The king’s chamber had been cleaned and the guards were all in their ceremonial uniforms. A massive table had been set up with piles of BigMacs, KFC, pizza, Whoppers, hot dogs, and pasta - all mixed up together. There were dozens of cases of beer, and hundreds of bottles of wine and cognac.

There were balloons hanging from the walls and ceiling.

An extra Laz-E-Boy recliner had been installed next to the king’s.

In the middle of the chamber was a giant multi-tiered cake - that looked like it belonged at an extravagant wedding. The cakes and 12 tiers, and on top of it was a model of the king wearing his Eddie Murphy red leather suit, and Eddie Murphy wearing his red leather suit. On the base layer it read - “EDDIE WELCOME MURPHY!”

To the rear of the chamber a replica of the stage from the Delirious stand-up routine had been constructed.

The king was wearing his red Eddie Murphy suit, and his two tyrannosaurs had been fitted with red leather jackets.

The king was nervous, and was pacing the chamber. He was alternating between smoking meth, guzzling cognac, smoking a cigar, and eating donuts.

‘Your grace, I am sure the beast Eddie Murphy will feel so honored that you have dained to receive it in such...in such a style’ - said the lord-chamberlain.

The king vomited on the floor. A huge puddle of donuts, beer, cognac, and fast food.

‘Everything has to be perfect!’ - said the king

The king continued to pace.

‘Yes your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

A chamber attendant cleaned up the puddle of vomit.

Colonel Hashaar was dressed in his ceremonial uniform. The colonel had the cube containing Eddie Murphy, and was waiting with his troop of commandos outside the king’s chamber.

Colonel Hashaar and his men were to be presented with medals by the king. After the medal ceremony Eddie Murphy would be released from the cube, and would be the guest of honor at the king’s Eddie Murphy party. The king had planned everything. First the medals for the colonel and the commandos, then Eddie Murphy would be released from the cube. Eddie Murphy would be fitted with a translation chain, and then the king would make a speech, welcoming Eddie Murphy to his chamber. Music would play - Eddie Murphy’s hit song “Party all the time”. Then there would be a buffet, where Eddie Murphy could mingle, and get some refreshment. Then Eddie Murphy would perform his stand-up routine from Delirious on the stage. After the performance, there would be cake. After the cake the king and Eddie Murphy would watch Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop 2, and Beverly Hills Cop 3 with beers and snacks. After the Beverly Hills Cop marathon, the king and Eddie Murphy would break for refreshments and then watch Coming to America, Trading Places, and Norbit with cognac, cigars, and meth. They would then have dinner prepared by Salvatore, and then watch Delirious on repeat for the rest of the evening.

‘How do I look?’ - said the king to the lord-chamberlain

‘Majestic, your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

The king vomited again onto the attendant who was cleaning up the previous puddle of vomit.

‘Okay, bring in the colonel,’ - said the king.

The vice-chamberlain led the colonel and his troopers into the chamber.

‘Colonel Hashaar, and the elite troopers of the royal commandos’ - announced the vice-chamberlain

‘Colonel Hashaar and the troopers, your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

The colonel and his troopers bowed in front of the king.

‘Brave colonel, and the brave troopers of the royal commandos’ - said the lord-chamberlain - ‘His grace would like to thank you for your service to the throne, and the Maankaari people. A a gesture of his grace’s appreciation, you are presented with this medal for service to the throne’

The vice-chamberlain handed the colonel and each of the troopers a small box that contained a medal.

‘Your grace’ - said the colonel - 'to serve you is the highest honor that I and my men could ever have!’

‘HUZZAH!’ - shouted the troopers.

‘Is that finished?’ - said the king

‘Yes your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

‘Is the music ready?’ - said the king

‘Yes your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

‘How do I look?’ - said the king, again

‘Still majestic, your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

‘Okay, open the box’ - said the king.

‘His grace would like the box containing the beast Eddie Murphy opened’ - said the lord-chamberlain.

The colonel gave some orders, and the white cube was moved to the front of the chamber. The colonel and the troopers stepped back, and the colonel pointed a device at the white cube and the cube expanded, and then turned into a sphere and then turned into white light that shot into the device that the colonel was holding.

Eddie Murphy stood in the chamber, frozen still. His eyes moved from side to side. He was holding a rolled up magazine in his hand.

The vice-chamberlain walked up to Eddie Murphy and placed a chain over his head.

Eddie Murphy didn’t move. There was silence in the king’s chamber.

‘Your speech, your grace?’ - whispered the lord-chamberlain to the king.

The king was staring at Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy was staring at the king.

‘What the fuck is this?’ - said Eddie Murphy

There was silence again. No one moved or said anything.

‘Is this some kind of weird fucking dream?’ - said Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy moved his head and looked around the king’s chamber.

‘This is some weird fucked up shit’ - said Eddie Murphy

The king was frozen, just staring at Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Murphy turned around and then back to the king.

‘We got fucking everything here. We got a giant ugly fucking frog dressed in red leather. We got fucking dinosaurs dressed in red leather. And tiny little frogs dressed up like some kind of weird fucking soliders. This is some weird fucked up dream’

The king didn’t say anything, he was just frozen.

The lord-chamberlain nodded at the vice-chamberlain and the music started...

Girl, I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me

After all the things I've done for you

I buy you champagne and roses, put diamonds on your finger

Diamonds on your finger

Still you hang out all night

What am I to do?

My girl wants to party all the time

Party all the time

Party all the time

My girl wants to party all the time

Party all the time

‘Oh yeah - this is some weird fucked up crazy dream!’ - said Eddie Murphy

The king vomited again.

