It's now been about 6 months since school started. I'm, as always, your dense protagonist, who just lives his daily life. Like any other protagonist.

"COME ON! GIVE US A SHOW!!! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SWEET ASS!!!" (Me)

"YEAH! HERE, GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING WITH THIS!" (Lisa)

"WHY AM I DOING THIS?!" (Lydia)

I look at the half naked Lydia with perverted eyes, while Lisa showers her with money (which isn't real, since the currency in this country are coins. Fuck do I know, why she showers her with bills.) . Right now Lydia is wearing a something akin to what a bellydancer would wear, but with a slight twist. The purple skirt is nearly see-through and barely hides her voluptous behind, making your imagination run wild. The epitome of firmness hops up and down as she dances with her whole body. Her top is the standard bra. That part isn't as developed as her ass, but could still make you crazy. The catwalk, on which she's dancing on, gives you the chance to catch an ever so slight glimpse of what could be hiding underneath that skirt.

'No, but for real. Why is she doing that? She could just ask for another room. Especially, since she gave up on pretending to be a boy.'

Maybe she's starting to like it?

'Awww, my cute little Lydia starts to get the grasp of being a masochist. How adorable.'

Get the tentacles out booiiiiz

Regrettably, we end the show soon after the money shower, since our first lesson starts now which is homeroom like any other day.

"Hello, Brother! And whore who sneaked into his room." (Janna)

"What did you just say?" (Lydia)

"Good Meowning, Yu!" (Belka)

'Aaahhh, one glimpse of her snow white hair could save the world. If there is a heaven, then I want it to have a 1000 Belkas.'

If you are allowed in heaven, then the Demon King would be allowed as well.

'WHAT?! THERE'S A DEMON KING?!'

Of course there is you fucking Donut. This is a fantasy world, remember?

'I'm just surprised that God didn't tell me anything about him. Normally he would start with "You have to save the world" and shit, if a Demon King exists. But I didn't hear anything about it.'

'Well... that may be because he's "special" and there is no real threat coming from him...

'Is he disabled or what? I'm just imagining a Demon King in a wheelchair... lol'

You will find out sooner or later...'

'Tch'

I look around and notice that some essential people are missing.

"Where are Aline and Estelle?" (Me)

"It seems like Aline is sick today, and Estelle wanted to pretend to be your chair today. Then I "intervened"." (Janna)

'Oh... couldn't she just say that she's dead? And what was that? Aline is sick? Could this be the afterschool "sick visit" event?'

I put Belka on my lap again and play with her cat ears.

"Nyan! Yu! I told you neowt to touch meow there!" (Belka)

'Oh, Imma touch the shit out of it.'

*earstroking intensifies*

"Hello class, today we'll have to talk abo- *thump*" (Joanna)

I throw one of my shoes at her head and she trips.

"Fuck you, because of you we have to stop the stroking." (Me)

"HOW WAS THAT MY FAUL- *thump*" (Joanna)

I throw my second and last shoe at her.

"Well done, now I'm barefooted." (Me)

Joanna looks at me with a wide open mouth, looking like wanting to say something but being unable to do that. Her frown shows how irritated she is. The fact that she can't do anything against it just makes it better.

'I'm glad that Aline is absent today, or else I couldn't fuck with her like this.'

You still have the shoes of your other girls left... I'm just saying

'But what would they think of me, if I suddenly ask them if they could give me their shoes?'

Well, they would think you are exactly what you really are. A pervert with the mind of a prepubescent 14 year old.

'But they shouldn't know that. There's a difference.'

Joanna gets her act together and starts saying what she intended to say from the start.

"You kids have been registered at this school for half a year now. From today on, you will be allowed inside of the schools offical dungeon. The dungeon is a cave system inside of the school, where you can train and fight against monsters. These monsters are under strict regulation, so no need to worry about being life threatingly harmed or too many monsters appearing." (Joanna)

"Teach? What could happen if there are too many monsters?" (Classmate #1)

"Well, if it's on a small scale, then only the students who are inside the dungeon could be in danger. But if the mana in the dungeon goes haywire, then there could be a phenomenon called "Dungeon Break", where a high excess of monsters causes the dungeon to literally break. Then the monsters would swarm the whole school and to contain that proves to be difficult. But such an event didn't happen in the last 50 years, so you don't have to worry about it. There is no way that that would happen randomly at the same time when this class goes to the dungeon." (Joanna)

'*sigh* It's so gonna happen...'

Can't they just do it now and get it over with?

"For exploring you will have to get into groups of 5. There won't be any restrictions on when you can enter the dungeon, but you have to fill out a form every time you enter. This serves the purpos-" (Joanna)

"Why would you build a school near a dungeon?" (Me)

"What?" (Joanna)

Joanna looks at me with a mocking look on her face.

"You don't even know that? Of course that is because of... euh... well..." (Joanna)

"Isn't that honestly one of the worst places to build a school? Especially since there are events like a Dungeon break?" (Me)

"Well...the lord moves in mysterious ways?" (Joanna)

"Can someone give me their shoe?" (Me)

You probably already know why someone would do that, don't you?

A smile appears on my face.

'Of course I do. The reason is very simple. Where would you hide something precious?'

In a safe?

'That's one possibility. The second would be in a place where anyone can see it. No one would guess that there would be treasure in a public place. And if that place is guarded while you're at it, then that's even better.

Wow, you are not spouting bullshit for onc-

'Like a strip club filled with ninjas who are disguised as strippers. No one would guess that there was something hidden!'

God dammit...

"The dificulty of the dungeon increases the farther you go in, so be aware of that while you go exploring. Now get together in groups!" (Joanna)

'Alright, I have 5 Heroines. But to be able to explore, I have to leave one to herself... that will be the nympho elf.'

