It has been a few days since the mini-dungeon break, and I just live my everyday life like any other.

"I want it." (Me)

"No." (Alexandra)

"You're practically my slave! You can't just disobey my orders!" (Me)

"Yes, I can." (Alexandra)

"This is just fucking ridiculous. AM I TALKING TO A WALL?!" (Me)

Maybe she needs a bit more "persuasion"?

"I will fucking hit you, if you don't make me that weapon." (Me)

That's... not the right technique to persuade someone...

Well, maybe my everyday life is not like any other, like I thought...

"I don't understand what's so wrong about a huge tentacle whip that moves to my will?!" (Me)

"HOW ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU MORON?!" (Alexandra)

"Tch..." (Me)

Why I'm asking Alexandra to make me a weapon, you ask? A quick glance at her status gives you a quick answer.

STATUS

STATS

Level: 466 Statpoints: 0

HP: 140 MP: 22325 HP REGEN: 0.65/sec MP REGEN: 2.10/sec

STR: 8 DEX: 13 END: 65 INT: 320 WIS: 210 CHR: 26 LCK: 30

ABILITIES

ACTIVE: Creation (Greater); Magic smithing; Ice spear; Field of Ice; Freeze; Icy bind; Ice weapon creation; Blizzard; Battleform (Ice Queen); Ice Prison;

PASSIVE: Magic control (Higher); Leadership; Strategic knowledge; Magic Potential (Lesser);

AFFINITIES: Ice (75%)

TITLES

"Ice Princess"

"Shit, you're old"

"Everlasting"

"Nothing can bring you down"

CONTRACTS

ERROR: Lacking mana

'There are still a few things which interest me, for example her "Battleform" or her contracts, but she wouldn't answer me even if I ask... why did I take such a rebellious dungeon master as my treasure *sigh*.'

I told you that you would regret it

'Do you seriously expect that I refrain from taking another potential heroine?! You should know me well enough already!'

I know. I'm starting to like the rebellious loli baba as well (─‿‿─)

'Aaahhh, I see you slowly start to get back to your old self.'

These arguments went on already for 2 days, and I only managed to persuade her to make me 2 weapons (although she practically belongs to me).

Sharp electrified Alloyed Shark Throwing knife

Rank: Unique

Attack: 210

Options: 1. Ignore 50% of enemys defense (inludes armor and natural defense)

2. If embedded with lightning, then 45% damage increase

3. Is able to be embedded with lightning

Durability: 350/350

"A strong throwing knife made from the tooth of a Razor Megashark. Since it's made by an experienced dungeon master, it was able to have 3 options. Making it nearly at the level of a national treasure.

Brutal bleeding Alloyed Ray Dagger

Rank: Unique

Attack: 750

Options: 1. 70% pain increase if enemy is hit at vital spot

2. If enemy is hit, the status "bleeding" will be added (0.125% HP loss per second)

3. Is able to be embedded with lightning

Durability: 1800/1800

Made from the sting of a deathray by an experienced dungeon master. The specialty of bleeding the enemy to death, before finally devouring it after unneeded torture, transfered over to this weapon, making it a very cruel weapon.

'These weapons really are quiet nice, but I just know that she did them half assed. I feel it in my prostate.'

"I have to go to class now. If I come back and don't see my awesome whip on the table, then I'll sell you to the next brothel." (Me)

"YOU'LL DO WHAT?!" (Alexandra)

I close the door behind me and leave a panicking, 1500 year old dungeon master behind.

"Come on, we're late." (Lydia)

"Who said you had to wait for me?" (Me)

"I-...God dammit." (Lydia)

"Yeah, who said you should have waited for him?" (Janna)

'JESUS CHRIST ON A MOTORBIKE! WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM?!'

"Oh hey, little sis." (Me)

Yeah, just hide the fact that you are afraid of the ablities of your own sister.

'Why the hell is she so strong anyways?! I'm certain that I can still defeat her if I go all out, but I mean I'm a reincarnated and blessed by god... there must be something wrong with her...'

