《Very Yummy Poison》Hangover
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If I die, and they give you my liver, I hope you have an amazing week planned. ‘Cause, that’s all I can give you.
Megacles
16 Hours Later - Doc-Danger - Alien Planet (Love Hotel)
Pain.
I was very happy last night. I decided to keep my new information to myself for a while. At least until I could make some sense of it. Keeping my secrets a secret - as you do in space. Stinger agreed that was sensible. She decided to leave immediately, so her presence wouldn’t raise questions. Then we opened a bottle of tequila.
When my crew finally sloshed in, I immediately told them everything, and Stinger barfed on their shoes. Oh well.
Now I have the mother of all hangovers. I am completely used up. Eve has taken off her clothes and is sliding down my body. She’s always horny when she’s hungover. I usually think that’s a good thing, but I don’t think she’s going to suck me back to life this time. I’m practically dust.
…
I could be wrong. Starting to feel a little better.
Eve is picking up steam. She stops. “Jesus me, baby.” She starts again.
I have no idea what that was about. Seems to be over. I start to zone out again.
She stops. Whispers. “Jesus me right in the Jesus.”
“Okay, what are you talking about?” I ask.
“I’m not sure. Sometimes I just say a bunch of human swear words and see what happens to me.”
“Jesus isn’t a profanity, he was a guy.”
“Ho ho! Must’ve been a rude dude to get a swear word named after him. Show me some of his moves.”
“Sure thing. Later we can get wine drunk and have a hooker wash our feet. But for now, could we focus up?” My hangover has returned with reinforcements.
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“Yeah, sure.” She gets back into her groove.
High Roller bounds into the room. “What are you guys talking about? Is it breakfast? ‘Cause I found a spot, and, oh, hey, sorry. You should put a sock on the door, or something.”
“Get out.” I say.
Fox bounds into the room. “What are you guys talking about? Is it breakfast? ‘Cause High Roller and I found a - OH GOD! MY EYES!”
“Alright, we’re done here.” I struggle to my feet, while wrapping myself in a blanket.
“We are?” asks Eve. “Less sticky than usual, but okay. Where’s this breakfast place?”
I stumble into the bathroom. Take a few advil. Choke down some water. Lie in the tub. Take out my data crystal, and wait for the room to stop spinning.
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