《Glitched! Uplift Arc》CHAPTER 8 GLITCHED! Nigel…Nigel…
Advertisement
POV - [Totally Awesome Dude]
I opened the door.
A fuzzy ethereal wispy ball of light or energy floated in.
I felt a sense of déjà vu. I had seen this before, I knew it.
it shimmered.
I looked at it blankly as it twirled and spun on the spot. This was Nige?
“You’re the Wisp from my dream!”
Abruptly the temperature dropped. Oops, looks like I've inadvertently offended it with the very first thing I said.
All the twinkle had vanished from its tone.
“Uhh, sorry man.” I wondered at it’s bizarre descriptor of me. Maybe a um-an was slang for a rude person or something. It twirled a couple of times, brightening up.
The brightness deepened. Excitement was quickening the wi- the zorb’s spinning. I would need to retrain my brain to stop thinking of it as a wisp. In fact, I shouldn’t be calling it an it either. He was Nige. Proud bearer of a strong male proper noun.
he continued.
“Ahh…” I hesitated. “Who are you? And why should I be showing you my rewards? I mean we’ve only just, this very minute, met each other.”
He bobbled back in surprise.
He trailed off. he muttered.
I looked at him in fresh surprise. I was just bemoaning the lack of an introductory arc and here it turns out that there was one after all. And I had somehow missed it.
And I've missed character creation too! Oh no, my heart sank. This was bad, this was very bad. I knew how important character creation was. I had missed out on that absolutely unique opportunity to set up my new self. I took a deep breath. It’s not like I could just reroll another one either. Or could I?
“Okay. That's not so good.” I paused, taking another deep breath, “Perhaps we could start over?”
Advertisement
Ding. A new notification interrupted me. I let it manifest as my brain scrambled to recompile itself.
> >
I looked at Nige.
“What do you think of that?”
He wobbled uncertainly,
“No I meant… well, yes good, but I was actually referring to the Skill the System just offered.”
Duh, well obviously he couldn’t see my notifications. That's weird if he was my mentor and all. Perhaps I had to explicitly make them visible for others? I concentrated and he focused on the notice.
He settled into a somewhat teachery tone. I looked at him, waiting for some more information. This had the feeling that he was reading off his prompt sheet.
This was good info. But I had so many questions. If breathing was a Skill could anything be a Skill? That sounded totally bizarre. And if 60% of skills were grey what were the other gradings? Where did white skills fit in there? Did Skills tier up? And, I remembered my award; “Which are more important? - Skills or Stats?” and “How do I find out what Skills I have?”
He spun in amusement.
Hooray. There was a character sheet. I knew it. There had to be one. I just couldn’t work out how to make it appear. Somewhat sheepishly I asked. Straightway Nige responded.
>
He paused and flicked something away, flick,
Arrggghhh! I had so tried that already. I knew it. Multiple times in fact. Maybe I was glitched?
Anticipation and trepidation warred…
“SYSTEM REQUEST: Please display character sheet”
>NAME:
Totally Awesome Dude
[Blank]
>SPECIES:
>TIER:
Human
G
>XP:
>EXP:
1300
130/130
>LVL:
1
>CON:
60HP
[Expand]
>WIS:
15MP
[Expand]
>KAR:
30E
[Expand]
>LUC:
0.1
>SKILLS:
(Unlocked) (Hide]
Introspection
Breathing
(Active) [Hide]
None
[Hide all]
>PATHS:
Nasal Prospector Class (Pending acceptance)
Advertisement
>PERKS:
Gallifreudian Slip (Pending acceptance)
>TITLES:
Pertinacious (Pending acceptance)
>AWARDS:
Atelophobia Award (Pending acceptance)
And my name was ‘Totally Awesome Dude’?
???
What on earth?
I turned to my ‘mentor,’ so-called. “Why is my name ‘Totally Awesome Dude’?”
He twitched somewhat erratically.
“No, I most definitely did not!”
“My name is Nigel. Nigel Tait.”
‘Nige’ froze for half a second.
“I named you Nige? Why on earth would I do that? That’s my name. You… You… you name thief!”
