《Auntie toasts the VRMMORPG》9. Central Bank Robby
Advertisement
Flora felt as if someone seized her nose and pulled her through a tornado by it. Before she could analyze what was happening, it was already over, and she found herself in a warehouse.
While she oriented herself, a blue box appeared:
You entered the scenario 'Central Bank Robbery'. This scenario was not started by your party. You may choose one quest option.
Option 1:
Quest: Join the Central Bank Robbery
Description: Join the main party and raid the Central Bank.
Possible rewards: Fame and fortune
Possible penalties: Reputation loss with the Central Bank, prison time
Difficulty: A
Option 2:
Quest: Law and Order - the Central Bank
Description: Prevent the heist and apprehend the gangsters.
Possible rewards: Reputation gain with the Central Bank, Money
Possible penalties: Nothing, getting implicated in the Crime (see above)
Difficulty: A
'Oh, no, no, no! I want money from the bank but not like this. How can I exit?'
"BLEAMTO Central Bank TOBLEAM!"
"This zone doesn't support beaming."
"Exit scenario!"
Nothing happened.
"Abort mission!"
The doors of a black minivan opened and four people ran towards her. One guy even pointed a gun at her. Flora held up her hands reflexively.
"What are you doing here?" the tallest of them, a black-haired guy with a Mediterranean complexion, yelled in a french accent.
"Well, it was an accident." Flora was out of her depth on how to explain the situation. Therefore she kept it simple. "A piano fell on my son."
"Let's shoot her!" a wiry guy yelled. His twitchy gun hand made Flora nervous.
"Don't be *bleep*ing stupid, *bleep*head!" hissed a blond woman with arching eyebrows. "When she respawns, she will call the cops on us!"
"And whose fault is it she landed here?" the twitchy guy interjected. "Didn't Chef tell you to change the scenario name to something unique?"
"Central Bank Robby instead of Central Bank Robbery is pretty unique!" Mrs. Bitchy snapped back.
Mr. Twitchy and Mrs. Bitchy had french accents as well.
"I choose Option 2," Flora said. 'Because I must stop all Frenchman, I mean robbers, I must stop all robbers!'.
"What option two?" the tall one asked.
"You will let me go, of course!" Flora improvised. "I don't know your names, so I have nothing to tell the police. I don't even have a mobile to call them.'
"Can't you read?" the chubby fourth girl asked while chewing gum. She pointed at her massive chest, where a badge was attached.
Flora focused on the badge.
Nickname: Bubble-Gum Bubble-Fairy
Level: 2
Class: Driver
Clan: StrikerDesHauteurs
"Oh, thanks, that's helpful." Then Flora checked the other badges, while the gang continued berating each other. They all belonged to the same clan, but Flora didn't care to remember the details. She checked her own badge too.
Real name: Flora Fluss
Nickname: Flowing Flowers
Level: 1
Class: none
Clan: none
Rating: F
"System, can you hear me?" Flora sent her thoughts out.
System to Flowing Flowers: "Yes."
Flowing Flowers to System: "Hide my real name, please."
Flora checked again. It had worked.
Flowing Flowers to System: "Please tell me how to exit the scenario."
System to Flowing Flowers: "You have expended your daily limit of system requests. Please raise your limit in the Cetviwos-Shop."
Flowing Flowers to System: "Are you kidding me? "
Advertisement
System to Flowing Flowers: "You have expended your daily limit of system requests. Please raise your limit in the Cetviwos-Shop."
"Stop that clamor!" Chef said, interrupting his colleagues. "We take her with us."
In no time, Flora's hands and feet were bound, and Mr. Twitchy threw her with great effort into the back area of the van. Mr. Chef and Bubble Fairy took the front seats, and Mr. Twitchy and Mrs. Bitchy joined her in the back.
Flora was disgusted by their amateurishness. They used shoelaces as bonds, and it would be much easier to let her enter the van by herself and then shackle her. She did not doubt her 36 LV strength could win against the thin laces. Furthermore, she had a blowtorch in her inventory. 'I just need an opportunity.'
Carefully, she memorized the location of her adversaries. Mrs. Bitchy sat to her right on the floor, leaning against the van and playing with a handheld device. Mr. Twitchy stared at her from the left, whirling the gun in his fingers. He had abysmal control and regularly dropped it, which prompted curses from Mrs. Bitchy. In the front seats, Bubble Fairy and Chef discussed something about escape routes.
Suddenly a blue box appeared.
RadGlory Flow invites you to his party.
Do you want to join?
(Y/N)
'This unfilial son of mine wants to throw a party when his mother gets abducted? Does he want to toast to my misfortune? What have I done wrong?' Flora furiously declined the invitation. The box vanished, but a second later, it reappeared.
RadGlory Flow invites you to his party.
Do you want to join?
(Y/N)
Flora forced herself to cool down because Mr. Twitchy had noticed her agitation and pointed his gun at her again.
