretend to be a sergeant in the first place?
'Come on. Every boy once wanted to have a whole squad under his command! Espescially if the squad consists of beautiful waifus! That's like killing two birds with one stone!'
That rather sounds like the start of a porno... I like it ಠ⌣ಠ
"Alright girls, in the next few months I'll train all of you individually, since the tournament's coming up soon and usually we'll fight our first really strong opponent there, who'll then later become our ally. You know the drill. I've planned how I'm going to train you and what measures I have to take to bring out the most of your potential. To bring y'all closer to one level, I'll start training the weakest and make my way to the top. Any questions?" (Me)
"What do you mean by "usually we'll fight fight our first really strong opponent"? You can't just assume that there is someone as ridiculous as you." (Lydia)
"Janna, if you would?" (Me)
"I... I saw a glimpse of the future again and... he's right. I saw Yu covered in blood, fighting someone clad in black." (Janna)
"See? I told you you would- WAIT WHAT?!" (Me)
"I saw the vision only a few seconds ago as well, so I still can't believe it. WHO DARES TO HURT MY YU?!" (Janna)
'I'm covered in blood? I thought that I would be pretty much unrivaled for my age group?!'
Well, there are still other reincarnated as you know. Maybe it's a guy like you with another harem. But this time, it's not an asshole.
'Shit, if it's like that, then I guess I have to use it. I wanted to avoid this method, but seems like there's no way around it.'
Wait, what method?
'Of course it's a secret. If I would just reveal it here, then where would be the suspense?'
Fuck you and your suspense
"Should- should we really still participate then? I mean if- if Yu gets hurt, then there would be a lot of trouble. I don't really care about it, but I'm sure that his parents for example would be sad." (Aline)
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'No they wouldn't.'
"Of course we're still participating. I won't lose, since I have plot armor." (Me)
"Plot armor?" (Aline)
"It's a type of magic which makes me nearly invincible. Not that I really need it though." (Me)
"Wow, so you even have something like that. As expected of my future hus- I meant... hus- HUSKY! Yes, as expected of my future dog. Uuuuuhhhh, I didn't want to say that!" (Aline)
'Her lovely side is leaking. GOD THATS CUTE!'
Aline is best girl
"Any other questions?" (Me)
"Does the training include wh-" (Estelle)
"No the training doesn't include whips yet. If that's all, then Lydia come with me." (Me)
"Huh? Why me? Didn't you say that you would start with the weakest?" (Lydia)
"Gosh darn it! Silly me made a blooper again! I'm such a clutz sometimes" (Me)
"Phew, I knew it. Couldn't be that I'm the weakest here." (Lydia)
"*Clears throat* Lydia get your sweet ass over here you goddamn croissant. I fucking know what I said." (Me)
"Uuuuuuhhhh." (Lydia)
"While I'm away, y'all can already think at which areas you could improve." (Me)
With those last words I leave with Lydia. We go to our room where a certain ex-dungeon master waits on my bed.
"Finally you greet me the right way." (Me)
"I'm just trying to sleep you donut." (Alexandra)
"Then wake up now. I'm going to go over Lydias training regime now." (Me)
"Why didn't you just do it at the time when you were alone in this room? There was no real need to go to our courtyard and then immediately return back here, was there?" (Alexandra)
"I didn't have to say my plan twice, so there actually was. Anyways, are you prepared?" (Me)
"Of course I am." (Alexandra)
"Wait, why is Alexandra needed for my training?" (Lydia)
"Well, I did say that I would train you all individually, but your case is a bit special. You being special is actually because of a hidden talent in you." (Me)
STATUS
STATS
Level: 15 Statpoints: 0
HP:32 MP:300 HP REGEN: 0,22/sec MP REGEN: 0,18/sec
STR: 9 DEX: 11 END: 10 INT: 22 WIS: 18 CHR: 25 LCK: 4
ABILITIES
ACTIVE: Fireball; Fire Arrow; Solar Flare; Burst; EXPLOSIOOOON; Had*uken; Fire Breath; Sentient Turret; Gattling
PASSIVE: Chant Shortening (Lesser); Royal Magic bloodline (SEALED); Magic Potential (Medium)
AFFINITIES: Fire (12%); Ice (75%)
TITLES
Mamas babygirl
Another part in the harem
"I'm just going to ignore that half of your attacks are one huge copyright infringement. You actually have way more affinity with Ice magic than with fire magic, hence Alexandra will be training you." (Me)
"You... you're telling me I've wasted all this time training on an element which I don't even have affinity for?" (Lydia)
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"Yep. Who tested your affinities anyways?" (Me)
"That would be my sister... GOD DAMMIT!" (Lydia)
"I like her better every day. Oh right, I still have something for you." (Me)
Out of my inventory I pull out a staff which is about 1,30 m long with a bright blue gem on top of it.