I was spluttering with rage. I was vaguely aware that this was somewhat stupid and that previously I had thought it quite cool that we had the same name. I mean what were the odds? But now, he didn’t just have the same name as me. He had ‘my’ name and I had this stupid juvenile phrase of a name. After all I had experienced over the last hour or so, the dramatic upheaval, the rewriting of all I thought was immutable with the universe. The system uplifting me, gifting me my new healthy body. It was suddenly all too much. I wanted my name. It was all I had left of my old me. And my family. Even my last name was gone. I felt severed from my family in a way I hadn’t up until now. I was furious. I could feel myself turning incandescent as my emotions boiled over. This smarmy fizzle-pop… [Ding] of a…
> >
I mashed down on [Yes] with a vengeance.
Advertisement
- In Serial215 Chapters
Electrified: An Apocalypse Litrpg
When the end of the world struck, Elysia was already dead. Amid widespread destruction, collapsing cities, and dangerous creatures, strange lightning struck her grave. Rejuvenated by the violet lightning, life returned to her broken body, bringing with it changes. Thrust into a violent and dangerous new world, Elysia must find a way to harness the lightning in her veins or die. New Chapters Monday-Friday 2-3k words each. Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge
8 630 - In Serial62 Chapters
Though the Heavens Should Fall
An action packed twist on Xianxia from the author of The Iron Teeth.The Heavenly Empire expands ever onward. Its loyal and disciplined soldiers march forth to conquer and destroy all of humanity’s enemies while its priests preach the word of the Archon, the long-ago ascended incarnation of God.Verus is a simple young temple ward whose natural talents have earned him a chance to travel to the provincial capital and learn to cultivate ki among the disciples of the Great Wind Sect. Competition is fierce within the sect, but immortality and incredible power await those that triumph.However, nothing is as it seems. Hungry spirits lurk at the edges of reality, treacherous forces swear themselves to dark gods, and there are even greater threats. Evidence of an ancient injustice lies within Verus’s own soul, making him the key to secrets that many will stop at nothing to keep hidden.
8 93 - In Serial35 Chapters
Heretic King
The world ends, game system is invoked, yada yada. After the system set by God causes Thomas Crowe to go crazy, he swears he will kill God, thus getting deemed a Heretic. How will the story go from there? Will he slay God or will he die trying to resist?Mature cause curse words will be used and sex scenes described.. More tags as the story develops.There is references and terms used from other stories. I will link the references If I feel it's not as obviousIf you can give me your opinions in the comments it's my first time writing and I'd love some feedback.Credits to Yang_God_Of_Games_And_Power for the cover!
8 215 - In Serial36 Chapters
Recovery of a Life
The prince of a kingdom was erased from the world. His very existence an enigma. Follow Xopil as he forces his life into a world that refuses to acknowledge his presence. I tried to write a novel without including all the standard things you find in certain genres, or if it is included, I hope it's at least a fresh take on it, this includes me breaking the fourth wall, probably too much. I'm wondering if that helped with humor at all, and also reconsidering if that should be a part of the story. I'm going to be rewriting every chapter at this point... and that chapter I'm extremely disappointed with could likely be deleted if not redone entirely. Now that this story is marked 'completed', I'll be going through each chapter and fleshing out the story a bit, as I found it severely lacking, and I've been saying to myself "I could have done more with that." way more often than I should be. And that speaks to my own dissatisfaction with my writing. I make no warranty-express or implied-as to the quality of these chapters, or the story as a whole. Cover art by Roman Valeyev
8 105 - In Serial7 Chapters
Project: Massacre
Due to deadly pollution, Zayne lives inside a mountain on Pluto. He must take the Pluto Placement Test, or PPT, to determine his future. One week later, he gets the PPT results back and he is placed into an unexpected job field. He must straddle his new job, care for his sister, and solve the mystery behind Pluto's pollution...he may find out that the stakes are higher than he could have ever imagined.
8 108 - In Serial38 Chapters
Upheaval
Born in a world devoid of hope, Zhu Long’s only aspiration in life was to sate his hedonistic desires. His impulsive routine comes to an unexpected end when a capricious deity offers him a chance to be remade into something greater. Upon accepting its proposal, Zhu is transported to a world that is even more violent and absurd than the one he left. Leading an army nearly as monstrous as his new body, Zhu vows to ascend to the heavens and become a god—no matter how many bodies he has to climb over to get there. Cover art drawn by Spaghettibastard.
8 203