I already told you. Somehow even I can't get information from her. Which is pretty creepy, since I'm practically part of the akashic record...

'You're probably just too stupid to read her status.'

I'm part of the mightiest being in all existence and I have to be insulted by a manchild who has a few psychological problems. What has my life come to?

We arrive to class a bit late, since Joanna already arrived and started lecturing, but she didn't even dare to scold me. I sit down on my seat, pull Belka quickly to my side, and listen to what Joanna wants to say.

"In a nutshell, the annual school tournament is in 4 months. The tournament is a huge event and the whole kingdom will be watching. You'll have to fight against other schools from the whole continent, so you won't be just fighting humans. You can be in groups or fight alone. If you want to, then you can even do both. Anyone who wants to participate should say it now." (Joanna)

'*grin*'

"I want to participa-! AAHHH!!!" (Annoying classmate #1 now with a knife in his hand)

"Joanna! I want to participate!" (Me)

"Anyone?" (Joanna)

"Me! Me! Pick me!" (Me)

"No one?" (Joanna)

The whole class looks down nervously.

"I want to!" (Me)

"SOMEONE ELSE?" (Joanna)

Suddenly a knife lands a few centimeters away from her face. It actually did cut a few hairstrands, but that doesn't matter.

"I just fucking said that I want to, didn't I?!" (Me)

"Ah, Yu! If you wanted to participate, then you should have said so! Do you want to participate in team or solo fights?" (Joanna)

'Oh wow, she's suddenly so nice. I guess our relationship really did get better recently.'

Did I just imagine the knife, which literally threatened her life just now, or are you just trying to lie to yourself?

'A little bit of both?'

I look at my little group of heroines and they just nod at me.

'We understand each other without words huh? I think our relationship is beautiful.'

"I want to participate in single matches please!" (Me)

'Don't you get a joke? AND SINCE WHEN CAN YOU SEND GIFS TO MY BRAIN?!'

I'm the almighty screen from god. I can send everything to your brain.

'*cough* Does that include "the good stuff" as well?'

Of course (ʘ‿ʘ)

'PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY SCREENY!!!'

"I meant that I want to participate in both matches please." (Me)

"The team matches have to be in a group of 6. Who do you want to fight with?" (Joanna)

"Me, Aline Eisenhaus, Janna Krifta, Estelle Kyltja, Lydia Kwas and Belka Kot will be in my team." (Me)

"Alright, I'll note it down. Wait a second." (Joanna)

Why do you want to participate in that tournament anyways?

'Well, there are multiple reasons. Of course there is the prize money that I'll most likely get and maybe there will be a few weapons to win as well, but the most important is the social standing and the increase in fame.'

Why the fuck does someone like you need fame?

'Just think about it. By refusing the offer of being honored by the king himself, I practically said that I'm not their ally. Right?'

Right.

'Their feelings towards that refusal should be pretty complex. On the one hand they see me as a threat, but on the other hand I'm still a potential, incredibly strong ally. They are most likely discussing right now if they should get rid of me or not.'

Makes sense.

'That's where the tournament comes in. While fighting I'll probably build up a fanbase and if I win, then that's even better, since that fanbase will just get bigger. Can they really just get rid of me so carelessly then, although I'm accepted by the common folk as an idol?'

Probably not.

'This equals in dispute between them, since some are going to stick to their opinion of getting rid of me and some probably want to win me over. A kingdom, whose rulers aren't in harmony, is weakened. Why I'm aiming for that, I'll tell you when the time has come.'

You...YOU CAN ACTUALLY THINK THINGS THROUGH?!

'I'm quite capable.'

I see how Estelle comes my way, before obviously tripping intentionally.

"Oh nooooo..." (Estelle)

'Could she at least make it look a bit authentic? I, as a lover of the art of acting, am enraged!'

Estelle lands with her face right on my crotch and doesn't look like she wants to stand up again.

