《Very Yummy Poison》Timeline & Short Stories
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Don’t try to fix the mistakes of the past. It’s more fun to make new ones.
Now-ish - Doctor Zero - The Zero Lab
This book has been kicking around for a while:
The Megacles story was written in 2015-17. In 2018, I wrote three short stories about Mr. President, Deadman, and God Damn Space Prick. The Candy story was written between April 2018 and April 2019. The Doc-Danger story was written in May and June of 2019. The Brightside short story was written in August and September of 2019.
I’ve released this book under various names on Amazon, Wattpad, Webnovel, Scribblehub, and Moonquill. I found Royal Road in March of 2019, and shortly after abandoned all other sites. You guys are cool. You like my book. I like your books. Fuck those other sites.
This is the last release of this story. I’m not editing it anymore. I’m not posting it anywhere else. I’m done. Sorry Inkitt.
In this last release I put Candy’s story first. Just because it’s my favorite. Other versions of the book have been ordered as the chapters were written. I have never ordered the book according to the in-book timeline. This has confused and annoyed some people. Dang.
For the record, here is the in-book timeline:
Sunshine & Bacon Slime (Brightside) Into Darkness (Mr. President) Super Science & Fast Romance (Megacles) Red Team Dead Man (Deadman) This Monkey Was Lied To! (Space Prick) Space Gods & Party Monsters (Doc-Danger) Very Yummy Poison (Candy)
So, RTDM and TMWLT! happen in the middle of SS&FR, and VYP happens in the middle of SG&PM. Pretty straightforward. I don’t know why people are confused.
At this point you may be wondering - Where the fuck are these short stories? Good point. I’ll put them up next. Just tack them on willy-nilly. They are 13 chapters all together. You’ll have them all by this time next week. Three of the short stories have covers and taglines! I’ll put them in the author's note below! Some of them mention drinking and drugs. That was written in 2018, and is not indicative of my current state. If I’m fucked up right now that’s just a coincidence.
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The Emperor's Hound
Alyn is a page serving in Fourth Star Court, going to lessons with the others in her year and learning what is required of a noble in the Nine Star Courts. One day, to her surprise, she is summoned to attend her assigned patron, Lord Miervaldis, on a mission from the Sun Emperor himself; to investigate a murder in Fifth Star Court. A scribe has been killed, and the only suspect is the lord he served, one Lord Cassian. Upon arrival at Fifth Star Court, Miervaldis commences his investigations and Alyn works hard in following up the leads available; the bullying Lord Cassian himself, his disgruntled heir, and the son of the man Cassian killed in a duel, among others. In the midst of the tangle of suspects and their motives, it becomes apparent to Alyn that there is far more going on behind the scenes. Lord Miervaldis has secrets of his own; he may not be the harmless eccentric she thought at first. Where should her loyalties lie? How exactly is the Sun Emperor involved? What is really going on? Alyn will find her loyalty tested to the limit as Miervaldis' investigation turns up more trouble than he bargained for.
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Teddy Bear
As it would stand, the truth of the matter was that aliens had visited Earth before. Roswell was neither a hoax nor unique. It was simply a consequence of a world growing smaller as communication systems became more and more advanced, partly a result of said visitations. For the most part, past interactions between one of the planet Earth's more intelligent species of lifeform and the alien visitors were along the lines of obscure scientific surveys and tests disturbingly similar to attempts by some human scientists to estimate the intelligence of simians.For any species capable of travelling the stars. Visiting planet Earth made about as much sense as backpacking through the Ural Mountains of Siberia with nothing but a flint and a compass. That is to say, most people would prefer to stay close to someplace within walking distance of a mall or a population density slightly higher than four sapient beings per parsec. Still, statistically speaking, there are bound to be some weirdos who find joy rides though a nowhere solar system fun. Just buzzing a frantic farmer or two and playing chicken with an F-16 for the heck of it. Maybe even bring home a bovine to show off to the guys at the office.
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✓ （LOVELY）─ HUAZE LEI
she came back from paris and reunites with her childhood brothers.© cheoluvs, 2020
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Nowhere Boys (Felix)
Ember sees the world as black and white. There are good people and there are bad people, but these four boys will teach her that not everything is black or white. There can be gray as well. She is a loner. Her only friend is her butler, Jared. Will these 4 boys be able to get close to her? Will she be able to find love?
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Arcadias Moon.
This is my first atempt at a book sort of thing please tell me what mistakes i make and give me critisism.- Yuuki, thats the name I've had since I've been in the ophanage. I always dreamed of being an adventurer, hunting strong demons that could destroy a country if poked wrong.... but i have no talent no matter how much I train, train, hunt, use strenthing items I never chain, but I never change. I was told to quit, bullied dubbed The Waste of the Adventurer Guild, but I never did. And this is the story of my death.
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Falling For Him. kth ✔
He took off my glassses and gasped.Taehyung: "You know if I had a heart, I would've definitely fallen head over heels for your eyes."I tried my best to control the smirk that was creeping at the end of my lips. "Stop slouching and enjoy yourself. You don't get to live twice, Okay? " he said giving me his signature box smile. ************************************"I can't accept the fact that you love him. If I can't have you, Miss Y/n, neither will that good for nothing freak. And believe me on that, b'coz I always get what I want" he said in a deep voice and a psychotic smirking glare"Mr.Jo- I mean Jungkook, stop joking. You are really scaring me"************************************"I love you-" he said, barely a whisper as he passed out. And I froze as the world around me stoped.************************************Guys this is gonna be my first book so plz do notify me on any mistakes
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