《Awakened Cheater》In My Pants
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When morning came I didn't sleep even for a single second and Allison was sleeping on the bed while snoring to the high heavens it was kinda cute if you ask me, I left a note with my phone number and left the apartment.
After a quick google search, I found a real estate agent that deals with rich people and bought a penthouse apartment with a hell of a view, it cost me 48 million dollars but it was worth it.
Money does make the world go around, the process was so fast I didn't even have any idea what was going on, one moment I was in their office the next I owned a house in the city.
I have neglected my cultivation so I wanted to cultivate as soon as possible but I first had to exchange my tokens and level up and get my next evolution if that was possible.
Entering the village I first exchanged the weapon token from a vending machine, yes it was actually a vending machine, there were even buttons to chose what you wanted like swords, shields, bows, and staffs.
After I chose sword some kind of wheel started spinning on the screen and it eventually stopped in a pitch black sword.
Congratulations You Have Won The Legendary 'Cursed Sword Astrid'
Cursed Sword Astrid (Growth Weapon)
An ancient being was sealed inside the sword after it started destroying planets with life in it and a certain god sealed his soul inside the sword. Now it tries to consume his owner so that it can possess a body and create carnage with his owner's body.
Curse Damage Against All Who Gets Cut By It
Stamina Consumption Is Increased 2 Times
'Use With Caution'
What the hell man! I'm supposed to be 10 times more lucky than a normal person, how did I get a cursed sword from that?
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''HAHAHA So you are the new prey! I will enjoy defiling little girls with that handsome face of yours!''
.............
''WHAT IS THIS! HOW CAN YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG SOUL?!''
Soul? Maybe it's the 'intelligence' since it was useless after I converted to chaos energy.
''Alright you pedophile listen, I am your new master and I neither have the time nor patience to deal with your bullshit so unless you want to be melted down for your metal shut your fucking mouth.''
'WHY YOU PUNY MORTAL DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM I WILL-
Enough of that, after I chucked him in my inventory his voice cut off, the silence was good but now I had a bad taste in my mouth, I just wanted a good sword, was that too much to ask gangsta god?
At least I still have the ability token, after I inserted it into the same slot I heard the voice of gangsta god.
Sup dumbass, I see you got that toothpick as your sword nice going, SO listen my man since you want an upgrade I will do it but here is the thing, you don't actually have an ability.
''What do you mean I thought I had the 'Cheater' ability?''
Nah brah that was something special I gave you, you originally weren't supposed to awaken.
''So what now?'' Dammit my luck really is the worst.
Now we give you a real ability and since I am in such a good mood I will let you chose.
Next, a blue screen with a long list came on my view, I looked at the list but one of them was really awesome.
'Double Stats' (Continuous Effect)
Double all of your stats 'Warning Requires Either 'The Gamer' Or 'The Cheater'
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''Yeah I chose this one''
Next moment a strange power filled me up and I jizzed in my pants......
Wow....
He started playing 'Jizz In My Pants' in my head..... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY)
After the song ended the voice of gangsta god was gone, and I stood there completely embarrassed and humiliated. WHO JIZZES IN THEIR PANTS WHILE SPEAKING TO A GOD! FUCK.MY.LUCK!
Name: Adam
Race: Chaos Being (Human Variant)
Class: Immortal Swordsman
Title: Chaos Master, Masochist, Seducer
Age:20
Level:29(EXP:27 670)(Needed EXP For Next Level:29 000)
Cultivation: Body Tempering Full Circle(%12)
Health:58000/58000(580/S)
Chaos Energy: N/A
Strength:5800
Vitality:5800
Fortitude:5800
Agility:5800
Intelligence:5800
Wisdom:5800
Cultivation Insight:5800
Cultivation Speed:5800
Cultivation Foundation:5800
Charisma:5800
Luck:200
At least my unborn children didn't go to waste.
I returned to the real world, changed my pants and underwear and hopped back into the dungeon, I really need to kill stuff right now.
I leveled to 30 after I tortured countless goblin kings with the most creative methods I could find.
Name: Adam
Race: Chaos Being (Human Variant)
Class: Immortal Swordsman
Title: Chaos Master, Masochist, Seducer
Age:20
Level:30(EXP:60)(Needed EXP For Next Level:30 000)
Cultivation: Body Tempering Full Circle(%12)
Health:60000/60000(600/S)
Chaos Energy: N/A
Strength:6000
Vitality:6000
Fortitude:6000
Agility:6000
Intelligence:6000
Wisdom:6000
Cultivation Insight:6000
Cultivation Speed:6000
Cultivation Foundation:6000
Charisma:6000
Luck:200
Warning! The Next Time You Enter The Dungeon You Will Be Teleported To The 'Advanced Villiage'
Notice! You Can Evolve If You Choose To
Y/N
Oh so now I can get better exp from the next boss and also evolve once more. I selected yes after I got to my apartment but an unexpected thing happened.
Because Of Your Achievements You Have Multiple Choices!
Chaos Angel (Human Variant)
Chaos Devil (Human Variant)
Chaos Beast
Chaos Nephalem (Human Variant)
Ok I definitely choose chaos nephalem since that's a hybrid between an angel and devil. This will mean I don't belong to either group but who cares?
After my choice the familiar pain once again assaulted me but this time more concentrated on my back after 2 hours that felt like 2 years I grew red angel wings on my back with gray highlights and 2 white horns on my head.
I might need some disguise spells......
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