I open the door to our classroom and immediately a bunch of well known girls, who were stacked on another, fall through.

"I- I wasn't interested in what you were doing or something like that. I just... YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT THE DOOR NEEDED SOME SKINSHIP!" (Aline)

'That's literally the worst excuse she's given me so far.'

"That's literally the worst excuse you've given me so far." (Me)

"Uuhh." (Aline)

Aline is on the verge of crying. Tears already started to form around her eyes and her face flushes in a scarlet colour.

'Time to play the nice guy again.'

The fact that you have to "play" him, is already sad enough.

"You don't have to be embarrassed. I don't mind if you get a bit jealous. I would get jealous as well if someone were to approach you." (Me)

We look each other in the eyes. Aline seems to get even redder than before and a rose colored atmosphere surrounds us.

"I just wanted to know if you guys were really fucking." (Estelle)

Well... at least she's honest?

'That just completely ruined the good mood...'

"And why are you here Lydia? Are you finally facing your feelings?" (Me)

"I AM NOT! I was just...uuuhhh... I waaaaaas... damn it." (Lydia)

"You lack Alines creativity." (Me)

I go back to class and realize that Joanna isn't present anymore.

'Don't you tell me...'

I turn around and see how a certain teacher tries to wriggle out of the mountain of girls stacked on top of her.

'I DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CONQUER HER! THERE WAS NO EVENT THAT COULD'VE MADE HER FALL FOR ME!'

"*cough* It's my duty as a teacher to prevent our students to engage in any inappropriate deeds." (Joanna)

'I literally treated her like shit.'

"ALRIGHT LET'S GO BACK TO CLASS, SHALL WE?!" (Joanna)

Joanna goes back to teaching with a nervous expression on her face. The rest of the class passed without anything special happening. Well, nothing special if you ignore the fact that Janna SNIFFED MY FUCKING HAIR!

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that you are now allowed to leave the school in case that you want to prepare something for the school tournament." (Joanna)

I jump up abruptly and run towards the door.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" (Janna)

"FUCK Y'ALL, I'M GONNA GO SEE THE RED LIGHT DIST-!" (Me)

Suddenly 5 girls tackle me right in the back.

"WHO'S TOUCHING MY ASS?!" (Me)

"Oops." (Deep voice coming from nowhere)

'HE'S BACK, AND NOW HE'S EVEN TOUCHING ME PHYSICALLY!'

I look around me and try to find the culprit, but except of the 5 girls I can't seem to find anyone.

'THIS FUCKER! I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY!'

God I love it that I already know what that voice is. PRAISE THE SYSTEM PEASANT!

'Sometimes I regret having picked you as an ability from god.'

You would've gotten me either way, so no need to regret.

"Alright girls, you can calm down now. I won't be going to the red light district. It was just a sudden urge that washed over me." (Me)

'I'm pretty sure I can fuck at least 3 of them any time I want to, so no need to see some whore.'

"But I need to go to the city for real, since I have to prepare a few things. Do you guys want to come along?" (Me)

"Yes!" (Fucking all of them except for Lydia)

"Why should I?" (Lydia)

"Fuck do I care. You can stay here if you want to." (Me)

"Ugh, I guess I'll go if you insist so much." (Lydia)

'Did she even listen to me?'

"Alright! Then let's go to the city!" (Me)

"Yeah!" (Everyone)

'Is that a giant with 12 arms and chainsaws as hands? Huh... neat.'

"YUUUU, HEEELP MEEEEEE!" (Lydia)

"YUUUU, ONE IS OVER HERE TOO!" (Aline)

"YUUUU, HELP MEEEOOOWWW PWEASSSSEE!" (Belka)

"I'm alright." (Janna)

The observant reader would surely ask himself what kind of disaster could happen in 2 hours which even makes the second strongest in school run in fear. Well, let me tell you something.

It was a nice day. The sun shone and we were on our way to the lower district. We were going down a wide street and a cart pulled by horses passed us. Some of us wanted to go shopping and some just wanted to waste some time. Meanwhile my goal was completely different.

"Good day, sir!" (Me)

"Fuck you." (Rude stranger)

'What a rude fellow.'

I don't want to go into detail, but later I burned his house down.

'As expected, no one really knows my face yet. Time to change that. Screeny? Do you want to see some magic?'

Well, you are proficient in lightning magi-

'No no no no. I meant real magic. Just watch.'

"ABRACADABRA, OUR LIFE IS SO PEACEFUL! I BET NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN RIGHT NOW, SINCE THIS TOWN HASN'T BEEN ATTACKED FOR 100 YEARS! I MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS MY LOVE TO SOMEONE WHEN I COME BACK!" (Me)

*ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR*

Jesus Christ DID YOU JUST SUMMON MONSTERS WITH A DEATH FLAG?!

'Summoning circles are for noobs. I just summoned monsters with a well known magic spell and will now defeat them to increase my fame.'

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID, ISN'T IT?!

