《(On Hold) Regarding my time being a God, it was fun》[Volume One] Chapter 014
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In this chapter I shall grant you children your most wanted wish since chapter 5.
Brace yourselve.
D-Rank
[Achievements Unlocked]
Essence Amateur
Essence Wizard
Essence Professor
Essence King
Essence God
[Extra Archive acquired]
[Points +50,000]
[Conditions Satisfied. Rank Up /]
I woke up today with a barrage of notification menus popping up everywhere.
Yesterday I got so caught up in being able to actually use magic that I experimented from 8 in the morning to 2AM the next day...
That explained the bunch of Achievements about Essence.
Right now, I can easily focus essence into my eyes and make the whole world looks slow-motioned.
I've practiced so much yesterday that the tasks with essence became simple as breathing for me right now.
Sometimes I don't even realize I'm using essence to slow down the things moving in my vision.
Of course I'm not on the level of a certain someone that can see molecules and infrared or UV rays yet.
But a boost in perceptive vision is always nice for someone that uses kenjutsu and martial arts like me.
I thought that my game knowledge in the Menu was quite cheating, but with this Essence thing...I lost the definition of cheats at the moment...
Let's go back to the notifications.
Rank up?
What do you mean by ranking up, Mr.Menu?
I judged that it won't hurt to find out, so I clicked .
[God: Ralph - Sanctuary: (unnamed) now ranking up...Complete]
Ralph
Type: Temple
Classification: D
Ranking: 612th
Nice!!!
I just became a D.
Can you believe that? I turned into a D just after like more than a month of being a God!!!
Finally, I got myself a D as my rank.
At least it's better than F.
[Related individuals will be awarded with blessings...Complete]
At the same time, I heard various noises and lively chatters rang throughout the place.
I went outside and asked them about what kind of blessing they got.
Turns out the fighters received blessings befitting their style of combat.
Strength for fist fighters, swiftness for swordsmen...
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And these are permanent buffs.
Some even got new jobs.
[Beast Tribe - Battle Bunny] Miko LV.34
Leila Rhuji, 23 years old.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!
The girl got herself to become a Miko, a beastwoman shrine maiden!!!
I can already feel the jealousy throwing at me from my fellow otaku.
I immediately pulled up the Menu and gave her Miko clothing.
This is pressing business, it cannot be delayed.
「Leila! This is an important order! Get changed into these clothes right away!!」
「Y-Yes!!! Ralph-sama!!!」
She ran right away back to her hut and came back within minutes in full Miko clothing - red hakama and white haori.
The haori itself left her shoulders uncovered, a bit of her healthy cleavage could be seen.
Right, fuck dignity.
Let's go wild right here and right now.
NO!
STOP it right there sir God...
Sanity! Right, sanity...
「Fumu. Looks wonderful on you!!!」
I held out my arm and did a thumbs up, then patted her head with a somewhat perverted smile but I think she didn't catch that, phew...
She blushed slightly and just asked "R-Really...".
Then she excused herself to go water the apple trees with a bow.
WAAAAIT!!!
DO NOT BOW SO DEEPLY, I REPEAT, DO NOT BOW SO DEEPLY.
GEEZ...that bow showcased the whole set of her well developed swellings.
I almost gave into corruption at that moment, but somehow endured it and kept my sanity...
But when you think about it, isn't it pretty worthy to become a Dark God after that...?
She did say herself that if it's Ralph-sama then it's okay, right...................................
STOOOOOOP!!!
Please make it stop!!
I can't stand the madness anymore...
I cannot get that pair of orbs out of my mind.
I even spent 200 points and cast [Purification] on myself...
But luckily it worked...somehow...
I finally got my sanity back and continued to inspect my people.
Von and Ana didn't evolve or anything, but they were obviously stronger.
My very first buddy since my rebirth, the Iron Golem, Gole-kun now can converse!!!
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He can speak and have emotions to a certain extent.
Elgo-kun, the Elder Hobgoblin, evolved to High Ogre and changed color to brown.
He also got a bit taller and bulkier, his speech is now more clear and makes more sense.
Now the surprising part.
The Shadow Wolves turned into Night Hunters - a variant of werewolves.
Hahaha...and of course, you guessed it...despite being pregnant, the female Shadow Wolf became a Night Hunter beauty with smooth black fur covering her arms, legs and back just like Leila!
But seriously though, spare me the beastiality...I am certainly not THAT wild, OK?.
On top of that, she's pregnant, so please, forgive me...
Anyway, Rex-kun, my cute little (white lie) pet dinosaur.
This bastard, he grew a pair of horns and his tiny arms became as big as a dragon's arms.
More spiky bones grew along his spine all the way down to his tail.
An absolute badass dinosaur, can we now call him Dino Th**der??
Actually, he's way cooler than that.
[Lesser Dragon] Young Ancient LV.120
Rex, 2 million years old.
Yep, he has something called [Ancient Seed] inside him.
Chances of this bad boy turning into a dragon are absurdly high...
The Skull Face Angels and Lesser Demons aren't directly connected to me, but they also received a small buff.
And lastly, the Elf girls.
Of course they didn't get anything since they're just prisoners.
But, there is one girl that also became a Miko.
The reason to that is because I made them do labor work, well...mostly just gardening and cleaning or help the beast tribe...
One of them was actually sick of the Elf village and expressed gratitude towards me that I took her in as a part of this sanctuary.
[High Elf] Ranger; Miko LV.57
Yuah Juul, 130 years old.
I...didn't refuse...'cause she's cute...
Of course, she's in my land, I can read her heart to see whether she was acting or not.
And luckily she wasn't lying at all, thus I patted her on the head and got myself another shrine maiden...
And damn, I bet ¥1000 that she's in no way less stunning than Leila in Miko clothing...
So to celebrate this, I spent 80% of my current point on upgrading the Temple.
[Points: 9,574 remaining]
It became a gigantic fancy Shinto temple built with superb quality wood.
There are 3 buildings in total, the main praying sector and 2 small buildings for priests.
There's even a front yard with a water fountain.
I immediately pulled out a bunch of 'koi' fishes to raise inside the small pond.
I also asked the Beast chief to send me a few people doing housework inside this gigantic temple.
Of course I did plan to grow more trees around the Temple, the fresh air in early mornings is always nice.
Oh yeah!! Speaking of the pond, remember the Amphibian I threw into a pond in my apple garden before?
That guy was originally looked like a frog, but now he's a freaking huge, black Eel right now with sharp teeth and even a small pair of horns.
That pond wasn't even enough anymore, so I used points to expand it.
We took our time in the afternoon to prepare and threw a big banquet until midnight.
I was sandwiched between two drunken Miko...
I was planning to blame alcohol for my following actions, but I decided not to.
I left the Miko Elf, Yuuah, to her guard and I brought Leila back to her hut myself.
I was about to leave the hut when she unconsciously tugged on my sleeve.
Turning back to see what did she want, I saw sparkling lines running down her cheeks.
「Sighh...」
Must have been dreams about the slave time again.
I patted her head and stroked her hair a little before quietly remove her hand from my sleeve.
The girl was so damn stubborn she grabbed my arm and sleep talked "don't go...".
Thus, I stayed and slept with her for that night.
No, I'm innocent, I haven't touched her yet, she was sleeping too soundly I just couldn't bring myself to feel any hot tension.
Ahhh I'm sleepy. Goodnight.
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