'Maybe it's a rescue party? I should give my son a chance to explain himself.' This time she chose "Yes".
RadGlory Flow to Party: "Don't say anything out loud, Ma! Just think with the intention to broadcast it to the party."
Flowing Flowers to Party: "I don't know if I want to speak to you at the moment, let alone think to you!"
RadGlory Flow to Party: "It's all Hub's fault!"
RadBear Stone to Party: "Sorry, Auntie Flo! But the falling piano was kind of funny, right? Would you have preferred an anvil?"
Flowing Flowers to Party: "Okay, the prank was amusing, but why do you want to throw a party of all things? Please tell me how I can beam away instead of celebrating my bad luck!"
The chat was silent, but Flora could hear muffled laughter outside. She started coughing to cover it up. 'Imbeciles surround me! The Chef-guy seems to be the only half-competent person.'
"*Bleep*! There's someone else in the warehouse!" Chef said and left the car in a hurry. "Guard the captive! Bubble, and I will check the surroundings."
Mrs. Bitchy stood up to look through the window at the tailgate, which turned her back towards Flora.
'That's my chance!'
Flora focused on Mr. Twitchy's gun and fetched it via telekinesis. She sprang up, ripping her bonds and aimed for Mrs. Bitchy's head with the butt of the weapon. The woman heard her and turned, but Flora still managed to hit the side of the head, which turned out to be enough to drop her.
Advertisement
Mr. Twitchy had sprung up as well and lunged at Flora. This caused her to panic. She couldn't commit to shooting a human and froze. Fortunately, her instincts took up the slack, and as soon as Mr. Twitchy was in reach, she headbutted him. Mithril reinforced bones meet normal bones, and the former won.
Flora took a step back. Her head was spinning from the rapid events and possibly the headbutt. Frantically, she watched the two downed robbers. As soon as one of them tried to move, she smashed their heads with the gun again.
Now she noticed fighting sounds from outside. She ached to rescue her son and maybe Hub from Mr. Chef and the Bubble Fairy but reined herself. It would help them more if she prevented her two robbers from joining the fight by keeping an eye and a gun on them.
Flowing Flowers to Party: "Are you alright, darling?"
RadGlory Flow to Party: "You are asking ME? Of course, I am, what about you?"
When Robby answered, the adrenalin drained away, and she realized she was not okay.
The tailgate opened, and Robby looked into the van. Immediately she rushed in his arms and started sobbing.
"It was so horrible, sweetie. I almost shot them! I'm not a violent person! And I DID smash their heads!"
"It's fine, Ma. It's just a game. They can do nothing to harm you!" He patted her back.
"I'm not speaking about them hurting me! What do I care about some Frenchman, I mean criminals!" After letting Robby go, she looked him in the eyes. "I'm a Killer! I did this and this and then this..." She reenacted the fight by swishing her arms and head. "And then they dropped! But I didn't stop!"
"Ma..."
"I've got killing instincts!"
"Ma."
"Am I a danger to society?"
"Ma!"
"Video games lead to violence! I experienced it myself! We have to stop playing! We have to go out and pluck some flowers and sing happy songs! No, that kills the flowers! We have to plant some trees, and you have to sire kids to compensate for all the killing!"
Robby facepalmed. "I need some help here, Hub!"
The chubby blond knight had rounded up the robbers and shackled them to the bumper. "I'm doing all the work, why do you think you are the one needing assistance! But, sure, you're my best bro, I will always help you! So how can I lend you a hand?"
"Help me placate my mother!"
"Oh, sorry, I'm busy." Hub smiled apologetically and turned around fast to recheck the bonds.
"I have to call the police. Everything will be okay." Robby gave her a quick kiss before he put his hand on his badge, and his eyes glazed over.
Flora used the time to get a grip on her emotions. 'It's a game. It's just a game. Nobody was hurt. Everybody is fine.'
When he had finished the call, she was ready to ask about the party.
He explained to her a party was a group of players. In parties, their area of effect skills did not hurt the other members, they could locate each other on the map, and they could communicate telepathically. If you're not in a group, you could only message players directly when you were friends with them. By bumping the badges, you became friends.
Of course, Flora, Robby, and Hub took off their badges and knocked them together.
Do you want to befriend RadGlory Flow?
Which level of friendship do you want to have:
1 - light - Features: messaging
2 - regular - Features: messaging, telepathic messaging, and priority messaging
3 - tight - Features: the above and locating.
Without a second thought, Flora chose option 3. Then she looked at Robby threateningly. 'You better make the right decision, bucko.'
Their identical gazes met, and they grinned.
Nickname: RadGlory Flow
Level: 5 (208)
Class: Radiant Monk
Clan: Riverstones
Rating: S
Dungeon Rating: S
Relationship: Friends 3
Nickname: RadBear Stone
Level: 5 (207)
Class: Radiant Paladin
Clan: Riverstones
Rating: S
Dungeon Rating: S
Relationship: Friends 3
The Badge crash-course continued. They showed Flora how to use it for communication and explained what the public information meant.
