《A Fool fooling around in another world》Sometimes, dead people come back to life
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The class ended while I was occupied with stroking Belka's head. The next class we had to go to would be the subject we've chosen before.
"Where are you guys going now?" (Me)
"I will go and participate in the class for fire magic." (Aline)
"It's holy magic for me next." (Janna)
"For meow it's the same as Big Sis Janna!" (Belka)
'Why hath thou forsaken me, o' luck? Why do you have to part our ways?'
"I specialize in fire magic just like Aline does, so I will go with her." (Lydia)
Lydia looks at Aline with a smile on her face. Aline smiles back, showing that they have a pretty good relationship going on.
'Hm? When did they get so friendly with each other?'
Isn't it nice to see friendship blooming?
'Yeah... that means I can have a threesome with them in the future, right?'
God dammit (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
'Don't act like you didn't have that in mind either...'
I search for Estelle, asking myself what kind of subject she was going to have next, before realizing that she's still knocked out from the kiss with the wall, which my sister initiated.
Psycho Sister Inc. Connecting couples since 1982... love hurts
"Well, I guess then I will be all alone in the summoning magic class." (Me)
"You will never be alone, Brother!" (Janna)
"You mean that you will always be in my heart, right?" (Me)
"No?" (Janna)
'I need help Screeny'
Save yourself Brotha. Somehow I can't do anything against her, even with my System...
'WHAT IS SHE?!'
I flee as fast as possible and after about 5 minutes of searching, I finally find the class for summoning magic. I take the seat which is the furthest in the back and has a good outlook, since right next to me is the window.
You took that place on purpose, didn't you?
'This is the only place for the MC!'
The class starts to get louder. It seems like they are talking about me.
"He's lucky that she's not here today, or else he would be dead." (Sidecharacter #1)
"I want to be the chair he's sitting on." (Deep voice from unknown origin)
"She would kill him if she knew that he was on her chair." (Sidecharacter #2)
'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for my ass chastity, I can tell you I'm keeping it. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my ass go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'
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While scratching the next thing off my list of "things I always wanted to say", our teacher comes into class.
"Still a nice ass, tho." (Deep voice from unknown origin)
'MOTHERFUCKER! Oh I know that face! I'm surprised he survived...'
"Hello class, my name is Professor Twostein. I look forward to working with you. (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Teach? I think you got your name wrong!" (Me)
"What?! No! How I should get my own name wrong?!" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Well, it says that your name is "Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon", so I guess it has already been decided..." (Me)
"WHAT?! EVEN HERE?! (Author Note: Accept your fate.) BU- (Author Note: Accept it.)! (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
lol, take that! Damn extras.
"So how should you introduce yourself?" (Me)
"*sigh* Hello class, my name is Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon. I look forward to working with you." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Hello, Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon!" (Whole class)
'lol'
With a near dead expression, Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon began teaching about summoning magic. I had to listen this time, since I didn't have any knowledge about this subject at all.
"Summoning magic per se, is not an elemental magic like any other. It is more of a mix between Life magic, magic circles and your own personal mana. You will have to learn about all these magics to be successful here, since they all are of utmost importance. The magic circles initiate the effect you wish for, like magic circles are intended-" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon? What are magic circles?" (Me)
'I can already imagine what they are. But I have to know some details, since they could be part of a certain thing I want to achieve.'
"Magic circles are formations consisting of specific symbols. They can be used in various ways, for example in a ritual, like we do in summoning magic. Or they can be simplified to make an object do a certain action. If you have the required knowledge and skills, then you can make a magic array on an object, which then can do more complicated actions. It's mostly important what you intend them to do. If you are proficient enough, then magic circles have unlimited potential." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
'Just what I needed.'
"But there is a reason why there is no own class for magic circles. That reason is it's difficulty. Even if you are a genius in other subjects, you may still fail completely in magic circles. And since only very few to none are able to do it, that class was abolished." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
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'Fuck... how am I supposed to learn that? There probably is no teacher for it, and I can't just get that knowledge out of nothing... is what you think I would say, but if my deduction is right, then...'
Yep. Your extreme magic potential covers it, since it's related to magic.
'Didn't I say something about not wanting a too OP ability? Yeah, scratch that, I fucking love it.'
