《Gamer's Guide to Waking up as a Dinosaur》34: The Butt Hole
Advertisement
I have a confession to make. I was just a little afraid of those mandibles that the beetle had. So much so that I—very carefully—pried the beetle free of the hole I’d locked it in, and made sure to grapple it when it was out.
It was already quite clear to me that my weight was more than the creatures could handle, so when I had the beetle trapped underneath me, angrily snapping its pincers, I did the best thing I could think of.
I grabbed them by the base with my mouth and snapped them off his head.
A loud high-pitched tone accompanied my actions, and after the deed was done, I managed to hook a claw under the hard shell covering his wings—the elytra. I popped open the blue menace’s elytra covering and tore out the wings.
I actually felt a little bad about everything I’d done to him.
Then again, he did try to crush my lungs just because I slipped down a hill into his home.
Hey, I get that somebody bursting in your front door is kind of spooky, but do I pull out a katana, and go ham on the guy without a second thought?
...
Maybe.
But most likely, if that guy looked super confused, like he’d just fallen through the floor of the apartment above me, we’d have a discussion first.
A nice, calm discussion.
And nobody would try and kill the other person.
Probably.
Then again, what can you expect from uncivilized dimwits like this?
So, while he was now unable to fly, and unable to bite, I got off of him and crouched down to hide from him, letting him walk around for a minute.
Your [Grapple] Skill has leveled up. It is now level 2.
The beetle moved his elytra a couple of times, as though trying to free his wings underneath. He didn’t seem to understand that his wings were gone before he started to walk around the cliff. Then it seemed to hit him as he collapsed near the edge.
Advertisement
The guy investigated the bodies of the other beetles for a minute, while I watched, then saw the light above us. As he started wandering towards the bridge instead of staying in the area, I sneaked up towards him, and kicked him back towards the wall.
You can’t leave yet. I’m not done with you!
I grappled the beetle once again, awkward as it was to do with my hands, and sort of drag-carried him back to the hole. It was time to go. This guy needed to heal, and even though I'd been drinking blood, my stomach was somehow grumbling for food now.
So as I entered backward, which was a lot more awkward than you might think, I plugged up the exit with his exit.
Heh.
Now he’d be trapped for me to come back and play more with, and nothing could come through the other side if it had been planning on it.
This is an order! You and your family must lay witness to the genus of the dino species! You're in my kingdom now, my domain!
Though, one of those bees could probably fit through the extra space in the hole with ease, if they wanted to.
I made my way back to the front of the cave, noticing that the outside world was still light out.
But man was I exhausted. That physical exercise had left me quite tired. And even the thought of finding something to scavenge seemed like a chore, let alone having to kill something.
Plus, I needed to keep an eye on the watering hole during the day for when Rex came back.
I wonder what he’s up to now.
Well anyway, I made my way back to the front room, moving agonizingly slowly until I could finally stand up. As I stepped onto the leafy floor, my stomach grumbled again.
Advertisement
It was still dark as I entered my room. I’d probably mess up my sleep cycle if I went out at this point, but it just might be worth it.
But then a tantalizing scent floated through the air.
It was familiar.
My eyes were still adjusting to the darkness, but I looked around. The room was almost completely empty.
Almost.
Pterocelaur Wing
This wing once belonged to a prince of the sky, but it was severed with a powerful attack.
Atop the natural rocky table in the center of the poorly furnished room sat two crisp Pterocelaur wings. They were simply laying there, as though waiting for my arrival.
Huh. Mr. Dwayne, did you order delivery?
Well, even if the rock had been so considerate of me, I highly doubt any driver would be able to find this address, though.
Must’ve been the wind.
Never one to turn down a free meal, I stomped on over to the food, leaning forward and preparing to take a huge bite.
Wait…
Aha! Now I knew where these must’ve come from. Carefully, I looked around the room, squinting. Last time, this had been nearly impossible.
So I decided to walk around tapping the wall, instead. I ran my hands along it, letting the sounds guide me in the shadows.
Click. Click. Click.
My claws bounced off the rocky surface as I continued to survey the area the best I could. My feet swished over the leafy floor, and I appreciated the fruits of my efforts to decorate the small area.
Click. Click.
Maybe I was wrong. Maybe Dwayne really had gotten takeout. Maybe--
Squish.
Oh. Nope. I was right.
I grinned.
Oh, my little gorlen friend, did you really think you could hide from me? No trick works on me twice!
The fuzzball turned around, looking up at me with large, dark eyes. His expression was a mixture of worry and… was that a smile?
Advertisement
- In Serial144 Chapters
Poison God’s Heritage
"There is a thin line between poison and medicine, and I shall make you dance on it!"
