《Welcome to the Charlotte Family: A One Piece Fanfic》29. Whole Cake Polyphagia
Advertisement
Chapter 29
Jimbei: Now now Syrup, I know you better than nearly anyone. Anyone else would think you are nothing more than a puppet but I know better. You don’t have to do this. You’re not a soldier for Big Mom. Besides, calling your friend a bug? That hurts my heart Syrup.
Me: I know. Perhaps soon I’ll leave her shadow and be who I want to be…but not now. Now is the time for duty and country. Secondly, any who betrays the crew should be considered a bug. All are welcome…but none may leave. That is the reality of the crew you joined Jimbei. Hold up your part of the bargain.
I drew my Tachi (60cm) from my back as I faced him. The air growing visibly colder as the tension in the room began to strain.
Me: Surrendering is an option Jimbei. You and I go quite far back you know? I’m willing to turn a blind eye to this. Besides, you can always free them after the Wedding.
Jimbei: I wouldn’t say two years is a long time and you know I wouldn’t surrender. Syrup, would you really not let this go? I know you care for the boy, even if not directly but through someone else-
His posture changed as his right foot stepped back, getting into a more defensive posture. He knew I was a more offense oriented fighter…probably hoping to find blindspots in my attacks. Really meaningless but this way he’ll last longer. Shame, I really didn’t want to hurt him. Nicest and most honorable fisherman I’ve ever met…and also a future Straw Hat member.
Me: I needed a stretch anyway. Maybe putting you in a cell for a couple of years will bring you back to your senses. You know Mama really loves Fishman, don’t you? The Sun Pirates’ being under her is one of her biggest accomplishments.
Jimbei: I do, and it is honestly an insult to us. The reason the Sun Pirates have been subservient to the Big Mom crew was for Fishman Island’s protection. A curse in which you indirectly lead to us…I never blamed you but what your words said was put into action. We were never given a choice.
The honorable whale shark looked at Luffy, this time in a different light than before.
Jimbei: We no longer need a protector nor an Emperor. Through Luffy’s adventure in our home, we came to the decision that Fishman Island stands united. United with each other as well as the world.
He casually mentioned the plans they had for making contact with the World Government. Hmmm…not so good at keeping secrets are you Jimbei?
Jimbei: We no longer require the services your crew has been providing us with these last two years. I graciously thank all you have sacrificed and done but now…I wish to join the Straw Hats!
Shame, really. I was able to change so much of Canon but it seems like the loveable and bouncy Fishman would be sticking with the idiot after all. Truthfully said I wanted him to join me or at least Whitebeard so when the time comes, we could be together again. While I’ll never admit it, I did enjoy his company whenever I went down for a trip in Fishman Island as he was one of the only people who didn’t treat me differently due to my status as a daughter of Big Mom or my strength.
He rushed me as I casually deflected his strikes with my own. Once again, I mimicked his movements, strike for strike. We were even in fight…the only difference being he was trying to push me back whereas I was simply toying with him for now.
Advertisement
Jimbei: 6000 POUND TILE STR—
I switched up my style the moment he pulled out a mediocre trump card as I grabbed his robes and pulled him down. As he began to lose his balance, I brought up my right knee as hard as I can directly into his face.
*CRACK!!*
Me: Hand to hand combat was never my forte but it serves as a good warm-up, doesn’t it Jimbei? I’m sure you feel the same way.
Wiping the blood of his cheeks and nose, the Whaleshark rose once more, a bit unsteady, but ready to fight again.
Me: Surrender now Jimbei. In face of our…friendship? For our friendship I’m willing to overlook your actions and forget everything you’ve said up until now.
The fisherman stood his ground. His body unsteady but his mind and determination unwavering. For some reason, this was giving me some very bad vibes. Wasn’t this what happened with Fujitora? Of course, Jimbei was much weaker than the admiral but the feeling I was receiving from my observation was beginning to piss me off from their similarity.
*sccchhhiiinnng*
Me: Last warning Jimbei.
I drew my Tanto. I’m sure it wouldn’t matter if he joins the Strawhats later on missing a limb or two. After all, there’s Shanks, Kidd, and even Crocodile to consider. One more armless guy wouldn’t change the story.
I teleported behind me before I flipped him over up shoulder, the snow limbs holding him from resisting or moving.