"GET AWAY FROM HIIIIIIM!" (Janna)

"*pout*." (Aline)

"ART THOU TRYING TO UNLEASH EXCALIBUR?!" (Me)

I try to refrain myself from fucking her right on the table, but she just continues to push her face and soft cheeks against my dick. Right when I wanted to grab her and pull her outside, a shadow flashes past me and Estelle vanished.

'Alright, that was as abnormal as it gets. I refuse to believe that my little sister is just another person.'

Janna sits right where she was before, as if nothing happened. But I'm 100% sure that she was the shadow.

'Analyzing eyes.'

STATUS

STATS

Level: ERROR Statpoints: ERROR

HP: ERROR MP: ERROR HP REGEN: ERROR MP REGEN: ERROR

STR: ERROR DEX: ERROR END: ERROR INT: ERROR WIS: ERROR CHR: ERROR LCK: ERROR

ABILITIES

ACTIVE: ERROR

PASSIVE: ERROR

AFFINITIES: ERROR

TITLES

ERROR

ERROR

"Reincarnated by ERROR"

'I fucking knew it.'

Wait, so she's a reincarnated as well?! And why were you able to read that but I wasn't?

'Fuck do I know. But I sure as hell want to know who she is.'

I grab Jannas arm and pull her outside the classroom without caring if Joanna even notices us.

"BYE BITCHES! I'M GONNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY NOW!" (Janna)

I open the door and exit the classroom with Janna in tow. With the door closed I look Janna deep in the eyes.

"If you wanted to do it out here, then you could have just said so *blush*." (Janna)

"Who were you?" (Me)

"Who I am? I'm your sister of course!" (Janna)

Janna looks at me with an innocent smile which reminds me of her early years.

"You heard me. I asked who you were." (Me)

"Wha- what do you mean? I was always your little sister and I will always be!" (Janna)

"Okay I'll get to the point. I know that you were reincarnated and therefore must've been someone else in your past life. I just want to know who you were." (Me)

"Oooohh, you mean that? Why didn't you say so? I would've told you if you just asked nicely." (Janna)

"So? Who were you?" (Me)

"Well, in my past life I was a 20 year old girl and lived a pretty normal life." (Janna)

'THANK GOD SHE WASN'T AN OLD FAT BASTARD IN HER PAST LIFE! PRAISE SATAN!'

Really? You were worried about that?

'Fuck yeah, I was.'

"Phew, alright, with that most of my worries are gone. Could you give me more details? I'm actually pretty curious about who you were." (Me)

'I want to know if she was one of those DAMN people with a social life or one of the better ones.'

You're just fucking unbelievable

"Uuuuhhh, sure. Like already said, I lived a pretty average life. I had some close friends but not too many. I never had a boyfriend. Well, one guy was close to being one, but because of certain circumstances I couldn't be together with him. He was pretty funny and had above average looks, but in the end he just vanished. No one could find him. It's like he was kidnapped." (Janna)

'That... sounds oddly familiar...'

"Anyways, what didn't I cover until now? Oh right, my name. My name in my past life was Sophia Kanon and-" (Janna)

At that moment, everything blacked out for me.

"..." (Me)

"Yu?" (Janna)

"HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS GREAT! THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT! TRULY, GOD YOU HAVE GIVEN ME MORE ENCOUNTER LUCK THAN I COULD'VE EVER WISHED FOR!" (Me)

"Wha- what do you mean?" (Janna)

I want to ask the same. Did you know her or what?

'Know her? KNOW HER YOU ASK?! Let me answer that question with another question. Do you know how I died in my past life?'

Suicide by falling down a building, right?

'BING BONG! WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER! And why did I commit suicide?'

Well, in your introduction file it says that it was because of depression. This depression was caused by problems with your family and "somehow you got to the point of breaking"

'BING BONG! ANOTHER FUCKING POINT! And now let me ask you my final question. Who do you think got me to "that point"?'

Wait... YOU DON'T MEAN-

'HAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN! SHE WAS THE REASON I COMMITED SUICIDE!'