8 979 - In Serial17 Chapters
Alternative Reality Vol. 1
Note: Sadly, all things must come to an end and Volume 1 has been officially completed. Since I have now published the whole volume on amazon and enrolled it into KDP select, I can no longer keep the book uploaded on other platforms as per their requirements. Apologies for the inconvenience. If, by any chance, you'd like to support me there, you can find the book here: https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B07MRDFR7V What do you do when life‘s got you hunched on the ground, crying and screaming for your mother? When negativity and black humor is the only entertainment you‘re getting? You run away to a different world, of course! And it just so happened that one such world was available and open for the downtrodden and distraught. Alternative Reality - a virtual reality platform with a suspiciously unoriginal name, already established as the most life-like experience one could spend their time on and Luke had plenty of time to spare. Now? He’s more than just Luke, the social outcast. Now, he’s also Wail - a lunatic magician who plays with fire without the mental aptitude or sense of responsibility necessary to safely handle it. Add in a petty and spiteful character and the conditions for mayhem are fully satisfied. Join now and witness his adventures, while the world around burns with more than a bit of fault falling upon his downward sloping shoulders. Disclaimer! The book contains morally ambiguous choices, violence, arson, vandalism, unnecessarily satirical portrayal of religious zealotry, profanity, background forced labor that looms dangerously close to slavery and much, much more.
8 69 - In Serial11 Chapters
Riftworlds Online Book 1: Space Opera
Riftworlds Online is an action-packed ride that combines Escape from New York and Tron in an epic adventure spanning worlds of Space Opera, Fantasy, the Old West, Post-Apocalypse, Cyberpunk, Steampunk, and Super Heroes. In 2028 Riftworlds Online is the most popular virtual reality MMORPG game ever. A week after its release, millions are playing in a game that spans seven unique universes. But now people can’t log out. And when they die in the game, they die in real life. In prison for manipulating real-world currency through VR-MMORPGs, gamer Rick Danburg just wants to serve out his sentence in peace. But the President’s daughter is trapped in the game. Secret Service agents drag Rick before the President who offers him a deal: a full pardon for finding her and keeping her alive until people on the outside get Riftworlds back under control. That will be much harder than he is prepared for.
8 191 - In Serial20 Chapters
War, Honor and Vengeance
In a world where there is no right or wrong, justice and injustice, good or evil, it is the world where only the strong persists while the weak slaves. A world filled with lies, treachery and betrayal. There is no two way. Only one way. One way to either Hell or Heavens. Some call it Destiny, some call it Providence, others call it The God’s Will. But I call it Fate. My arch-nemesis. Something so invisible, out-of-reach and strong, that no matter how much you fight, there seems no end. But tell me, will you succumb to your fate, as others rise on it. Tell me, will you let your family, your children, your wives be slaughtered and slaved on this so-called Fate. No. War. In a world where lives are nothing more than livestock, either you rise up and rule in passion or go down in flames. Will you stay mum and accept this so-called Fate and be slaughtered by your enemies, or will you rise up. Wealth, fame, fortune, desires are not ever-lasting. Only War is eternal. Vengeance. In a world where with no rights and wrong, the weak would be preyed upon while the strong will wreak havoc. But, will you accept your fate of being weak…. No. You rise up and exact revenge for all the wrongs done to you. You rise for Vengeance. Honor. Honor… something which runs deep within our blood, but yet forgotten in dust. Something, so intangible, so frail, yet so over-powering. Villains justify it as useless, Lords deem it as unnecessary and Kings mock it as worthless, but yet, it flows ever so deeply within. Deeply… like our thirst of wealth and power. Without this so-called useless, worthless and unnecessary piece of intangible force, we, as Knights are nothing but mere foot soldiers. So, rise up! Rise Up! RISE UP, my Knights. For War! For Vengeance! For Honor!!!! ………………………………………………………… The release rates are going to be a bit sloppy with my college entrance exams upcoming, so please don’t be angry, my avid readers. I also want to inform you that my college entrance exams are coming up and so, I wont be making regular updates like Im doing now and the chapters will generally be around 1.5-1.7k. Along with that, Im inclined to inform you that, the story will be progressing slowly, so be ready to wait. The promised release date will be every Tuesday, generally at 7:00pm (IndianST) and there will be a guarantee of 7 chapters per week. Not one bit less but if you want more, well ...well...
8 145 - In Serial18 Chapters
It All Ended To Start Up Again (A Glitchtale Multi-Ship Story)
Their once were three siblings who are Copper, Agate, and Amber Lightvale, Copper and Agate watched their mother died after giving birth to Amber but their father death is unknown to them but with their mother's death that didn't stop them from raising their little sister. Copper, the male determination soul Trait and his twin sister Agate, the Bravery soul trait raised their little sister and as time grew on making happy memories they so discover that Amber has a two-traited soul of Kindness and Integrity but that's when the things between the siblings changed forever Agate and Copper argue over setting the monsters free and not Agate challenges Copper and said that if Copper wins they will break the barrier, coexist with monsters and break the rules our king left for us and if she won they will not break the barrier, they will not coexist with monsters and break the rules our king left for us. "So will you Fight me". After they fought Coppers determination came out victorious and Agate after feeling humiliated lost her bravery and fled out of the scene later she returned to her twin brother and little sister but she was different and after that no ones knows to this day what happen with the siblings or where the youngest went, and with so much time pasting new determination souls only one at a time but there was one born but that one frees the monsters and someone who was long forgotten returns a different person. This all happened for a reason, read to find out.This story contains:CursingShips you may not likeFictional backstory's I made for some characters in the storyI do not own any of these characters or the AU Glitchtale they all go to their respective ownersI also do not own the cover of this book it goes to It's respective ownerGore,Sadness and Fear
8 94 - In Serial5 Chapters
SkepHalo Stuff [Discontinued]
Very OOCAnd AngstBoyHalo, I will probably write a lot of BadBoyHalo angst.Please read this I get off on reads.
8 92

