Adam Kodak was pulling an all-nighter in his dormitory, playing video games.

After finish playing and acquiring all the trophies, he did the thing he enjoyed the most which was to beat the game again but with cheats.

As he was getting ready for bed, he muttered under his breath,

"Man, I wish I could have cheats in real life."

That was the moment his life changed as at that very moment, a bright star above the very building Adam resided, shined with a mysterious light before dimming as if nothing ever happened. However, something miraculous did...

Wish Granted

Activating Cheat Mode...

"What the fuck..."

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My heart was beating so heavily I couldn't believe my fucking ears.

A robotic voice spoke to me and told me my wish was granted.

Loading: 87%

Well, it's official. I’m going crazy because there is a blue screen in front of me showing me a loading screen.

Loading completed.

Enjoy your wish.

You know what to do. 

'Did this fucking screen just winked at me?'

It says I know what to do but what does it mea...

"No way..."

"Status."

Status Window Name Adam Kodak Level 1 Race Human Age 20 Health 70/70 Mana 0/100 Strength 7 Vitality 8 Agility 6 Intelligence 10 Wisdom 8 Charisma 6 Luck 0 (Cannot be raised) Stat Points N/A (You can raise stats to 10) Wish Cheat Mode (Please read the instructions)

"YESSSSSSSSSSS!"

I can't believe it! I have a status screen!

'Let's check the instructions'

[Congratz bitch you are the luckiest asshole in the universe, you got your wish but that also means all your luck has run out.]

[SO GRIND SOME STATS, MADAFAKAAAA!]

"What the actual fuck?!?"

I mean, I’ve never met a wish-granting gangsta god, but I think this guy is the exception among them ‘cause... what kind of bullshit explanation is this!

'Ok, calm down. Deep breaths.'

'So I can raise my stats to 10?'

Status Window Name Adam Kodak Level 1 Race Human Age 20 Health 100/100 Mana 0/100 Strength 10 Vitality 10 Agility 10 Intelligence 10 Wisdom 10 Charisma 10 Luck 0 Stat Points N/A

"HAHAHA! GET REKT SCRUBS! DADDY WILL RULE THE WORLD!"

WARNING

You have taken damage from "Meteor" -76458HP

You have died.

'Fuck me.'