《A Fool fooling around in another world》How (not) to part in a cool manner
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"Another enemy appeared!" (Janna)
I slap her on the back of her head.
"No she's not. She'll most likely be another one of your sisters in law, so be nice to her." (Me)
"YOU CAN'T GET OTHER WOMEN! I'M ALREADY PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!" (Janna)
"WAIT WHAT?!" (Me)
'DID SHE REALLY DO SOMETHING IN MY SLEEP?! I HOPED SHE WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR!'
Janna puts on a smug expression, which gives off a feeling of her being superior to my other heroines.
"Hmpf! Of course I'm pregnant with his child! He kissed me after all!" (Janna)

"...wat? WAIT WHAT?!" (Me)
'Okay let's think about it really quick. I kissed her when she revealed that she was the love interest of my last life. Right?'
Right
'But we didn't have sex yet, right?'
Affirmative
'Wait... now that I think about it. When she was still a child, she didn't really get any sexual innuendos which my mother loved to insult me with. HOW THE FUCK DOESN'T SHE KNOW ABOUT THE HUMAN WAY OF PROCREATION, ALTHOUGH SHE'S MENTALLY NEARLY 30 YEARS OLD?!'
"Janna, I'll have to teach you a lot when we go back to the academy. A. whole. fucking. lot." (Me)
"Huh? Not that I mind, but why is everyone staring at me with such a pitiful expression?" (Janna)
'It's actually fucking unbelievable that she doesn't know how babys are born, although she was in college...'
Later I found out that she was actually homeschooled for her whole life except of her final days at college because of her sickness, and wasn't taught sex ed.
I approach the masked girl with one of my nice expressions, but the moment I take my first step towards her, she takes her first one back.
'Aaaawww, she's shy~.'
"Hello there, may I ask who you are?" (Me)
She just stands there, looking at me and unmoving.
'Hm? Seems like she's one of the calm and quiet girls who doesn't let out a lot of expressions. Well, not that that's a problem for me...'
Yeah yeah, of course every girl is butter in your hands.
'Finally you get it! But the way of approaching this stereotype is a very peculiar one.'
And that would be?
'Well, just wait and see.'
*snap*
I flick my fingers and teleport behind her. First she looks around confused. Only after I tap her shoulder she perks up and turns around before somersaulting over me and distancing herself from me.
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'If you can't get through to her with words, then you'll have to let your deeds do the talking.'
I'm pissed because that actually makes sense.
We look at each other again. Only after a few seconds of staring she speaks her first words.
"...You...fast." (???)
'Shit, I just realized something. I won't be able to conquer her very well since I can't be in her environment as of now. Seems like I'll only be able to start the conquering when the adventurers guild arc starts.'
"*Sigh*, what a shame. It seems like our paths are not destined to cross yet. But I'll give you one piece of advice. There will always be someone stronger than you, don't forget that. That's the only thing I can tell you right now." (Me)
'Her type often regards strength as something important, so it's good to make yourself look superior to leave a strong impression on her.
She stands there again, looks at me for a few seconds and then turns to the exit.
'That's actually a pretty nice ass.'
10/10
"I will... get stronger." (???)
"Yeah sure, do that. I'm sure we'll meet again in the future, so I'll see if you got stronger then. Let's go girls. I want to wash the whole blood off of me." (Me)
I walk to the exit, only to realize that the masked girl walks in the same direction.
"Listen. The cool parting between us won't work if we walk side to side soon after." (Me)
"..." (???)
This moment of walking beside each other gives me an opprtunity to observe her a bit closer.
'Her skin is actually pretty damn pale.'
After a few minutes of awkwardly walking, we finally part ways.
'THAT WAS SO WEIRD!'
Our journey outside the school ended and I return home with my roommate Lydia.