*CRACCKKK*
The floor shattered as I slammed Jimbei onto the floor. I didn’t waste time as I followed up with a haki filled punch directly into his gut.
Jimbei: *cough*
Me: Supreme Will
The room exploded into pink as my aura delivered directly into Jimbei. The chandeliers above the room shattered before falling onto the ground, the mirrors cracking and the candles going out.
Jimbei grimaced as he
Nami: Waiiitttt!
Ignoring that loud screeching girl I dropped my blade onto his arm when a specific name caught my interest.
Nami: LOLA! LOLA Told me to tel you!!!
Lola. Lola my foolish yet loving sister. My weak sister who escaped from the crew to form her own, The Rolling Pirates, only to be soundly defeated by Gecko Moria and be trapped in Thriller Bark forever.
I kept my blade on Jimbei as a warning before looking up to face the Strawhat’s navigators.
Me: She should have stayed silent and enjoy her life in peace. What business did she have with you?
Nami: uhhh, Uhhh-
Me: If it’s something stupid like ‘she told me she wants you to be a good girl and release you’ then I’ll kill Jimbei here and now.
Nami: UUHHHH…UHHH
Me: Spit it out already. What did she say?
The orange haired pirate took in a deep breath before beginning possibly one of the most siscon lines of all.
Nami: This is what she told me to say if I ever met you. Syrup! I’ve been catching up on how you’re doing through the News. But really, be careful! Destroying Naapa Island all by yourself? There’s a limit on how reckless you can be. And also why did you face off against the Whiteboard pirates alone? You almost gave me a heart attack with that!
I left in order to escape being a puppet for Mama and that giant Loki but every time I see the news about you doing something ridiculous I’m tempted to come back just o smack you on then head to get some common sense in you!
Advertisement
Other than that, I’m glad to know you’re doing well though. Make sure you stay away from boys, male, men, anyone with both X & Y chromosomes, and guys.
Also, this is Yami by the way. Her and her crew led by the rubber guy saved us from Moria! I’m sure you were worried when you heard about that.
Anyway, I’ll be going now. Hopefully to reunite with some of my connections in the Blues. I’m thinking of leaving the Grandline altogether and find some peace.
Stay safe and make sure to stay away from boys! Just tell your brother if you ever do.
Your loving sister, and obviously the best, Lola
Me: … I only found two flaws in that. First is that there’s no way you could have memorized that over the span of who knows how long word for word. Even if you are a navigator and good at memorizing things, nobody should memorize a conversion like that.
Second, sis Lola was not as overprotective and humorous or confident like it seemed in that. In other words, either this entire thing is faked or you added in improvisation.
Nami: Wait, wait! Okay, I admit that I forgot a few sentences so I added in what I thought she said. But we really did save her! A Pirate’s Honor! I saved your family…now spare mine.
For someone so weak and stuck in an undesirable position, I had to give it to her for having the guts. She glared at me with unyielding eyes with determination to see through this. Where did that pitiful women just moments ago go?
Ahh…I see. So this is her determination, her will.
But calling upon my honor…now that’s just unfair isn’t it? It was, after all, honor that made the supernovas to fall under Big Mom’s rule; honor that made Sakazuki spare Kuzan and so much more.
Me: A Pirate’s honor huh?
I lifted that blade from Jimbei’s neck. I guess I could let it happen. I didn’t really have much to lose from letting them go. No one from the family knew I was here anyway along with the fact that the crew’s problems would soon not be mine as well.
Me: Fine.
I stood up, dusted off some battle debris, before walking off and leaving the pirates in shock.
Me: Consider the debt repaid in full.
POV Jimbei
There were many instances where I was close to death but I think this one takes the cake. My fight with Ace-kun had been even in ability and skills and it was only after so long did both of us collapse out of exhaustion as well as succumbing to our injuries. Even then, we fell in the presence of Whitebeard so I was never in any true danger.
Directly leading on, my refusal to raise my hands against our savior, Whitebeard, caused the World Government to cancel my position as Warlord and came for me. I remember the Marines in great numbers and strength overwhelming me as they shackled me down into Impel Down. Perhaps it was the most fear I had felt as my destiny was unclear but it was nowhere close to seeing the shadow of death as I do now.
