The door to the storage room opened. Arnie’s sensors scanned the corridor. There were aliens moving all the way along the hallway. Arnie could see that some of the aliens had weapons. Arnie’s sensors showed that David Sterling was about 2.4 km away, and About 800 meters above the level that Arnie was on.

Arnie assumed that he was inside of some kind of alien structure, a ship most likely. Arnie could move at a top speed of 45 km, but Arnie assumed that getting from where he was to David’s location would be slow going. There would be contact. Arnie would have to kill aliens - lots of aliens.

Arnie stepped into the corridor. Arnie knew that there would be no point in attempting to negotiate his way to David Sterling. Arnie was going to have to fight his way through.

Arnie moved down the corridor quickly. Two scouts were approaching, they were talking. Arnie fired a burst from the pulse cannon. The blue balls of energy traveled down the corridor and ripped through the scouts killing them both.

Arnie sped up. More scouts stepped out of a hangar. Arnie blasted the pulse cannon again, dropping the group of scouts and killing them. Arnie continued at speed, a scout stepped out of the hangar and saw the dead scouts in the corridor.

‘What the fuck?’ - said the scout, looking at the bodies of the aliens.

Arnie ran past the scout, and extended the blade for his right arm and sliced through the scout’s neck. The scout’s head fell to the ground. Arnie continued moving forward - killing every alien in the long corridor. The long corridor stretched far ahead, and Arnie was firing long strings of blue energy pulses down the corridor and killing aliens. Arnie’s shot accuracy was 100%.

A captain was in a hangar and looked out to the corridor, and saw the blue energy pulses firing down the hallway.

‘What the hell is that?’ - said the captain

The captain pointed his head out of the hangar, and saw the dozens of dead bodies of the scouts in the hallway.

‘Sound the alarm’ - shouted the captain - ‘We are under attack!’

The alarm was sounded, and the scouts of the hangar grabbed their guns from the armory. The siren sounded, and a red flashing light blinked throughout the length of the corridor.

Scouts moved out of the hangar, and tried to fire on Arnie who was moving quickly towards them. Arnie intensified his fire, dropping every scout that emerged from the hangar.

‘Get me a box gun!’ - shouted the captain

A box gun was positioned at the door of the hangar, angled so that it was pointing towards the direction Arnie was coming from.

As Arnie came into view, the captain fired the box gun and Arnie was enveloped in a white light that converted into a sphere, and then a cube. The cube shrunk and dropped to the floor.

‘Gotcha!’ - said the captain, smiling.

As soon as the white cube hit the deck, the white cube busted open and Arnie emerged.

The captain’s smile disappeared, and then three blue balls of energy shot through its head. As Arnie approached the door to the hangar the grenade launcher moved from its stowed position on his back, and slotted into his shoulder. As Arnie passed the door the grenade launcher swiveled and fired a single grenade into the hangar that bounced along the deck between the red box scouting crafts, and then exploded. The explosion created a chain reaction as red box scouting crafts exploded, one after another.

Arnie continued moving down the corridor, killing aliens.

At the party in the king’s chamber the guests felt a tremor as the hangar exploded.

‘What was that?’ - said the vice-chamberlain

‘Probably something to do with the engines’ - said one of the guests

The party continued.

Arnie had made his way to a set of stairs. Arnie began climbing the stairs, stabbing and slashing any aliens who were going up or down that he encountered. Arnie checked his sensors. David Sterling was now 600 meters above him, and 1.8 kms away. Arnie continued climbing the stairs.

A large group of aliens were running down the stairs to get to the hangar. They were dressed in fire fighting equipment. Arnie fired the pulse cannon, ripping through alien after alien - killing the whole squad. Arnie leapt over their dead bodies, and continued climbing upwards. On the way up the stairs, Arnie continued killing aliens with his blades. Cutting them down and stabbing them.

Arnie was approaching the same level as David Sterling. Arnie slowed his pace, and crept up the final flight of stairs. At the top of the stairs were a group of aliens in guards uniform. They were listening to a radio, and talking about the explosions being reported in the hangar.

