"That was a pretty cunty cliffhanger, wasn't it, screeny?" (Me)

I AIN'T GONNA SAY SHIT! OR ELSE I WILL BECOME SOMETHING WORSE THAN A HEROINE!

I check the succubus for any injuries and discover a fresh wound in her back, which looks like it comes from a sword or similar. I use heal and direct it at the wound of her. The wound was across her chest, upon closer inspection you could see that she was unusually flat for a succubus.

'That's weird... shouldn't a succubus have like... POW and not... that?

Yeah that's really weird... OH GOD PLEASE NO!

'What? Screeny, what is it?'

I ain't gonna say it, or else I will set a flag. But if it's what I think it is, then you will most likely kill the succubus.

'Okay, now I'm curious. Let's patch her up so I can interrogate her.'

Yeah... "her"

'What do you mean? OH NO YOU DON'T MEA-'

At that moment the healing finished and she woke up. She looks at me with big round eyes which look like they are made out of topaz.

"Are you the one who saved me?" (Succubus(?))

"JESUS CHRIST ON A MOTORBIKE!" (Me)

I blink to a bush nearby and vomit. You are asking why?

'THAT THING IS A TRAP?! IT'S A DUDE?! OH ALLMIGHTY SCREEN, WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME?!'

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I DIDN'T HAVE MY HANDS IN THAT ENCOUNTER!!!

"Euhm, is there a problem?" (Incubus)

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A MINUTE. YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE ARN*LD SCHWARZEN*EGGER. THAT ONLY MAKES THIS SITUATION WORSE!"

'Screeny, is there a possibility that... "it" just has throat cancer and is just a flat succubus?'

I have to say... none.

'And who is keeping me from killing that abomination?'

Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's registered in the system as one of your fateful encounters. Maybe you should calm down a bit and see what you could gain from him?

'YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO.... THAT.... THING?!'

I'm just saying you should watch out for anything you could gain profit from.

*hyperventilating*

'Alright, I can do this. I can do this.'

"Are you really alright, sir? Should I get you something?" (Incubus)

*vomit*

I need about 30 minutes to calm down. Finally I could talk with... that thing, without vomiting. I was able to reduce it to just gagging.

"So, who are you *gag*?" (Me)

"My name is Bruno and-" (Bruno)

"NOPE, FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M OUT OF HERE! WHAT THE FUCK?! HE IS EVEN CALLED "BRUNO"?! THAT'S THE MANLIEST NAME YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE!" (Me)

Okay, I didn't want to spoil the surprise, but Succubi and Incubi can bestow a part of their power upon a contracted person. I think you can imagine what those powers are.

'What?'

Ye

"Alright, listen you abomination. I don't want to do this, but let's get right to the point. We are making a contract and you will give me your powers. Deal?" (Me)

"I- I mean, I'm not really against it, since you apparently saved me... but that is only supposed to do with the person you want to be together with for life..." (Bruno)

"Please, stop talking with that voice... I can't take it... *gag*." (Me)

The Incubus, seemingly dumbfounded, agreed and started the ceremony. He cut his thumb and I did the same. We touched the places where the cuts were made and the contract was established.

Soooo... you were touching tips?

'NO WE WERE NOT TOUCHI- WE WERE TOUCHING THUMBS! SURE, IT WAS THE TIPS OF THE THUMBS, BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!'

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TOUCHED TIPS WITH A TRAP! I'm so gonna screenshot that...

'I hate my fucking life...'

Congratulations! You established a contract with the Incubus Bruno (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

You gained the Passive Skill: Eyes of the Incubus

Eyes of the Incubus (Toggle): When toggled, every woman who looks at you will feel slightly more attracted. CHR +5

"Just for the record, can I unsummon you somehow?" (Me)

"Of course you can, you just have to think abo-" (Bruno)

"BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN! GET BACK TO THE REALM FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!" (Me)

Bruno vanished into thin air and my gagging reflex finally calmed down.

Yeah, didn't expect anything different from you...

'This night is just getting worse and worse... first I have to find out that it's extremely difficult to get to 100% Lightning affinity and then I had to meet that... thing...'

Let's just end it for today...

'Yeah... *sob*'

STATUS

STATS

Level: 34 Statpoints: 34

HP: 24 MP: 5628 HP REGEN: 0.08/sec MP REGEN: 0.32/sec

STR: 16 DEX: 102 END: 8 INT: 27 WIS: 32 CHR: 26 LCK: 30

ABILITIES

ACTIVE: Space of distorted Time; Lightning step (shortcut: clap); Raygun (shortcut: pointed finger); Enhance (shortcut: slap desired part of body); Lightning clad (shortcut: touch both shoulders diagonally) ; Blink (shortcut: flick); Heal (shortcut: Touch target with pinky and thumb); Search life; Embed Lightning (shortcut: tap weapon of choice twice); Connect Lightning (shortcut: lock fingers)

PASSIVE: Perfect Body control; Extreme Magic potential (Gift from God); Perfect language comprehension; Inventory; Shortcut; Twin Dagger Mastery (42%); Throwing knives Mastery (86%); Eyes of the Incubus (Toggle)

AFFINITIES: Lightning (99,99%); Life (10,25%)

TITLES

"The one who made God vomit"

"You're fucking ridiculous"

CONTRACTS

Bruno (Incubus)