《A Fool fooling around in another world》Epic Bossbattle (not)
Advertisement
Still feeling down because of the shitty title, I let Aline take her turn.
Oh, oh wait. I've got something for you!
Congratulations! You acquired a new title: Legendary Thundermouse
Legendary Thundermouse: Once the servant of a legendary tamer (lol), it got so strong that it's still remembered today as the symbol of Lightning. You have inherited his element and now a bright future awaits you!
'Please don't tell me that's a real title...'
It wasn't, but now it is (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
'You damn... I will get you back for that someday. And I swear to Christ, MY WRATH SHALL SMITE YOU TO SMITHERENS!!!'
I'm a screen lol, you can't do shit to me
'You are aware of the fact, that that was a death flag, right?'
Can I still get a refund?
"Not bad! High aptitude in the fire element. You can get a scholarship as well." (Tester)
Aline looks at me with a bright smile, before regaining her composure.
"Aren't you glad that you can follow me to the academy? I expected you to jump up and down in joy." (Aline)
'Oh my little, naive child. You think you can play with me? I'LL SHOW YA!'
I take her hand and hug her.
"WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE? There is a certain place and time for that... " (Aline)
"I really am glad that I don't have to be separated from you. You can't even imagine how glad..." (Me)
"I-I... I-" (Aline)
'Ez win'
You are getting better at this...
'You're flattering me again...'
She struggles out of the hug and runs away with a bright red face. I first thought of running after her, but then I remembered that my sister still has to take her turn.
Advertisement
"Extreme aptitude in Holy Magic! What the fuck is wrong with this family?!" (Tester)
"Euhm... professor, you have to pay attention to your language here." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Wait, I will what?" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Shit, you're right. Excuse me." (Tester)
"I'm still pretty curious about my name!" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"As expected of my little sister. Of course she would have such an aptitude since birth." (Me)
I discovered just a year ago, that you would normally be born with a certain talent in an element and couldn't train it like I did. I was born without a talent, but in exchange for that, the knowledge, which God gave me, included a way to increase my talent in whatever element I wanted.
"Yaaaay, I can go with Brother to the academy! We will always be together right, brother? Always." (Janna)
'Screeny? Why do I have a bad premonition?'
RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUN!
'No, no, no, no. I bet it was just some kind of mistake of my instinct. Hehe... yeah...'
~You gonna die~
'SHADDAP!'
Me and my sister went home after that. While I thought about what I had to pack for the journey to the magic academy, I opened the door to our house.
"Fuck" (Me)
The whole interior was dark and you could only see a single revolving chair in front of us.
'I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXISTED IN THIS WORLD!'
The chair turned until my mother was visible with what looks like a cat in her lap.
"I expected you." (Mother)
'That's the most cliché line a villain could say... I LOVE IT!'
"Yeah, could be because that's our fucking house you retard." (Me)
Advertisement
"So you think you can just leave this household, without even considering what I think about it?" (Mother)
"Yeah, pretty much." (Me)
My sister hides behind me. She could never really deal with our quarreling and now the problem even includes her.
'If you weren't my mother, your left leg would probably be up your asshole right now.'
"WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" (Mother)
"Who says that?" (Me)
"Me, you blind fuck." (Mother)
"Bitch... but I'm still gonna go." (Me)
"I won't let you." (Mother)
"You couldn't defeat me since I turned 5 years old, I don't think that chang-" (Me)
"THE ONE WHO STRIKES FIRST WINS!" (Mother)
My mother proceeded to throw her FUCKING cat in my face. I flick my fingers and blink in front of her.
"WHO THE FUCK THROWS A CAT AFTER A PERSON?!" (Me)
"ME BITCH!" (Mother)
"ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?!" (Me)
My mother tries to throw me off my feet with a sweeping kick. I jump and land safely where I stood before.
"ULTIMATE WEAPON! KNOCKING ON THE DOOR BELL!" (Me)
The wench stands up and I throw a surprise punch with "Enhancement" right at her titties.
"AH FUCK!" (Mother)
She falls on her knees in pain and I blink behind her.
"SPARTA BITCH!" (Me)
I kick her in the back and she flies out of the door due to enhancement. Originally my little sister was in the way, but she dodged splendidly.
I close the door, lock it and ignore all the knocking and shouting.
"Let's prepare for tomorrow Janna." (Me)
"Of course, brother!" (Janna)
'She isn't fazed by it even a single bit huh? As pure as ever.'
Wouldn't you rather call that pretty tainted?
'Pure.'
The night passed with me sleeping like a baby, due to rythmic sounds of knocking in the background.
The next morning, me and my sister went to the carriage which would bring us to the capital. It was difficult dodging my mother with my sister in tow, but since she was sleeping we managed to do it.
'Now the new arc will begin, Screeny.'
Let's enjoy a lot of stereotypes and cute Heroines.
