《Awakened Cheater》Dammit
Advertisement
Once again I moved to the spectator seats and waited for my new match but a lot of people were coming over to talk to me, most of them were empty compliments and some of the girls were giving me flirty looks I don't know how much 2000 charisma affects people but some of the guys were also giving me flirty looks.
OK new plan after the tournament;
1)Get Laid
2)???
3)Profits
My 2000 intelligence is definitely proving useful, just look at this foolproof plan.
Time passed and I won all my matches and there were only 8 people left including me in the Alpha group, I stopped cultivating and started to grind some skills and the results were glorious.
''Congratulations ''Fire Resistance LV6'' Has Leveled Up To ''Fire Resistance LV10'' +400EXP''
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Rise Of Atlantis'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Water Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Water'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Thunder's Call'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Lightning Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Lightning'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Titan Steps'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Earth Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Earth'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Solar Beam'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Holy Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Light'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Tempest Comes'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Wind'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Wind Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
You Have Gained The Rare Skill ''Darkest Night'' +2500 EXP
You Have Gained The Skill ''Dark Resistance LV10'' +1000 EXP
Advertisement
You Have Gained The Unique Title ''Son Of Night'' +10000 EXP
You Have Gained The Legendary Title ''Force Of Nature'' +20000
Your Titles Have Fused!
Name: Adam
Race: Chaos Being (Human Variant)
Class: Immortal Swordsman
Title: Chaos Master, Masochist
Age:20
Level:25(EXP:2170)(Needed EXP For Next Level:25 000)
Cultivation: Body Tempering Full Circle(%12)
Health:25000/25000(250/S)
Chaos Energy: N/A
Strength:2500
Vitality:2500
Fortitude:2500
Agility:2500
Intelligence:2500
Wisdom:2500
Cultivation Insight:2500
Cultivation Speed:2500
Cultivation Foundation:2500
Charisma:2500
Luck:100
Stat Points: N/A
During my duels, I tried to not kill the people first and just hit my self with the skills I created to see how much damage it could do to me, yeah that was a bad idea now I can't get rid of that title.
In the quarterfinals, I stopped using magic and started using my sword, for people to have made it all the way here means they must be strong but since even my ability is named 'Cheat' they stood no chance against me, you should especially see the look on old bitch's face he is definitely thinking what to do with me since he can probably defeat me but not kill me.
My sister especially was strong I sometimes saw her matches and she is about half as strong as me not counting magic and she uses a sword too.
We will probably fight in the finals but for her to defeat me would be a miracle, no one in this tournament could so much as scratch me all this time even when I stopped dodging and let them hit me.
Honestly, the number of girls that threw themselves at me at the end of each match was getting ridiculous, Kara told me that the higher your talent when you conceive a child the more of a genius that child will be.
Advertisement
If I decide to sell my sperm I will definitely be a billionaire, it would be a lie if I said I wasn't tempted.
But just when I was flirting with a girl the Kodak clan all got up and started come towards me.
''Alright get of my grandson and let him be he is a part of the Kodak clan and won't marry into someone else's family.'' -Old Bitch
I was shocked, this guy really didn't know the meaning of the word 'shame'.
''First of all, I can do whatever the fuck I want, second of all I am not a part of your clan so don't make assumptions.'' -A
''Blood is thicker than water grandson you will come to us eventually after all your surname is Kodak.'' -Old Bitch
''Oh? Take a look and see if it really is.'' I showed them my status screen there were a lot of gasps in the crowd.
''ADAM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING'' Kara was pretty mad that I showed them my secret and she was also shocked beyond belief from my stats.
''Dad that guy is cheating.'' The same kid who found my last joke unfunny commented again but this time his father didn't put his hand on his mouth as he too was shocked still.
''You know it kid.'' Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
''Dad what does 'Masochist' mean?''
'Nevermind'
Advertisement
- In Serial37 Chapters
Red Junction
The hottest place to be murdered by zombies during the Colorado Gold Rush is RED JUNCTION. They have everything: Sex, guns, and gold. Vendettas. A dog named Dude. Dirty secrets and dirtier mouths. Whiskey by the bottle. And also, zombies are going to eat everyone. My Literary Zombie Western Masterpiece.