Arnie opened fire, shooting the guards. Arnie bagan his final approach.

One of the guards had survived, and managed to pull the radio close and speak into it.

‘We...are...under...attack’ - croaked the alien guard into the radio.

‘Come again’ - said the voice on the radio

‘We...are...under...attack’ - croaked the alien guard, and then it died.

Sirens began sounding, and the doors in the corridor began closing. Arnie managed to batter his way through a door that was ahead of him before it closed and looking up the corridor he could see the next door closing. Arnie held out his arm with the mini-rockets and fired one down the corridor towards the closing door. The mini-rocket hit the door and exploded, blowing the door apart. Arnie climbed through the hole and started heading down the corridor.

At the party, the lord-chamberlain walked beside the king - ‘Your grace, there seems to be an incident’

The king was smoking and swigging cognac.

‘What do you mean, incident?’ - said the king

‘Well your grace, we seem to be under attack’ - said the lord-chamberlain.

‘Under attack?’ - said the king

‘Yes your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

‘By who?’ - said the king

‘We don’t know - but they appear to be coming this way’ - said the lord-chamberlain

Arnie blew another door with a mini-rocket. On the other side of the door was a platoon of guards, who began firing on Arnie. Arnie held back, and then fired a grenade through the doorway. The grenade bounced down the hallway and stopped in the middle of the alien guards.

The grenade exploded. Most of the aliens were blown apart. Others were laying on the ground screaming, covered in green blood and missing arms and legs.

Arnie continued through, ignoring the screaming aliens.

‘What should we do?’ - said the lord-chamberlain

The king stared at David Sterling.

‘Overlooked something obvious’ - muttered the king

‘Your grace?’ - said the lord-chamberlain

The king thought for a moment.

‘Seal the royal chamber. Double the guards on the door. Get me the colonel and the head scientist’ - said the king

Colonel Hashaar and the head scientist were brought before the king.

‘Colonel Hashaar - start your mission. Travel to the human future and start the killing of the human scientists’ - said the king

‘Yes your grace’ - said the colonel, bowing and turning.

‘Head scientist - as soon as the colonel has gone. Send this ship to the human future year of 2022’ - said the king

‘Yes your grace’ - the head scientist bowed, and turned.

‘Kill the human animal Eddie Murphy!’ - the king told the lord-chamberlain

‘With pleasure, your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

Eddie Murphy was grabbed and dragged over to the stand with chains. The burly alien began pulling off Eddie Murphy’s clothes.

David Sterling stared into space.

‘Alright my lads’ - said the colonel - ‘We have out mission, down to our hangar and then to the human future to start ticking names off of a list’

As the doors to the royal chamber were being sealed, the tiny colonel and his troopers slipped through the door. The colonel and the troopers headed down the corridor, and they could hear explosions and aliens screaming on the other side of a sealed door.

‘Ready yourselves lads!’ - said the colonel

The colonel and the troopers pulled their tiny blades from their belts and waited behind the closed door.

‘Whatever comes through that door, kill it!’ - said the colonel

The tiny troopers stood and waited.

There was a massive explosion as a mini-rocket impacted the closed door. The colonel and the troopers were knocked over, and shards of metal from the door ripped through their small bodies. Most of the troopers were killed. The colonel lay on the ground, bleeding. A shard of metal stuck in its chest. Arnie stepped through the door, and stepped on the tiny colonel’s head - crushing it.

The head scientist had slipped from the king’s chamber and was heading down to the laboratory where the controls for the giant ship’s time machine were. The head scientist barged into the lab.

‘FIRE IT UP!’ - shouted the head scientist

Eddie Murphy was stripped and the burly alien was attaching the chain’s to his ankles.

‘Remove the obedience chain’ - said the king - ‘I want it to understand this’

The burly alien removed the obedience chain, and Eddie Murphy blinked.

‘What the fuck is going on now?’ - said Eddie Murphy, looking around - ‘And why am I naked?’

The burly alien pulled the winch, and Eddie Murphy was hung upside down. Eddie Murphy bagan screaming.

The king laughed.

