Many months had passed since the colonel had led his first mission to New York City. To make things easier, the colonel had brought back almost an entire food court of restaurants. Using the shrinking cubes, the colonel and shrunk an entire McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Starbucks, Dominos, 7/11, Olive Garden, Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kremes, a Japanese Teppenyaki restaurant, a Chinese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, a liquor store, a bakery, a delicatessen, and a Subways.

Each restaurant was brought with their staff, and they were fitted with translation and obedience chains. The human staff who performed poorly or were lazy were butchered and eaten, and replaced by new staff from the future.

The food court was set up in a hangar, and the king had a specially modified lime green convertible Mercedes G wagon so that he could visit the drive thru.

The king would visit the food court every day, stopping at nearly every shop and restaurant.

The colonel’s commando team would travel to the human future several times a week to restock the food court and shops.

The king’s chamber had been converted. His throne had been replaced with a specially modified laz-e-boy recliner. The king had a giant TV installed, and the king spent most of his days watching Hollywood movies. The chamber was littered with empty beer cans, empty wine bottles, and fast food wrappers.

The king was drinking over 200 cans of beer a day, and several liters of wine and cognac.

Inspired after watching the DVD boxset of Breaking Bad, The king had started smoking crystal meth as well.

The king was no longer wearing his purple robes, but a specially made Fila leisure suit, flip flops, and a thick gold chain.

The king's day consisted of being woken with 5 venti Starbucks coffees and 12 chocolate dip Dunkin donuts. He would then drink a liter of cognac, and then eat 40 sausage and egg McMuffins whilst watching Friends.

He would smoke some meth mid-morning, and start drinking beer. He would watch some romantic comedies before lunch. The king’s favorite RomCom was Briget Jones's Diary.

For lunch the king would visit the food court, and would normally start at McDonalds for Big Macs and French Fries with beer. Then Burger King for Whoppers and French fries and beer. Then Olive Garden for the pasta course and wine. The Japanese or Chinese or both and more beer. The Indian for a fiery curry and beer. The king would stop at 7/11 and grab a couple of hot dogs, some cheesy nachos, and a giant soda. Then KFC for some chicken and beer. Finally the king would then grab a dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme to go, and a 12” sub from subway to go.

The afternoon was more meth and beer and human pornographic films. Since watching Fiona and David have sex, the king had become increasingly obsessed with watching humans mate.

The evening was meth, Italian food cooked by Salvatore, wine, and comedies.

The king loved human stand-up comedy, and he would watch hours and hours of stand-up routines.

‘Next one’ - said the king to the lord-chancellor

The chancellor changed the DVD, and put Eddie Murphy’s Delirious in the machine, and pressed play.

The king sat eating a huge bowl of spaghetti vongole, and drinking chianti.

The two tyrannosaurs behind him were sleeping.

The king watched the Eddie Murphy routine, and was laughing, and then laughing more, and then cackling. The king sat with tears rolling down his face, unable to breath, and laughing so hard.

The king watched the whole DVD, and then commanded the lord-chamberlain to play it again, and then again, and again, and again.

Over the next few days the king watched Delirious dozens of times, everytime laughing just as hard - sometimes harder.

The king had the royal tailor make him a red leather suit the same as Eddie Murphy wore in Delirious.

The king started calling the lord-chamberline ‘faggot!’

After discovering the comedy of Eddie Murphy, the king changed his viewing habits completely.

Every morning the king replaced watching Friends and romantic comedies, and instead watched Coming to America, The Nutty Professor, Norbit, and Trading Places every morning.

The pornographic films in the afternoon were replaced with Beverly Hill Cop, Beverly Hills Cop 2, and Beverly Hills Cop 3 every afternoon.

In the modified G wagon the king played the song Party All The Time by Eddie Murphy on repeat.

In the evening, the king watched Delirious on repeat.

The king had been smoking meth all morning, and drinking cognac. He had just finished watching Norbit, and had started Trading Places.

The king had tears running down his face from laughing. He was wearing his red Eddie Murphy suit.

‘Faggot!’ - said the king to the lord-chamberlain

‘Yes your grace’ - said the lord-chamberlain

‘Get me the colonel, faggot!’ - said the king

The lord-chamberlain banged his staff on the floor, and the vice-chamberlain hurried into the chamber, tripping over an empty bottle of wine.

‘Yes my lord’ - said the vice-chamberlain

‘His grace would like to see the colonel of the royal commandos’ - said the lord-chamberlain

The vice-chamberlain bowed, and hurried from the chamber.

‘Get the colonel of the royal commandos’ - said the vice-chamberlain to a guard

The guard hurried to the commandos hangar, and the colonel was busy performing uniform inspection on the human workers.

‘His grace wishes to see you, sir’ - said the guard.

The tiny colonel changed into his dress uniform, with his large hat and dinosaur feathers.

The vice-chamberlain brought the colonel to the king’s chamber.

The king was howling with laughter, watching Trading Places.

‘Colonel Hashaar of the royal commandos’ - said the vice-chamberlain

‘Your grace, Colonel Hashaar’ - said the lord-chamberlain.

The king continued to laugh. He paused the DVD, and tried to get his laughter under control. The king continued to giggle.

The vice-chamberlain smiled.

The tiny colonel was bowing, looking at the floor.

The lord-chamberlain stood smiling as well.

The king continued to giggle.

Finally the king managed to get a grip.

The king took a swig from the cognac bottle and lit a cigar, wiping the tears from his face.

‘Colonel’ - said the king

‘Yes your grace’ - said the colonel, still bowing

‘I have another mission for you’ - said the king

‘Your wish is my command, sire’ - said the colonel

‘A very important mission’ - said the king

‘Yes sire’ - said the colonel

‘Bring me Eddie Murphy!’ - said the king

The king took another swig of cognac and pressed play on the DVD and immediately began laughing again.

‘Yes your grace’ - the colonel left the king's chamber and returned to his hangar.

‘Alright my lads’ - said the colonel - ‘We have another mission!’