"How many are you still planning to collect?" (Lydia)
"You mean of your pictures? Well, my dream is to publish a new gravure magazine, so I guess there has to be a lot of them." (Me)
"I meant how many girls are you still going to collect... WAIT WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY PICTURES?!" (Lydia)
"So you meant that? Hmmm, good question. I guess as many as fate serves me?" (Me)
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"What?" (Lydia)
"Think about it. Have I really even once chased after girls myself? Did I go and pick them up, like someone with social skills could?" (Me)
"Now that you say it, you didn't... but you have so many of them!" (Lydia)
"Well, you can't blame anyone but luck. But rarely it doesn't really go my way." (Me)
We arrive at our room. I open the door and a cute little loli baba greets me... is what I hoped, but instead a lazy shut-in sits there in her bunny pajamas and plays video games.
'How many things exist in this world which I don't know of yet?!'
"Oi." (Me)
"Hm?" (Alexandra)
"Shouldn't you be greeting your master when he comes home?" (Me)
"Oh yeah, hi." (Alexandra)
""Hi" she says. That's not how a servant would greet his master!" (Me)
"Ugh. Welcome home master! Happy?" (Alexandra)
'That little...'
I grab her chin and pull it towards me.
"Stop that, I'm at an important part of the story right now." (Alexandra)
She stays calm and looks me straight in the eyes, even though there is only a few centimeters of distance between our faces.
"I could ravish you right here and now and no one would be bothered." (Me)
"Well, actually I'm still here and that would bother me quite a bit, soooooo please don't." (Lydia)
I ignore her skillfully.
"I would like to see you try?" (Alexandra)
She licks her lips in a kinky way, completely unfitting for her childish body, but it's still arousing.
"Haaaaa, it's no fun to tease someone who's not shy." (Me)
"I knew it, you don't have the-HIIII" (Alexandra)
I put my hand down her pants and fiddle around a bit with my fingers.
"Don't get me wrong. I would fuck you senseless if I wouldn't have promised myself not to fuck anyone until I turn 16." (Me)
Her breathing slowly becomes heavier. Her face blushes a little bit, but she still keeps the smug expression on her face.
"You think that I would be bothered by a young boy like you? You are 1400 years too young to pleasure me." (Alexandra)
"Oh yeah?" (Me)
I put 2 of my fingers in her precious place while placing my thumb on her clit. A slight massage makes her shiver a little bit and her breathing becomes even heavier.
"Well, I have to admit that you know a bit of what you're doing." (Alexandra)
'Just a bit huh? Well, time to take out the big guns.'
What I recently just realized, is that I can enhance other peoples bodyparts as well, but that isn't nearly as strong as when I enhance myself. I enhance a Alexandras clitoris, which doesn't make it stronger, but rather more sensitive.
"WHA- WHAT DID YOU JUST- HHHNNNNGGGHH!" (Alexandra)
Her body convulses a bit and her face is now a bright red. She looks at me with teary eyes, but she still smiles at me.
"You *pant* are not half bad, I have to admit." (Alexandra)
I continue to finger her. My whole hand is covered in a clear liquid, which shows how aroused she is. Just as she was about to cum, I pull my fingers out.
"WHA- WHY DID YOU PULL THEM OUT?! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FINISH!" (Alexandra)
"I know. It was difficult not to notice by the expressions you made. But that's exactly why I stopped. You didn't do anything yet that deserves a reward." (Me)
"*pant* Well played, I have to *pant* admit." (Alexandra)
Well, no problem. I did finish.
'Good for you. MEANWHILE I HAVE A RAGING BONER WHICH WON'T GO DOWN! I'm slowly getting sick of blue balls...'
"You guys really forgot about me, am I right?" (Lydia)
"To be honest, yes. Yes I did forget about you." (Me)
"Why do I still associate with you?" (Lydia)
"I know you already fell for me, so no need to pretend." (Me)
"I DID NOT!" (Lydia)

'LOL'
"Alright girls, we'll have to prepare for the tournament, so get ready for an arc which always comes before a tournament arc." (Me)
"You are always talking about these "arcs". What do you mea-" (Lydia)
"You're right as always Lydia! It's the training arc!" (Me)
"I have some business to finish in the toilet." (Alexandra)
"Already locked it. Checkmate." (Me)
"I...I lost..." (Alexandra)
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