《Euphoria [DISCONTINUED]》"Just an UPDATE! Been a while since I last did one of these."
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Lord Joyde The Madman: Heylo everybody! How are you all doing?
So you may have noticed how I have been somewhat quiet lately...
Basically what happened is: I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB!
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Sorry, my excitement got the better of me right there, but in all honestly I've been stuck in unemployment for quite a long time.
What this means for most o' yall is that there wont be too many chapters for some time untill I get my newly hectic, or I should say CHAOTIC, lifestyle back into some semblance of order.
If you want to know, I work as an IT. Is that how you say it? Anyways, I do informatics- fix computer and internet related problems at a company where a dude called me a genius for running an antivirus program on his PC.
... needless to say, I can see why IT people usually end up as edgy, twitchy and generally unpleasant to talk to. Then again, I'm already all of these things so PERFECT!
Anyways, thats all I had to say, you can probably expect a chapter for either of my stories sometime soon, maybe today but thats highly unlikely unless I finish up at work and decide to use the rest of my worktime in order to type down a chapter, should that even be possible since the internet connection in this place is Absolute Crap.
Lord Joyde OUT, see ya! 
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