‘Eddie Murphy…’ - started the king

‘Yeah, that’s me’ - said Eddie Murphy

‘Eddie Murphy, I, King Brangattaloo, ruler of the Maankaari people. Nomad of space and time, and conqueror of planets, welcome you to my chamber!’

‘This is so fucking strange’ - said Eddie Murphy - ‘This dream feels so real!’

Eddie Murphy pinched his arm.

‘Eddie Murphy’ - said the king - ‘would you care for refreshments?’

‘I was watching TV, and there was some story about some crazy guy stealing a penguin from the zoo. And then I saw a penguin in the garden, and I went outside because I couldn’t believe there was a penguin in the garden. And then shit went all white. And now I am dreaming, and I am here with the fucking frogs and the fucking dinosaurs. I don’t remember going to sleep though’ - said Eddie Murphy, smiling and looking around.

An attendant came up to Eddie Murphy with a tray with beers and bottles of cognac.

‘Refreshments’ - said the attendant

Eddie Murphy took a beer, and opened it. He took a sip.

‘I this 100% fucked up. I have never had no fucking dream as real as this shit. I can even taste the fucking beer’

The king stepped towards Eddie Murphy.

‘Look out, mother fucking giant frog is coming’ - said Eddie Murphy, drinking more of the beer.

‘Eddie Murphy - I am so honored to have you here’ - said the king

‘I bet you mother fucking are, you fat faced frog bitch’ - said Eddie Murphy, laughing to himself.

The king chuckled.

‘Eddie Murphy, you will now perform Delirious’ - said the king, gesturing the the stage.

The stage was a miniature, and exact replica of the stage Delirious was performed on. With the blue curtains and lights, and every detail.

‘Why the fuck not’ - said Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy climbed on to the stage. The king, the lord-chamberlain, the vice-chamberlain, and the tiny commandos stood in front of the stage.

‘You frog mother fuckers are some ugly fucking shit’ - said Eddie Murphy

The king giggled.

‘There's some rules, I got some rules when I do my standup’ - said Eddie Murphy - ‘I got rules and shit. Frogs aren’t allowed to look at my ass while I’m on stage’

The king laughed.

‘That's why I keep moving while I'm up here. You don't know where the ugly fucking frog section is, you gotta keep moving.’

The king laughed even harder.

Eddie Murphy went on to perform most of the Delirious routine, making every joke about frogs. The king wept with laughter. The others stood in silence.

Eddie Murphy climbed off the stage - ‘Okay, this shit has been crazy but I think I want to wake up now. How do I wake up out of this?’

The king was crying with laughter, doubled over unable to breathe.

‘The beast Eddie Murphy is not dreaming. The beast Eddie Murphy is awake’ - said the lord-chamberlain.

‘Fuck you you ugly frog cocksucker’ - said Eddie Murphy - ‘How the fuck do I wake up from this shit?’

‘The beast Eddie Murphy was captured in the human animal year 2006 by his grace’s royal commandos, and brought here as the guest of his most royal majesty’ - said the lord chamberlain.

Eddie Murphy looked at the lord-chamberlain.

‘You are telling me this shit is real?’ - said Eddie Murphy

‘The beast Eddie Murphy is correct, this is real’ - said the lord-chamberlain.

The king had managed to straighten up, and was drinking from a bottle of cognac. The king gained his composure, and turned to Eddie Murphy.

‘Eddie Murphy is my guest, now we will eat cake’ - said the king.

Eddie Murphy looked around the king’s chamber again.

‘Okay Eddie. Time to wake the fuck up. This shit is starting to freak me the fuck out’ - said Eddie Murphy.

Salvatore, the Italian chef, wheeled out a trolley with plates and forks, and a knife to cut the cake.

‘Hey man’ - shouted Eddie Murphy at Salvatore - ‘is this a fucking dream?’

‘No’ - said Salvatore

‘Who the fuck are you?’ - said Eddie Murphy

‘I am Salvatore Preggio’ - said Salvatore

‘What the fuck are you doing here man?’ - said Eddie Murphy

‘I was captured and brought here, to be the king’s chef’ - said Salvatore

‘Okay, this shit is really starting to freak me the fuck out’ - said Eddie Murphy.

Salvatore started cutting the cake. The king handed Eddie Murphy a plate. Eddie Murphy took the plate, and then dropped the plate.

‘This shit is fucking real’ - said Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy started screaming. He started throwing food, plates, cake and BigMacs at the aliens. Eddie Murphy grabbed the knife used to cut the cake.

The king started laughing.

Eddie Murphy grabbed the vice-chamberlain, and put the knife to its throat.

‘Get me the fuck out of here, or the fucking frog dies’ - said Eddie Murphy.

The lord-chamberlain nodded at the colonel, and the colonel pressed the button on a device and a purple light shot out and wrapped itself around Eddie Murphy’s throat.

‘Your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain - ‘perhaps we should put an obedience chain on the beast Eddie Murphy until it has had a chance to acclimatize to its current circumstances’

The king agreed, and Eddie Murphy was fitted with an obedience chain. The purple light unwrapped itself from around his throat, and Eddie Murphy lowered the knife.

‘Eddie Murphy will join me in watching Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop 2, and Beverly Hills Cop 3 now’ - said the king.

Eddie Murphy sat in the Laz-E-Boy recliner next to the king’s recliner, and they started watching Beverly Hills Cop. Eddie Murphy quietly sipped a cold beer, and ate snacks as the king roared with laughter beside him.