8 278 - In Serial13 Chapters
(OUAT) Regina Mills/ Evil Queen x Reader Oneshots/Imagines/Scenarios
I decided to write some oneshots, scenarios and imagines about my favorite character from Once Upon A Time: Regina Mills. I might add some other favorite OUAT characters in here if I want to. Any photos, gifs or songs mentioned in this belong to their rightful owners. Please don't write anything mean, rude or hurtful in the comments.I hope that all of you will enjoy this.
8 274 - In Serial124 Chapters
Let's Play: Chronicles of Zurefgar
"Fight on, live on...."Those were the words of the mysterious girl that had saved Pras from his downfall after his tragic dispute and betrayal on the hands of his e-sport teammates. Three years had passed since then. Now, to fulfill his promise and break the chains of his past, Pras helped his current friends to achieve the maximum level in a VRMMORPG titled Chronicles of Zurefgar in order to enable them to enter a multi game PvP event named The Clashing Realms.Conflicts and meetings that Pras had with people from his past in the game had opened up old wounds. Yet, he received a helping hand from a person he would never have imagined. Slowly, he learned that it was not only about him helping others, but it was him that was being saved.Note: New episode every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday (12 PM UTC +00) cover by Konnyapon
8 72 - In Serial20 Chapters
The Hero Fox and Dungeon Core
There's only the one title character.*Warning* Adult content. Mature readers only.No smut, but almost everything else. An Isekai Truck got me while I was running an errand.But a Goddess has given an opportunity for a new and interesting life, so it's not all bad. The problem is that a second Isekai Truck got me at the same time, with a 'Richard' of a God forcing me into a bland and monotonous existence.Two reincarnations/transfers at the same time, in the same world. But in very different bodies. How's a Core Crystal/Fox Boi gonna cope? The world of Vulamar has been plagued by Demon Kings since time immemorial. They bring a devastating war upon the rest of the peoples once every 500 years. But the Gods bring forth a Hero to protect them and vanquish the Demon King. Thereby assuring continued prosperity. To lessen the ravages of war, the Gods also create dungeons. These strange extraplanar labyrinths are meant to trap and house the monsters, common across the lands. That they may be eradicated at leisure. This mainly provides battle training, but also powerful and exotic materials to craft with. However, since the last invasion, the humans kingdoms have become brazen and set about conquering the western continent, home of the beastkin tribes. . Updates every fri, sat, sun when I can. here and on Scribblehub. Nowhere else.
8 150 - In Serial17 Chapters
Twitter⇝ M.Tkachuk
❝This is a stupid fan fiction all over again!❞[Matthew Tkachuk][Calgary Flames]cover @softskarrssgard
8 154 - In Serial122 Chapters
IPWTVC[COMPLETED]
DescriptionThe older sister flees from her wedding to be with her lover, and her younger sister is forced to take her place in marrying a very powerful man.As luck would have it, she ends up transmigrating into the body of that younger sister.Although the man that she weds is very powerful, he's the irredeemable final villain.All villains are doomed to a bleak ending. And, as this villain's wife, she's afraid that her ending won't be good either.Fortunately, the older sister had gone back in time after having experienced a lifetime of suffering. This prodigal daughter returns to the turning point of her life. Pointing at her younger sister, she demands for her younger sister to hand over her husband.Looking at this beautifully crying older sister, Ye Zhen swiftly yields and says, "Older sister, don't worry. I haven't even done anything with brother-in-law!"To her shock, she later discovers that she's pregnant.With tears in her eyes, her older sister says, "Didn't you say that nothing happened between the two of you?"Ye Zhen looks at the great villain that doggedly pursues her. She is utterly and totally doomed.There's a great villain lying next to her, and she's pregnant with a mini villain. How's she suppose to survive?!Later on, as Ye Zhen watches the great villain putting the baby down and changing the diaper, she sighs. "There's nothing that can be done. I've already missed the golden opportunity to turn things around. How can I leave now?"
8 165