Advertisement
- In Serial28 Chapters
Fragments from the Wildlands
“Your first death is always the hardest.” Miguela was the third-born child of a well-off merchant family and knew from around the time she could speak that her life’s path was already decided. She was to become an Orator, as was Xandran tradition. However, Miguela had an affinity with the magikal arts and somehow found herself studying at the Academy. She did just enough to keep up with her studies but never found the motivation to apply herself and “reach her potential,” as her instructors often said. It was not that Miguela was uninterested in the arts. Rather, she knew her time at the Academy ultimately did not matter. Whenever Miguela returned home, she would become an Orator, and that would be that. Or so she believed until, one day, an opportunity appeared that would change her life. Miguela was offered the chance to join a research team tasked with a mission of the utmost importance to the future of the Five Kingdoms. She could not turn down the prospect of regaining control of her life and finally finding a purpose for herself. Of course, Miguela might soon discover that offers that appear too good to be true are usually fraught with lies. Welcome to Five Kingdoms of Cordizal! Question: What is the Five Kingdoms of Cordizal? I often get asked this type of question about my stories by friends, bloggers, and potential readers. The Five Kingdoms of Cordizal is a high-fantasy epic universe that is the setting for most of my stories. The foundation of the universe is its multicultural, multiracial setting with several sentient races attempting to carve their legacy and survive. The world is fully fleshed out and vibrant with a rich and mysterious history not based on Tolkien mythology. This brings me to magic. To me, magic is an essential part of the fantasy genre, so, of course, there is magic in the Five Kingdoms universe. However, one critical part of the Five Kingdoms universe is that magic is an abundant commodity that is a part of everyday life and not some plot device used to drive the story. In short, the Five Kingdoms universe is the setting of epic fantasy stories with deep characters and world-building. I try to tell as many different types of stories as possible in the universe, and hopefully, you can find something for you in it.
8 109 - In Serial104 Chapters
Immortal Conqueror
Non-RR tags: Overpowered Main Character - Losing power and "starting over" - Medieval world - "Adventurers" Guild Release rate: 3 chapters per week for a couple weeks (as of 02/10/2021), then 4~5 per week. Aaron hadn't had a good fight in ages. No one in the known universe could give him one, he was just too strong. So, he was going to search for it in the unknown parts of the universe. That's when a portal appeared in front of him with a message: the dimension on the other side was in danger and requested his help. However, inter-dimensional travel came with its own rules. One of them was that his overwhelming power needed to be left behind, that he must tread the path to power from the beginning all over again. Not that it would truly hinder someone like him. Excited at the prospect of having found a worthy opponent, he stepped into the portal. On the other side, he found a medieval world controlled by a mysterious system. Holographic panels appeared at a mere thought, defining each living being in numbers, determining their classes, and changing their very selves. In a world where power reigns supreme, the morale is fluid and the enemies are diverse. But they weren't prepared to deal with him. Witness Aaron's conquest of a world full of conflict, wild beasts, and magical items.
8 264 - In Serial36 Chapters
The Lotus Of Everleaf
Everleaf, a forest ruled by powerful and intelligent beasts, has welcomed an era of turbulence. Ren Zarstorm, a human child, awakens in this infernal forest. Oblivious to the dangers that surround him, Ren finds himself in the crossfire between several ambitious factions. A demon and nearly half the intelligent population of the forest seek his death. With the rules of the jungle, only a nominal title stands between his life and death. He must overcome his lack of talent and snap the shackles of weakness to survive, all while protecting his sanity and humanity. Otherwise, the harsh forest will not even leave his bones behind. Confronting all the hazards, he is forced to face a difficult question. “What can you sacrifice for strength?” However, even in this chaotic era, not all hope is lost. With companions to live and die for, Ren searches for a home in this unwelcoming world. ... Presently in hiatus.
8 129 - In Serial12 Chapters
The Awakener: War of the Three Kingdoms
He will be born again in the ire of chaos on the throes of a foreign land. He will be the one called upon to awaken the Renaissance. The Awakener follows the journey of Vasilios Bouras, a young adult in his early twenties, as he finds his way through life trying to "find his own name." After running away from home seven years prior and then graduating from an Elite Mercenary academy, he finds himself thrust into a conflict between the Three-Sisters Nations in Ellisandere's southernmost continent. Forced into a path and conflict he wanted no part in, he puts a plan in motion to escape only to be pushed deeper into the ancient history of the world and a conflict The Empiric Age knows nothing about. Joined by a Lower Syl Ranger as she searches for her husband from a past life, a guide who has lived more lives than he cares to recount, and the fellow Blades from his squad, Vas is about to learn that not everything can be run from and that eventually, destiny will catch up to you. Either alive or dead, it's his choice to make.
8 101 - In Serial8 Chapters
Beautiful Life
Reyansh is a teenager dealing with issues like depression, loneliness, insecurities and other psychological issues. And because of that, he is not able to cope up with the harsh courses of his studies. He frequently gets bullied by Aryan, the topper of the class. Nobody tries to help him or interfere as Aryan belongs to a rich group of Brahmins. Where will this journey lead Reyansh to?
8 422 - In Serial21 Chapters
Questline: Our Second Chance In Another World
People have lived and died since the beginning of time, but very few get a second chance, especially one where they live in a video game world inhabited by millions of others who have died as well. Join the Crimson Dawn Guild as the explore a world of fantasy, magic, and a game-like system while trying to survive and thrive against the dangers that lurk around every corner.
8 159
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