"Where was I... right. First you need the knowledge about magic circles, since they initiate the ritual and are a connection to the astral world." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
'I wonder if you can go over to that world yourself...'
"Then you have to channel your own mana into the astral world, which calls a fitting partner. If you want a specific kind of partner, then you need a specific kind of magic circle. This varies of course from type to type. After fulfilling all these requirements, you just need to put magic of the "Life" element in, to make the partner come to life and that's it. Those are the basics of summoning magic. If you don't have any affinity for life magic or are too dumb, then you will be kicked out from this class." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Pretty harsh words from an unneeded person who will probably die soon..." (Me)
"Fight me, twat." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Oh? You wanna go? You wanna throw some fucking hands?!" (Me)
"If I beat a kid's ass right here and now, I'll get fired, so I will spare you. Count yourself lucky." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Big words, for someone who nearly pissed himself when the bandits attacked!" (Me)
"Tch..." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Me: 1 win. Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon: 0." (Me)
'This feels nostalgic. Reminds me of my good old days at home.'
The teacher continued with his lesson, starting to explain the basics of magic circles. While listening, I realized something.
'Shit, that's complicated.'
Well, it is considered the most complicated magic out there. Even summoning magic, who uses magic circles, isn't as complicated, since it only requires basic magic circles.
'I guess it's time to use my statpoints...Status'
STATUS
STATS
Level: 46 Statpoints: 0
HP: 44 MP: 8118 HP REGEN: 0.16/sec MP REGEN: 0.60/sec
STR: 24 DEX: 104 END: 16 INT: 52 WIS: 60 CHR: 40 LCK: 30
ABILITIES
ACTIVE: Space of distorted Time; Lightning step (shortcut: clap); Raygun (shortcut: pointed finger); Enhance (shortcut: slap desired part of body); Lightning clad (shortcut: touch both shoulders diagonally) ; Blink (shortcut: flick); Heal (shortcut: Touch target with pinky and thumb); Search life (shortcut: touch temples) ; Embed Lightning (shortcut: tap weapon of choice twice); Connect Lightning (shortcut: lock fingers); Cure Disease (shortcut: Point pinky at target); Cure higher Curse (shortcut: point ringfinger at target)
PASSIVE: Perfect Body control; Extreme Magic potential (Gift from God); Perfect language comprehension; Inventory; Shortcut; Twin Dagger Mastery (72%); Throwing Knives Mastery (100%); Higher Throwing Knives Mastery (8%); Eyes of the Incubus (Toggle)
AFFINITIES: Lightning (99,99%); Life (46,75%); Space (0,15%)
TITLES
"The one who made God vomit"
"You're fucking ridiculous"
"Nightmare of the magic Forest"
A horrible headache attacked me.
Well, what did you expect? Your whole brain has to be rearranged, to fit the amount of intelligence and wisdom you have. And why did you put some points in CHR?
'To get some of that mad pussy better, of course!'
I try to hide my pain by making a joke, but the pain is just too severe. It feels like my head was just split open by an axe and now someone is cooking Mom's Spaghetti in my head.
Are your palms sweaty? Knees weak? ARMS HEAV-
'SHUT UP!'
Okay, sorry... sensitive Bitch...
I muffle a scream, since it's still in the middle of class.
Why do you care? I don't think it's really important...
'I'm still a shy maiden!'
*gag*
The pain fades away. After calming myself down, I listen to Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon again.
'That name is way too long, it's even a pain just to think about him...'
I notice, that everything seems way clearer to me now. I see a certain pattern in the magic circles and they seem way more simple to me now. To the point that I see them as complicated as the drawing of a 5 year old.
'Condition 1 fulfilled.'
I still don't know what you need that for...
"This concludes this lesson. If you have questions, feel free to ask me." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon! I have a question!" (Sidecharacter #1)
"Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon! I have a question as well!" (Sidecharacter #2)
"Is suicide still an option?" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
'Is he really gonna die soon? lol'
Leaving behind the classroom with the suicidal teacher, I make my way towards the cafeteria. Me and the girls promised to meet up there beforehand. When I arrived, a scene greeted me which wasn't exactly pleasant.
"Won't you beautiful girls eat with me?" (???)
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