Outside the king’s chamber there was a pitched battle between the king’s guard and Arnie. Arnie was firing rapid bursts from the pulse cannon, and dropping the guards. The king’s guard had set up a cannon, and it was blasting thousands of rounds down the corridor where Arnie was. Arnie was pinned down.

Arnie positioned the grenade launcher, and fired two grenades that bounced off of the bulkhead, and then into the space by the entrance to the king’s chamber. The king’s guards stopped firing, and looked at the two balls of the ground. The grenades exploded.

The remaining king’s guards were dead or dying. Arnie turned the corner, and fired two mini-rockets at the door, blowing a huge hole in it and blasting away the guards who were behind it.

David Sterling was now 50 meters away.

‘Faster!’ - shouted the king

The burly alien winched up Eddie Murphy until he was suspended above the bucket, swinging on the chains.

Arnie stepped into the king’s chamber and shot everything that moved or looked like it would move. Guards fired at Arnie, and he dropped them one by one. The vice-chamberlain stood, looking at Arnie with a confused look on its face.

‘You are not allowed in here!’ - said the vice-chamberlain

Arnie shot the vice-chamberlain through the head.

‘DO IT!’ - shouted the king

The burly alien grabbed Eddie Murphy by the head, and readied the long blade to cut his throat. A blue ball of energy traveled across the king’s chamber, and entered the top of the burly alien’s head. The head exploded. The burly alien dropped to the floor. Eddie Murphy was screaming and covered in green blood and lumps of alien brains.

The king jumped up, and picked up the long blade. The king grabbed David Sterling and put the knife to David’s throat. The lord-chamberlain looked at the king, and then at Arnie.

Arnie shot the lord-chamberlain through the head.

‘I have to say, Mr. Murphy, I wasn’t expecting to see you today’ - said Arnie

Eddie Murphy continued to scream.

‘Tell it I will kill you if it takes one more step’ - said the king to David Sterling

‘Good afternoon Mr. Sterling’ - said Arnie.

Arnie was dripping in green alien blood. Arnie was splattered with bits of alien bone, and alien brain, and green chunks of alien meat.

‘The king says he will kill me if you take one more ste…’

Arnie - as quick as a flash - moved his arm up and fired a single shot from the pulse cannon. As the blue ball of energy passed David Sterling’s head and the king moved its head and the blue ball of energy hit the king between the eyes.

The king had a large hole in its head, and it staggered backwards, and then fell. Dead.

All the alien’s in the chamber were dead.

Salvatore was busy preparing the barbecue.

‘Get me fucking down from here!’ - shouted Eddie Murphy.

Arnie walked up to David and removed the two chains from around his neck. David stood for a moment, and then blinked, and then looked at Arnie.

‘Arnie’ - said David, smiling.

‘Mr. Sterling’ - said Arnie - ‘I think we should leave now’

“Get me fucking down’ - shouted Eddie Murphy.

Arnie lowered Eddie Murphy and unchained him.

Eddie Murphy got dressed.

There was a huge explosion from outside the chamber, and then a massive amount of gun fire.

‘The hangar’ - said Arnie

Eddie Murphy and David Sterling followed Arnie, grabbing Salvatore on the way through. David pulled off Salvatore’s chains.

‘This is a fucking nightmare!’ - screamed Salvatore

‘I don’t suppose anyone knows how to fly one of these?’ - said Arnie, looking at the king’s skiff, the scouting barge, and the guard's barge.

‘I do’ - said Eddie Murphy, climbing into the guard’s barge - ‘Those are guns, front and back!’

The aliens were now in the king’s chamber. Arnie fired the pulse cannon as Eddie Murphy tried to work out how to start the barge up. Hundreds of guards were flooding in the chamber and the entrance to the hangar. Arnie fired the pulse cannon until the end glowed white hot.

Arnie fired grenades and mini-rockets that exploded in the hangar entrance. The alien’s kept coming.

‘When you are ready Mr. Murphy’ - said Arnie

Eddie Murphy was looking at the controls - ‘Hands here for up, down, and left and right. And foot here to go faster. So how does this thing turn on?’