"This is something I made with Alexandras help. Your biggest problem is that enemies have it way too easy to attack you while you're chanting, so this staff will assisst you while you're at it." (Me)
Supporting Freezing Icestaff of doom
Rank: Legend
Attack: 950 (Magic Damage)
Options: 1. Reduces Chanting by 70%
2. Increases damage of Ice magic by 30%
3. It sounds cooler
Magic circles imbedded: Activate Ice Nova if enemy is near; Pull out mana from the environment (reduce mana cost by 25%)
Durability: 1500/1500
A staff made by a legendary dungeon master and her master. The dungeon master made the staff and the master embedded the magic circles, resulting in one of the strongest weapons in the whole world. But not for long.
'I'm gonna make myself a way stronger weapon soon, so she can have that for all I care.'
"Wow... this is the first time you gave me a present." (Lydia)
Lydia is free?
"That's not true! I gave you a fuckload of costumes! Where is the gratitude for that?!" (Me)
"You don't expect me to answer that, do you?" (Me)
"YES, I FUCKING DO?!" (Me)
Suddenly Alexandra jumps on Lydias back and pulls her down on the bed. She puts Lydias arm behind her back, resulting in her being unable to move.
"Now little girl. For the next few months I will shove all my knowledge about Ice magic into you, without hearing you crying or else I'll shove something completely different inside you. Did I make myself clear?" (Alexandra)
"YES MA'AM!" (Lydia)
'It's already worth it that I had to allow Alexandra paid leave for her training Lydia.'
"Well, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone for now-" (Me)
'I have something akin to a video camera installed in this room anyways.'
"-since I still have to train the others. See you later." (Me)
I turn around and leave the room. A long hallway greets me, which actually makes it pretty lonely to go down alone.
'Hmmm, to be honest, I still haven't thought of a trainingsplan for the others yet...'
Shouldn't you have done that before? Like, at least a few days?
'I was a procrastinator in my past life and I guess old habits die hard?'
I'm going down the hallways red and gold woven carpet while having my usual conversation with Screeny, when suddenly my surroundings were swallowed up.
From one moment to another, I find myself surrounded by complete darkness.
"Oh? The last time that happened I met some kind of god. Is this the same scenario Screeny?" (Me)
The awaited response doesn't come.
"*Sigh* Okay, so who are you and why did you abduct me?" (Me)
"So you are my opponent, huh? Doesn't seem like you will be much of a challenge." (???)
"It's pretty rude not to introduce yourself when kidnapping someone!" (Me)
The voice seems to come from everywhere and can't be assigned to a gender.
What I immediately noticed when I got surrounded by darkness, was that this environment is completely made of mana with the darkness attribute. So I let my mana seep out in this room, giving me a bit control over it.
'Shit, this is actually pretty difficult. Normally I could just overpower the voices mana with my sheer amout of mana, but it doesn't seem like it's really inferior to me.'
"Don't even try to fight it, it's useless. You won't be able to overcome my dark mana with pure mana. You should know that it's way too inefficient." (???)
"Yeah, but I'm the protagonist, so nothing is impossible for me!" (Me)
I take out a knife from my inventory, stab the tip in my hand and draw a circle with it.
"Hm?" (???)
'Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fu-'
With every line I draw the pain in my hand increases, but the result is way above my expectations.
I feel all the pure mana in the environment flow into me and I immediately release it again. Slowly I gain control over this realm and I can track the source of the voice.
"Oi, stop that." (???)
"DO YOU FUCKER KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO RELEASE MANA AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKE IT IN?! IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, I SWEAR TO CHRIST I WILL MAKE YOU MY BITCH!" (Me)
"Good luck with that. I have to take my leave now, farewe- huh?" (???)
Suddenly, the omniscient voice turned into a girly voice who's in her mid teens.
"So you belong to the human kingdom huh? I was sure it would be some kind of elf..." (Me)
"Fufufufu, not bad. You actually managed to take over my realm of observation. I look forward to meeting you." (???)
The darkness collapses, leaving me behind with a boiling rage.
What the fuck was that?! I was suddenly disconnected from your mind and you vanished!
"I JUST MET A BITCH WHO IS SURELY GOING TO BE BEATEN UP THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M PISSED!" (Me)
What the fuck happened while I didn't see you for 5 minutes?
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