《Very Yummy Poison》Hangover
Advertisement
If I die, and they give you my liver, I hope you have an amazing week planned. ‘Cause, that’s all I can give you.
Megacles
16 Hours Later - Doc-Danger - Alien Planet (Love Hotel)
Pain.
I was very happy last night. I decided to keep my new information to myself for a while. At least until I could make some sense of it. Keeping my secrets a secret - as you do in space. Stinger agreed that was sensible. She decided to leave immediately, so her presence wouldn’t raise questions. Then we opened a bottle of tequila.
When my crew finally sloshed in, I immediately told them everything, and Stinger barfed on their shoes. Oh well.
Now I have the mother of all hangovers. I am completely used up. Eve has taken off her clothes and is sliding down my body. She’s always horny when she’s hungover. I usually think that’s a good thing, but I don’t think she’s going to suck me back to life this time. I’m practically dust.
…
I could be wrong. Starting to feel a little better.
Eve is picking up steam. She stops. “Jesus me, baby.” She starts again.
I have no idea what that was about. Seems to be over. I start to zone out again.
She stops. Whispers. “Jesus me right in the Jesus.”
“Okay, what are you talking about?” I ask.
“I’m not sure. Sometimes I just say a bunch of human swear words and see what happens to me.”
“Jesus isn’t a profanity, he was a guy.”
“Ho ho! Must’ve been a rude dude to get a swear word named after him. Show me some of his moves.”
“Sure thing. Later we can get wine drunk and have a hooker wash our feet. But for now, could we focus up?” My hangover has returned with reinforcements.
Advertisement
“Yeah, sure.” She gets back into her groove.
High Roller bounds into the room. “What are you guys talking about? Is it breakfast? ‘Cause I found a spot, and, oh, hey, sorry. You should put a sock on the door, or something.”
“Get out.” I say.
Fox bounds into the room. “What are you guys talking about? Is it breakfast? ‘Cause High Roller and I found a - OH GOD! MY EYES!”
“Alright, we’re done here.” I struggle to my feet, while wrapping myself in a blanket.
“We are?” asks Eve. “Less sticky than usual, but okay. Where’s this breakfast place?”
I stumble into the bathroom. Take a few advil. Choke down some water. Lie in the tub. Take out my data crystal, and wait for the room to stop spinning.
Advertisement
- In Serial40 Chapters
My Maids Are All Antagonists!
"I, Eddie Edward, had reincarnated into a world of magic and became the single child of Duke Eddie from the Lancamdo Kingdom.
8 666 - In Serial12 Chapters
Dungeon of Night
Eden is at peace. The kingdoms and races will have the odd skirmish, and occasionally there will be an outbreak of a particularly dangerous monster that hunters would have to face, but largely Eden was in a time of tranquility. On the surface. In reality the kingdoms were each looking for something to give them the winning edge over their neighbors, many secretive groups hatched plots and schemes in search of power, and the number of deadly monsters grew with every year. In this time of false peace a strange dungeon is born, one that could potentially change Eden forever. But more importantly the birth of this new dungeon could shatter the façade of peace that has held sway over Eden for the past three hundred years. On Hold Random Releases
8 240 - In Serial10 Chapters
Bloodlines
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Valorous is the crown prince of the floating kingdom of Sunhold. Then the cursed blood from his mother's side manifests and he is forced to flee his kingdom. His childhood friend is left behind, and he vows to return for her. This is the start of his mercenary career.
8 70 - In Serial20 Chapters
Despite not Being a Hero, Saint, or Even a Demon King, I was Summoned
I was summoned to another world. Not as a Hero, not as a Saint, not even as a Demon King, but as a regular contract demon. You know, like the ones that come when you sacrifice a chicken or something on top of a magic circle. It's a bit weird, especially since I'm human, but I've just decided to go with the flow for now. Which apparently means becoming the employee of an item shop. (What's that? You want to know what cheat powers I've been given? Well, how about an inexhaustible source of mana substitute? ...Holy crap, I have an inexhaustible source of mana substitute.)
8 186 - In Serial56 Chapters
Song of the Piper
A mysterious man only known as the Pied Piper haunts Aschein. Not only does he lead children away, but he robs many towns of the magic that sustains their life. Now, monsters overrun the world, and humans are being driven into a corner, unable to fend off the creatures that attack them more and more frequently.Enter sixteen year-old Klaudia, a disabled girl who was left behind because she was unable to follow the Piper. She is a living curse to the people of Hamelin, a painful reminder of their misfortune--and has no place in the town. When she receives a marriage proposal from the powerful Lord Himmel, she accepts without hesitation.Introduced into the world of magic, Klaudia finds her calling as a Magus, a powerful brand of sorcerers whose Affinities are among the most powerful in the world. But underneath the glamour and the luxury of Lord Himmel's castle lies a deadly secret. Soon, Klaudia will learn that not everything is as it seems, and freedom will always come at a dangerous price.***EDITOR'S CHOICE OCTOBER 2020Previously Wattpad FeaturedLovely cover by @seventhstarWord count: 127K
8 198 - In Serial5 Chapters
peryl one shots :)
so these are meryl streep and pierce brosnan one shots! i'll try and post short story's everyday depending on my busy day but I'll try to post as much as often. maybe even two story's a day ya never know 🤷🏼♀️. but anyway enjoy these stories!! ❤️
8 147