The alien’s were firing with increased intensity. Arnie wasn’t worried about getting hit. But if a human took a shot, they would most likely die.

‘How are we doing Mr. Murphy?’ - said Arnie, firing at the aliens and launching grenades.

Eddie Murphy looked at the floor, and saw another foot pad. He placed his foot on it, and the barge came to life, hovering above the deck.

‘Time to go robot guy!’ - shouted Eddie Murphy

Arnie fired three more grenades, and as they exploded he jumped onto the barge.

Salvatore was on the rear gun, and as soon as Arnie was out of the way, he opened up with the cannon.

‘DIE YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!’ - screamed Salvatore as he fired the cannon into the aliens.

Eddie Murphy hit the pedal, and the barge shot forward out of the hangar. As soon as it cleared the threshold it began to dive.

The humans all screamed!

Arnie pulled the column back, and the barge leveled off.

Eddie Murphy managed to gain control, and brought the barge around so that it was looping away from the giant alien ship.

Out of the hangars dozens of red box crafts were launching and heading to intercept the barge.

David was on the front cannon, and Salvatore the rear. Both guns fired, and they were able to hit a few of the red box crafts as they launched. Three red box crafts made it through, and were pursuing the barge. Arnie fired his last mini-rocket and it struck the lead red box craft. The craft exploded in a ball of fire, and the other two red craft continued the pursuit firing beams of blue at the barge.

Inside the ship the scientists were making the final preparations to time travel to 2022.

“Initiate time jump!’ - shouted the head scientist

David looked at the giant alien ship, and saw the blue lights slowly extending from the front of it.

‘They are going to time jump!’ - said David

‘They have a time machine?’ - said Arnie

‘Yes, they made me build it for them’ - said David

‘Where are they going?’ - said Arnie

‘2022’ - said David

Arnie looked at the ship, and then at the railing of the barge. He recognised the box gun that the captain had shot him with in the corridor.

Arnie picked up the box gun.

‘Mr. Murphy, please can you get closer to the alien spaceship’ - said Arnie

‘Closer? Are you fucking crazy?’ - said Eddie Murphy

‘Just for a moment’ - said Arnie

Eddie Murphy banked, and flew towards the alien ship. Salvatore hit one of the red box crafts, and it exploded and then flew into the other. They both plummeted to the ground.

The barge was 50 meters from the side of the giant alien ship.

Arnie held the box gun, and fired it at the alien ship.

A white light shot from the gun. The white light hit the surface of the ship, and began to spread. The surface of the ship was quickly being covered in the white light. The blue lights were extending from the front of the giant spaceship.

‘If you could get us away from the ship as quickly as possible please, Mr. Murphy’ - said Arnie

Eddie Murphy turned the controls hard left and the barge banked. Eddie Murphy pushed the pedal all the way down, and the barge accelerated away from the giant ship.

The white light from the box gun continued to expand, at the same time that the blue lights from the front of the ship extended. The blue lights were now forming a disc. The ship was almost completely covered in white light, and the blue disc was completely formed. The center of the blue disc started becoming black, and a hole began forming. The white light reached the front of the giant alien ship, and now it was completely covered. The white light expanded to form a sphere, and then the sphere morphed into a cube. The cube shrunk, and the giant alien spaceship shrunk with it. The blue light extending from the front of the alien spaceship faded and then the tiny white cube fell to the ground. The hole in time began fading, and then gradually disappeared.

The white cube landed on the plain below. The giant alien spaceship and the Maankaari condensed, and trapped within it.

A Saurornitholestes, a type of feathered dinosaur about as big as a medium sized dog saw the white cube, and picked it up in its mouth. The Saurornitholestes ran off with the white cube.

Eddie Murphy, Salvatore Preggio, David Sterling, and Arnie had escaped the aliens. The alien’s plans to travel to the future and enslave and farm the humans was defeated.

Eddie Murphy flew the barge over the top of the redwood forest below.

‘Okay, so does someone want to tell me what the fuck has been going on here?’ - said Eddie Murphy.

‘Yes, what the fuck has been going on?’ - said Salvatore

‘It's a long story...’ - said David