Syrup is something like a student…in a way. I had never truly taught her but she came to me to learn. This wasn’t the first time of us fighting but it had always been a spar between two Fishman Karate Masters. Never once was there bloodlust, blades, or anything like this before.
Laying down on the floor of the Chateau completely beaten; numerous cuts all over the arms and torso, my left leg twisted in an uneven angle and the general pain of her Devil Fruit in general. Not to mention having the blade almost cut through my arm as well as threaten to do the same to my throat. I was honestly surprised that my organs did not rupture or collapse from her final shot. Perhaps it was a blessing that my Whalesharks had more fat in the stomach area to cushion bludgeoning blows.
Luffy: Jimbei, are you alright?!!
Nami: *shiveeerr* She’s so scary!
Me: I must thank you though Nami. I do not know if she really would have continued should you not have stopped her but nevertheless you have saved all of our lives here.
I painfully stood up as I began gathering the water around the room. It wasn’t much but it should be enough to cancel out the Devil Fruit powers in the book holding them.
Me: Now step back from the bars. It’s time to set you free.
Law: …I’ll patch you up after this.
Me: That would be very appreciated. Tidal Wave!!
POV Syrup
It didn’t feel good to do Jimbei like that nor harming the Straw Hats. Of course I didn’t feel bad about it either but it was more like…a waste.
An Act. At this point that was all it was.
Soon. Very soon I would leave this land under the chaos created. I’ve waited for this day for too long…ever since I had heard the call of the ocean, for adventure. I had to wait and wait and wait. Sit and train patiently as the stars align themselves to the perfect position. It was almost there with all the pieces exactly where I wanted them.
Strawhats, Sun Pirates, Supernovas, my brothers and sisters…and soon even Mama herself.
But for now, I would need to continue acting like nice loyal Syrup, the Sweet Commander. The reliable and powerful puppet of Charlotte Linlin. It’s too close, I can’t let it fall now.
I signaled a homie on the side to my call as I gave set the final piece in order.
Me: Gather my forces here and lead them to sis Smoothie while I join ‘Rook' Gang Bege.
The Homie nodded before running off to carry on my orders. I wasn’t planning on changing what the Straw Hats would do here and Law wouldn’t cause much trouble anyway.
As the Wedding Cake gets destroyed and all hell breaks loose…
Me: Freedom is within my grasp
With that, I climbed the chateau to where the Wedding would be held. Scouting the perimeter already knowing that cannon fodder enemies would try and break through and ruin the wedding; blissfully and so pitifully unaware of the fate that awaits them.
Me: It’s your lucky day Pudding. You ought to enjoy it…if you can that is.
Lucky day indeed. The day in which the biggest tragedy only second to Roger’s invasion on Whole Cake Chateau was about to occur after all. I don’t know how enjoyable it would be for her whether she chooses to love Sanji or not but it would sure as hell be a memorable night.
Advertisement
- In Serial20 Chapters
The Divine Works
The world was prophesied to end at 2012, on December 12th. It did, in a way, just not the way people thought. On December 12th, when the clocks read 12 all the way across, a new God appeared and demanded the world submit to him. Many years later, the world has changed into what he designed it, with people who are loyal to him and live in the peace he has created. His children and grandchildren create the pantheon.However, none is more feared that his Grandson Aleksandor, the God of Madness. Who's task given to him upon reaching adulthood was to punish the sinners in hopes they may repent and one day be reborn so they may try again for a better life. All his divine life, Aleksandor has known the bitter cold of hate and fear. No mortal prays to him, the evil God. They all, no matter the person, completely shun him. Until Alyson is born. Her life has not been an easy one. Not many know that her birthday coincides on that of the ""Evil"" Gods. Not may know that he has blessed her with a gift. Her parents have done everything they can to make her forsake this God, but nothing has worked. As her marriage day draws near, and the insanity that is her family gets worse, she turns to the one God she knows can hear her prayers, and will answer. But her wish comes with a price. Will it be able to save not only her, but the ""Evil"" God as well, or will they all down spiral into madness?