Don't you want some kinky dungeon play? (づ￣ ³￣)づ

'Of course I do, but the problem is my dear twin. If I leave Janna, then anyone other than her in my group dies. So she has to be with me. But if the elf is with me as well, then she will most likely make a move on me. At that moment our group already has her first corpse.'

That... makes sense, can't refute that.

'The high INT seems to pay out.'

"The groups will consist of our normal group, except of the nymph-... Estelle." (Janna)

'Looks like there wouldn't have been a choice anyways...'

"Yay! I can be with Yu again!" (Belka)

''Yay! I can be with Belka again!'' (Me)

Janna shoots a glare towards Belka. In the next second I see something flash past me. A knife was on its way towards Belka, but at that moment I turn my wrist and the knife lands directly next to Joanna.

"Alright, who threw that? I already told you guys, no knifethrowing in my class." (Joanna)

Another knife imbedded itself in the wall behind her.

'I guess you're asking yourself how I moved the knifes trajectory? A look at my status can explain that.'

STATUS

STATS

Level: 46 Statpoints: 0

HP: 49 MP: 8346 (7346) HP REGEN: 0.16/sec MP REGEN: 0.60/sec

STR: 26 DEX: 104 END: 18 INT: 53 WIS: 60 CHR: 40 LCK: 30

ABILITIES

ACTIVE: Space of distorted Time; Lightning step (shortcut: clap); Raygun (shortcut: pointed finger); Enhance (shortcut: slap desired part of body); Lightning clad (shortcut: touch both shoulders diagonally) ; Blink (shortcut: flick); Heal (shortcut: Touch target with pinky and thumb); Search life (shortcut: touch temples) ; Embed Lightning (shortcut: tap weapon of choice twice); Connect Lightning (shortcut: lock fingers); Cure Disease (shortcut: Point pinky at target); Cure higher Curse (shortcut: point ringfinger at target); Counter (Auto); Warphole (shortcut: twist your wrist); Invisibility (shortcut: Cross arms); Spacial cut (shortcut: swing of arm); Lesser Gravity control (shortcut: stomp with your foot)

PASSIVE: Perfect Body control; Extreme Magic potential (Gift from God); Perfect language comprehension; Inventory; Shortcut; Twin Dagger Mastery (72%); Throwing Knives Mastery (100%); Higher Throwing Knives Mastery (8%); Eyes of the Incubus (Toggle)

AFFINITIES: Lightning (99,99%); Life (46,75%); Space (30,25%)

TITLES

"The one who made God vomit"

"You're fucking ridiculous"

"Nightmare of the magic Forest"

The spell "warphole" is extremely useful. It allows me to make a tiny wormhole in space, resulting in a ranged attack and sometimes magic attacks to be rendered completely useless since I can just alter their target. I could theoretically also send the attack back to the opponent which would then become stronger because of the Counter Skill.

'*sigh* but I'm still disappointed of the invisibility spell...'

The invisibility spell bends space, so light can't hit me but instead shows what's around me instead. While that may sound nice since I could peep on girls whenever I want, it makes me blind whenever I use that spell. That's because light doesn't hit me.That includes my eyes. So whenever I turn invisible, I'm in a world of complete darkness. And there is another deficit to those awesome space spells. They cost a shit load of mana whenever I use them. Just one warphole costs about 1000 mana, so I can't use them successively.

The lesson ends, and I have a bit of freetime right now. I decide to pay Aline a visit.

*knock knock*

"Yes, come in *cough*." (Aline)

I enter the room and a feverish Aline greets me. Her face is bright red and sweaty with an expression which shows unnatural weakness.

"How are you?" (Me)

"I think this is it for me..." (Aline)

"What?" (Me)

"I will probably leave this world soon. I still wanted to do so many things with you... like having kids, raising them and growing older together. But that's not possible anymore..." (Aline)

'LOL'

"Don't talk like that, I'm sure you will be alright soon." (Me)

"No, Yu." (Aline)

Aline casts her covers aside, revealing her sweaty pajama. The pajama sticks to her skin because of the sweat and is seethrough enough, to be able to see a bit underneath. Her curves really started to develop recently, especially her breasts which could already be at the beginning of a C-cup, although she's only 12 years old as of now. Her face closes in on me, even redder than before.

"Please Yu, fulfill my last wish." (Aline)

She grabs me by my cheeks and her face comes even closer. Her glistening, rosey lips perk up. They are formed a bit amateurish, showing her inexperience, but you could see that she was ready for it. Her face becomes even redder. She probably put a lot of thought into this, but since she seemingly has high fever that doesn't really matter.

'Well... fuck it. I think kissing is allowed for a twelve year old.'

I grab her head and put my lips on hers. She looks a bit surprised that I did it so suddenly, but soon she closes her eyes and starts to enjoy the feeling. At that moment I did something she probably didn't expect me to do. I put my tongue in her mouth and twirl it around. Our saliva intertwines. Her head falls back and I hold her so she can't escape. Slowly her face becomes even more flushed and her eyes unfocused. I continue to push my tongue into her mouth and I slowly get in the mood. She closes her eyes, which makes me think that she's ready for what's going to happen now. Then, she loses consciousness.

'OH COME ON!'

And it was going so well...

'AND WHAT DOES SHE THINK I SHOULD NOW DO WITH LITTLE YU?!'

Well... her body is still there?

'I ain't gonna fuck the unconsciouss body of my childhood friend for my first time...'

IT WAS AN OPTION!!!

'FUCK!'

Disappointed, I use my "Cure Diseases" magic on her.

'I wonder how will she look at me the next time we see each other. That's the only thing I'm looking forward to right now...'

With a raging boner and disappointment written on my face, I return to school.