《Awakened Cheater》Dammit
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Once again I moved to the spectator seats and waited for my new match but a lot of people were coming over to talk to me, most of them were empty compliments and some of the girls were giving me flirty looks I don't know how much 2000 charisma affects people but some of the guys were also giving me flirty looks.
OK new plan after the tournament;
1)Get Laid
2)???
3)Profits
My 2000 intelligence is definitely proving useful, just look at this foolproof plan.
Time passed and I won all my matches and there were only 8 people left including me in the Alpha group, I stopped cultivating and started to grind some skills and the results were glorious.
''Congratulations ''Fire Resistance LV6'' Has Leveled Up To ''Fire Resistance LV10'' +400EXP''
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Rise Of Atlantis'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Water Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Water'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Thunder's Call'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Lightning Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Lightning'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Titan Steps'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Earth Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Earth'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Solar Beam'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Holy Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Light'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Tempest Comes'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Wind'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Wind Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Darkest Night'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Dark Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
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You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Night'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Legendary Title ''Force Of Nature'' +20000
Your Titles Have Fused!
Name: Adam
Race: Chaos Being (Human Variant)
Class: Immortal Swordsman
Title: Chaos Master, Masochist
Age:20
Level:25(EXP:2170)(Needed EXP For Next Level:25 000)
Cultivation: Body Tempering Full Circle(%12)
Health:25000/25000(250/S)
Chaos Energy: N/A
Strength:2500
Vitality:2500
Fortitude:2500
Agility:2500
Intelligence:2500
Wisdom:2500
Cultivation Insight:2500
Cultivation Speed:2500
Cultivation Foundation:2500
Charisma:2500
Luck:100
Stat Points: N/A
During my duels, I tried to not kill the people first and just hit my self with the skills I created to see how much damage it could do to me, yeah that was a bad idea now I can't get rid of that title.
In the quarterfinals, I stopped using magic and started using my sword, for people to have made it all the way here means they must be strong but since even my ability is named 'Cheat' they stood no chance against me, you should especially see the look on old bitch's face he is definitely thinking what to do with me since he can probably defeat me but not kill me.
My sister especially was strong I sometimes saw her matches and she is about half as strong as me not counting magic and she uses a sword too.
We will probably fight in the finals but for her to defeat me would be a miracle, no one in this tournament could so much as scratch me all this time even when I stopped dodging and let them hit me.
Honestly, the number of girls that threw themselves at me at the end of each match was getting ridiculous, Kara told me that the higher your talent when you conceive a child the more of a genius that child will be.
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If I decide to sell my sperm I will definitely be a billionaire, it would be a lie if I said I wasn't tempted.
But just when I was flirting with a girl the Kodak clan all got up and started come towards me.
''Alright get of my grandson and let him be he is a part of the Kodak clan and won't marry into someone else's family.'' -Old Bitch
I was shocked, this guy really didn't know the meaning of the word 'shame'.
''First of all, I can do whatever the fuck I want, second of all I am not a part of your clan so don't make assumptions.'' -A
''Blood is thicker than water grandson you will come to us eventually after all your surname is Kodak.'' -Old Bitch
''Oh? Take a look and see if it really is.'' I showed them my status screen there were a lot of gasps in the crowd.
''ADAM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING'' Kara was pretty mad that I showed them my secret and she was also shocked beyond belief from my stats.
''Dad that guy is cheating.'' The same kid who found my last joke unfunny commented again but this time his father didn't put his hand on his mouth as he too was shocked still.
''You know it kid.'' Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
''Dad what does 'Masochist' mean?''
'Nevermind'
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