8 171 - In Serial44 Chapters
For Grass and Glory
Being old is difficult. But losing the love of your life to natural selection and being left in the dirt is even harder. Join Walton in his final journey as he figures out if his principals are just as important when there is nothing left to lose. Combating hypocrisy, youth, bad diet practises and a general lack of respect towards humanity, Walton's struggles are the true adventure of the everyday man. A story about unlikely friendship, being old, unexpected beauty, and the obsession of kicking a round leather ball in the best way possible. A story about a new world, and its possibilities. A story about the grass, and let us hope, a small bit of glory? Author note: This is a project of mine I started in 2016 and recently been writing for again. Writing for me is something I love to do, but can't always find the time for. This is also the reason I have not finished (or come close to) Ethereal Space yet. I get distracted. I started this novel intending to create something else, to break a bit with the current go to's story wise in the litRPG or virtual reality communities. So, this is my attempt at "Something different" I would love feedback or just your general opinion. But most of all, I hope it entertains. Enjoy!
8 165 - In Serial33 Chapters
Binary of Life and Death
Monsters, gold, chaos, glory, adventure, what more could attract two of the greatest players of all time to Sugarea, the most popular MMORPG of its time. But everyone makes errors, and unfortunate for these two brilliant players, they have made the grave mistake of not actually sleeping like normal humans and missed out on the very moment the new Dark Legion update would take effect. Or did they? They wake in what seems familiar yet not, but they soon realize their predicament. They are inside their game avatar's bodies! A half-Demon and a Dragonoid are now struggling with more than just power, these two men have to find their new purpose and calling in a completely different world. Will they concur it like ordinary land or will they enlighten the planet into equality? Do figures pull strings in the dark or is everything open to the public eye? Nothing is certain except the unknown, and nothing is ever as it seems... This is an Isekai story, as such, some parts may sound either cliché or similar to others, but I assure you, I tried to prevent that. To make it known, I took quite a lot of inspiration from the light novel/anime Overlord, but that doesn't mean it's a direct rip-off of it. You'll find there to be quite the amount of differences. Just a little heads up as well, you should expect irregular uploads, as it takes me a long time to write each chapter. I am currently trying for once every other week on Sundays around 10:00 A.M. Chapters are usually 7k words and up, with the longest (chapter 3) being 10.3k words. So, if you like to sit down and read a long chapter every two weeks at 10:00 A.M. EST on Sundays, then you can waste your time here! Small disclaimer: Profanity is far and few between, and mostly used by side characters, rarely the main character. When something with gore happens, I describe to the best of my ability, which will only get better the longer I write this... :) Small cuts between perspectives happen, and can hide what some characters do, which will be revealed in future chapters, I'm not that lazy... all the time... There are some parts that are long blocks of text, most, if not all, of them, are characters talking, but I try not to info dump. I know one of the tags says "Psychological", and for the most part, it is, but it's not as prominent as other stories, instead, it's more hidden and scattered, but I did try to make the pieces I did reveal all fit together. Cover art is bound to be changed when I have a good picture to use, so the Yin-Yang is a placeholder for now unless yall wanna gimme something to use *wink wink nudge nudge*. So yeah, please give it a try, as I have nothing better to do with my life, and I am banking solely off of a career in literature and am hoping that I can create a story that can actually be called something more than a child's imagination running wild. The eventual and inevitable end to the story won't be for a long while, at least till chapter 40 or so. I have thought long and hard about the message and themes at play, so I hope you, the reader (who has some amazing hair btw), can enjoy and partake on this adventure with me into my dark empty pit of an imagination.
8 168 - In Serial29 Chapters
Paul Lahote x Reader
A girl, y/n faces the difficulties that come with moving to a new town. Well at least she has her cousin Jacob and his friends to hang with!Paul, one of Jacobs friends seems especially keen of the new face in town and will go to any length to protect her. But he has a secret he's not ready to share yet as he try's to protect y/n from the mysteries and dangers of his life and the town they live in.(I'm terrible at descriptions but probably better at writing(hopefully) any ways hope you give it a chance and like it!)
8 412 - In Serial7 Chapters
Dick Grayson one-shots
Batfam and Birdflash, Brothers and Bothers. Teams and Missions. Criminals and Villians. Cops and Vigilantes. All One shots about the original boy wonder Dick Grayson aka, Robin/Nightwing.The artwork is all mine. And if you are wondering the cover is Dick Grayson with his daughter Mar'i Grayson.
8 77 - In Serial23 Chapters
brightest star(Completed)
Siddharth nigam is a singer his father is a businessman doesn't support his this carrier avneet Kaur is his assistant see how love developed between them
8 92

