《Approaching Ascension (Book 1) [Hiatus before Book 2]》Chapter 085
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After that second gulp of wine exploded, Fang Hao felt that his entire body was blazing. He had difficulty focusing even on the goblet in his hand. So he quickly finished rest of the goblet in a couple of gulps, before he was wasted enough to do so. And that is when he was truly wasted. After finishing one whole goblet of that amber wine, Fang Hao's blacked out and his memories were in a jumble.
When he woke up, he retained flashes of memory, but wasn't sure the order in which they occurred. One of his memories involved him laying face down on the ground and flapping his hands creating depressions in the ground. Each 'flap' of his hands caused his fat body to bounce several feet above the ground and land a bit further ahead. He did this as he shouted “Mashter, look at me; I can fly. I can fly!” whereas his master replied, “Yes disciple, fly some more.” It looked like some grotesque bunny hopping about, while its trainer was cheering it on.
Another incident which he recalled with some lucidity was there was a goblet of the amber wine just ahead of him. His challenge was to pick it up with supporting his body with his hands. It turned out to be very challenging to an inebriated Fang Hao who fell face down tasting grass and mud as he attempted to pick up the wine goblet. Finally after several dozens of attempts, Fang Hao was squatting as he cautiously wobbled forward and managed to get hold of that elusive goblet.
Another fragmented memory, had Fang Hao whining to his master about his loneliness. “Mashter I had to endure a year without any wine to drink, or shome shlut to pound and releashe my shtreshh. Can I keep a pershonal shlut ash I have my Foundashion Eshtabished, Master? Pleashe?”
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His Master had a somewhat helpless look as he said, “Disciple; Fraternizing among the disciples is only allowed among senior Core Disciples. Once you have a Core Formation Cultivation, I will introduce you to some sluts. But don't call them sluts on their face. The polite term is Dao-Companion. Also since you are a body cultivator too, don't give up your yang essence in vain. That will damage your vital life force and cause too many bottlenecks in body-refining.”
His master had grabbed his storage pouch and inserted a jade slip into it before returning it at Fang Hao's waist before saying “Once you are sober, go through that jade slip. It details an ancient codex, which will help you retain your yang essence and also benefit from yin essence even as you gain enjoyment pounding sluts. As a body cultivator, it is very important that you zealously guard your yang essence unless you intend to father children and are sure that your slut won't absorb your yang essence to nourish herself instead of giving birth to your child.”
“Speaking of fathering children, the more accomplished you are in Qi Cultivation and body refining, the more potential and power your future child would be. I would recommend not to father children unless you are in Nascent Spirit Stage in both Qi Cultivation and Body Refining. Any child you father at that realm of cultivation has a one in three chance of having gold grade talent.”
At recalling that particular interaction, Fang Hao was somewhat embarrassed. Discussing how he would like to relieve stress by pounding sluts was definitely not appropriate conversation with your Master. But luckily his master wasn't too prudish and entertained his drunken queries. He checked his storage pouch and indeed there was a new jade slip in there. He flipped through its contents. It was called the 'Tantric Yang Codex' and detailed all sort of sexual practices. It detailed how to enjoy and experience orgasms for males while withholding yang essence and hence retaining one's vital life force.
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The Tantric Yang Codex also detailed several types of sinister sexual arts which could drain a males vital yang essence dry, and how to recognize and defend from them. There were also general preventive methods for sexual transmission of diseases and curses. It also detailed methods of resisting charming illusions, spells, techniques and even formations aimed at ensnaring males by exploiting their lust. There was also a small part which detailed a couple of practices which were mutually beneficial exchange of yin and yang essence between pair-cultivators, which seemed almost like an afterthought.
Once Fang Hao had finished browsing through the contents of the Tantric Yang Codex, he had a grim feeling in his mind. 'Looks like even screwing around is filled with hidden dangers in the cultivation world. One of the more insidious ones was that parasitic worm which drills into a guy during climax, slowly taking over his mind and leaving him nothing more than a puppet for master of the worm, within a few months.'
'This Tantric Yang Codex compiles a variety of protective and recuperative measures for male victims of sexual techniques and spells. I must learn it fully before I go around looking for sluts to pound when I have a Core Formation cultivation base. And it was interesting to know that yang essence is so valuable for cultivators, specially body refiners. So all that religious talk of not masturbating and wasting seed other than the intention to father children had some merit in m past life. Who knew?'
'Still the portions of the Tantric Yang Codex that detailed how guys could experience multiple full body orgasms without ejaculating should make me a Kama Sutra master. But better focus on sexual self defense before I try to make myself a stud. Mastering this knowledge before sexually interacting with cultivators is a must.' decided Fang Hao as he stored the Tantric Yang Codex back in his storage pouch.
He wasn't clear for how long he was wasted, but depending on his jumbled memories he estimated that it wasn't more than a week, and was not less than a couple of days. It was a bit before noon now, but surprisingly Fang Hao wasn't feeling hungry at all. He felt full of energy and vigor after his spirit wine binge, as he made his way to the Task Assignment Hall to officially become a Junior Core Disciple. He was more than qualified to do so with his Cultivation base.
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