"Yu? What was that scream just now?" (Lydia)

"From my excellent hearing I can deduce that it should be something along the lines of a sabertooth tiger. But instead of normal teeth, it literally has lightsabers as teeth." (Me)

"How... how did you hear that?" (Aline)

"Do you really have to ask?" (Me)

And well, now we're surrounded by monsters who would normally only attack if a demon lord would invade.

'IS THAT SILVESTER STALLONE RIDING A VELOCIRAPTOR?! I THINK I MIGHT'VE OVERDONE IT WITH THE DEATH FLAGS!'

My arms are working overtime right now, since I have to throw my knives in all directions while simultaneously protecting 3 of my heroines from any monsters.

"LOOK AT THAT KID! HOW CAN HE HOLD ALL THOSE MONSTERS AT BAY FOR SO LONG?!" (Guard #1)

"THAT'S ONE HELL OF A KID!" (Adventurer #1)

'Seems like I'm getting a bit more famous now. Just as planned.'

Is that terminator part of your plan too?

'HOLY FUCK!'

The whole situation only calmed down after a few hours had passed. My whole group except of Janna is completely exhausted and some are even a bit wounded.

"Pain, pain go away." (Me)

"You- you don't have to heal that part t- AHN!" (Aline)

'Oh yes I fucking do!'

"Hey there, lil' boy. Are ya tha one who cleared this area of th' invasion?" (Buff and huge man)

'STOP INTERFERING!'

"And every other area too, yes. This was actually even more difficult than the dungeon break at our school." (Me)

"So ya are tha boy from tha rumours, huh? Ma name's Klein and am the Guild master of this towns adventurer guild. Nice ta meecha!" (Klein)

Klein stretches his bulky hand out, which alone was nearly as big as my face, and shows me a card which seems to serve as a proof of his identity.

'He looks like he only has muscles for brains even though he's the guild master. He might be an important chess piece to control.'

"Hello guild master, my name's Yu Krifta." (Me)

"Well then, lil' boy, I actually have some business wicha. Care ta go for a walk with ol' me?" (Klein)

'Either he'll reward me for the heroic deeds I've done or he'll try to get on my good side in some other way. I guess there won't be any harm in following him.'

"Can my little group come with us?" (Me)

Klein looks behind me and notices the 5 girls who talk with each other. A smug grin appears on his face.

"Oi lil' boy, already a womanizer at your age huh? Way'ta go. Sure, I don't mind them following us." (Klein)

I call them to us and we go together to the adventurer guild. It's the first time that I'm able to look at it closely so I'm a bit excited.

"Come in, come in. No need'a be shy!" (Klein)

My group enters through the western styled double doors. As soon as I set foot in the guild, the smell of smoke, alcohol and sweat fills my nose. All around us are intimidating adventurers who glare at me like I just insulted their ancestors, holding some kind of beverage in their hand and sitting at a round table.

'Feels like back at home!'

Do you mean the smell, the intimidating people or the feeling of not being welcome?

'Do I really have to answer that?'

All of the above it is then

"Oi guys, stop glaring like bad guys. Y'all couldn't even hurt a fly." (Klein)

A jar flies towards him, but he dodges splendidly by stepping aside.

"They always like to play around." (Klein)

He leads us upstairs where a row of rooms awaits us. We enter a vacant one and sit down.

"So? What business do you have to talk with me about?" (Me)

"It's real simple. Ya're about 13, right?" (Klein)

"Right." (Me)

"Well, we would'a invited ya to become an adventurer, but ya're too young for that. So we wanna hire ya as an emergency help." (Klein)

"Details." (Me)

"In case of an emergency you would have ta help us. In exchange ya would get money every month, doesn't matta if ya had ta help us or not." (Klein)

"I don't want to be bound to help you. I propose that every time there is danger, you contact me and then I'll decide if I'm going to help." (Me)

'Not that they have a choice anyways...'

"Damn, well then I've ta refuse ya lil' boy." (Klein)

'What...'

"To be honest ya were our second option. We just wanted to know if ya would get us a betta deal." (Klein)

"What? Who would be able to replace me?!" (Me)

"Kids these days sure are something. It's actually girl your age." (Klein)

'Oh so it's just another heroine. I already thought that my first rival would've appeared...'

That you just take it like it's a fact is a bit infuriating...

"Well then, I guess this conversation is over. Farewell old man." (Me)

"Ya lil' rascal. Who are ya ta call me ol' man?" (Klein)

"What, it's over already? That didn't even last 5 minutes?" (Lydia)

'Won't be the last time I'm hearing that.'

What

'What?'

I open the door and step outside the room with a question occupying my head.

'I wonder when I'll meet the new heroine?'

In the next moment I hear the door from the room next to us open. Out of it comes a masked girl. She wears a black, tattered cape which barely covers her revealing armor. The mask only covers her face and lets her white, short hair show. It isn't quiet like Belkas, since it has a blue touch to it, but makes her look pure nevertheless. The revealing armor I mentioned lets her stomach in the open and only covers her breasts and shoulders. Her body couldn't be defined as well proportioned, but rather very slim and athletic. But that doesn't really matter since that actually fits her more than when she would have an hourglass figure.

"That was fast." (Me)

"Another enemy appeared!" (Janna)