Our story begins with an ordinary young man, fucking something up. While loading the dishwasher, he fumbles a plate and slips.

"Oh shitnizzle!"

With his final words uttered, our young hero leaves this earthy plane behind, having hit his head on the ground. As his soul leaves his body he perceives a golden voice talking to him. How is a voice gold? Fuck you, that's how.

"It is not your fate to perish here today, but you cannot stay here. What type of world would you like to be transmigrated to?"

Naturally, our hero responded in an entirely refined way. Having spent many years reading webnovels had prepared him for this moment, besides, can a soul even panic without a brai-

"WHAT THE FUCK!? DID I JUST DIE!!? WHAT A STUPID WAY-- No… what about my family, I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT HAVING SAID GOODBYE, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY PARENTS IN MONTHS!! I SPENT SO MUCH TIME CULTIVATING MY LIFE, I…"

Huh, I guess souls don't work like that. As our hero continued to rant at the world, the automated system, for that is the identity of the golden voice, picked up on a keyword our hero proclaimed.

"You have chosen a 'cultivating' world, World ID #13678091 has been selected. Indigenous world designation "Pangea"."

"Huh? I didn't pick anyth-"

Undaunted by our hero the system continued.

"You will be compensated for your lost fate and potential on this world.

Fate: Public servant

Potential: Low-Mid

The system will now present "John Doe" with the following compensations.

Fate: Cultivator

No matter what you do, you are now more than likely to become a cultivator of some sort.

Potential: Low-High

On a scale of 1-9, you are now a 3.

Identity Change: Fang Hu

Any time you now think of or say your name, it is now Fang Hu. There is no "Fang" Clan in Pangea, but you can rest assured that no one will care if you simply tell them that you do not know why you are named as you are and there is no "Fang" Clan.

Power: Status Check

You can now check various conditions and parameters of people and objects. Note that this is only information and in no way influences the world of "Pangea".

Power: Glossary

This provides various information about what you've encountered. Included is a Map, Character Roster, Bestiary, Location Index, and Technique catalog.

Power: Understanding

You are now able to feel the intent of what someone wrote, said, or did.

Power: Theoretical Test

You are now able to tell what a cultivation method would do if cultivated as understood.

We hope that these boons will help you in your new life. Remember, there are plenty of people who have reincarnated in every world, they are just not allowed to talk about it."

Without much ado, Hu materialized in an open field in who knows where.

*New location discovered: Wonton Fields"

Without much ado, Hu Materialized in Wonton Fields. Caught in the emotions of a man who just lost his entire life, it takes Hu a few seconds before he is able to say anything. It takes him noticing that he is now some form of Asian to snap out of his funk. What form he doesn't know, as there are none of the countries he grew up with around on Pangea. All he knows is that his hair is now black, his skin is paler, and his dick is the same size. Which is a shame, he wouldn't mind that growing.

"My name is Fang Hu."

!!!

"MY NAME IS FANG HU!"

"Sigh, I guess they wouldn't want me to be able to say tha-"

"Can't say that either, huh? Guess that's fair."

"Geeze, why couldn't they focus on the 'fuck'? I wouldn't mind being in a 'fuck' world."

"Status"