Level: The maximum level of the zone capped is the first level value. The value in the brackets is the real level of the player.
Class: A class is something like a profession. You can gain them the easiest in the Cradle world. You can have as many as you want, but only one active class tree. Hub recommended that Flora researched this topic in the forums because it was a broad field, including hidden classes, specialized classes, legacy classes, and the hierarchical order of them.
Clan: Like-minded individuals banding together for a common goal. Riverstones was a clan but, at the same time, a part of the security company of Robert and Hubert.
Rating: This value is aggregated from the best subjects someone has. The display and rating feature in total could be disabled because many people hated to be judged on "every fart they let fly," as Hub phrased it.
Dungeon Rating: One of the subjects people were rated by and a point of pride to professional gamers. Many groups only accept people with a rating close to their own.
Flora's head spun from all the information and questions she had. It was a long day, and no end was in sight, so she refrained from asking.
Finally, the cops came. A mage in a robe fashioned like a police uniform confirmed the attempted robbery and abduction via truth detection magic, and Flora completed her first quest.
Quest completed: Law and Order - the Central Bank
Reward: + 333 VirDos
Difficulty: D
Completion: A
"So what is happening to the Robbers?" asked Flora while watching the cops taking away the sorry looking bunch.
"A day or so in prison. Just enough time to leave the game and catch up on real life. Losing the 1000 VirDos they paid for the scenario probably angers them more." Robby shrugged. "What about you? Do you want to leave the game, Killer-Mama?"
"No. The key to handling primal instincts is not to suppress them, but to control them." Flora said righteously. "I will learn to control my killer instincts and use them for the betterment of the world!"
"Um, yeah, groovy, Ma." Robby sighed. "Let’s exit the scenario and then go to the bank. Hub will demonstrate it for you."
"EXIT scenario EXIT," Hub said and vanished.
"Very wise, letting him go first."
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Ashes of the Primordial
With the upcoming shutdown of the servers for Ragnarok Games’ deep dive VRMMO, ‘Ashes of the Primordial’, the player log of those online for the final night was depressingly empty-looking. A revolutionary level of realism drove Ashes to the forefront of the games market, billions of players enjoying their journey to power and glory as an avatar of their own creation. The final enemy of the game-world defeated, the company announced, in line with their stance from launch, that they would be shutting down the game exactly six months after the defeat of Sutr, the final boss. Ammanas, the player responsible for Sutr's defeat, stays online until the end. However, as the countdown hits 0, the start-hub of his dive rig (what would typically greet a forced ejection from a game) was no where to be seen and instead darkness greets him as he fades into unconsciousness. Awakening to unfamiliar sights in an unfamiliar body, one which turns out to be a lot more familiar than he first thought, now he must figure out where, how, why and what to do with the new world he finds himself in. Author note: I don't own the cover, just something found through a google search. This is also my first story and the MC will basically be unimaginably OP yet never really utilising his full power. He just wants to find somewhere to fit in to the new world he finds himself in and despite both his nature as a loner and his interests he will find himself forming connections with the denizens of this new realm. Hope you enjoy
8 90 - In Serial23 Chapters
Path of Jade
The Emperor has been murdered, leaving the Qeitan Dynasty in chaos. Liao is a privileged prince and Seer, possessing the power to see the past, present, or future. Witnessing a vision of the future foretelling his fate: his kingdom razed, ascending the throne and leading to his death, he must unravel the threads of his prophecy before it is completed. As Liao discovers more of the truth, kingdoms burn – and empires make their move. Yvir is a lowly tavern brawler, fighting only to pay off her debt and her mother’s. Taking a job to clear what they owe, Yvir finds herself caught in a conspiracy spanning continents. Jhong is Headsman of the most powerful syndicate in Qeita. Despite his influence, he still lurks in the shadows, away from the bright eyes of the immortals. Where one would find themselves overlooked, Jhong sees opportunity, and he'll seize his prize: all of Qeita, even if it means killing people who consider themselves unkillable. The fate of an empire hangs in the balance, and blood is spilled in the scale of rivers. There is only one path seen – set with secrets, brutal truths, and the eternal conquest for immortality: a path of Jade. A Grimdark Fantasy saga inspired by the ancient Chinese epic Romance of the Three Kingdoms, R.F. Kuang's The Poppy War, George R.R. Martin's A Game of Thrones, Mark Lawrence's hauntingly dark tone, and the prophetization of Frank Herbert's Dune.
8 245 - In Serial67 Chapters
The Baddest Boy in Town (COMPLETED!!)
*WARNING*This book is cheesy and sarcastic with an extra sprinkle of cliché. If you don't like that kind of stuff then all you have to do is hit that back button!Zoe Starr blends into the background. She has no desire to be popular, to be seen, to be in any sort of drama. She's pretty unnoticed. Pretty normal. With one best friend, she survives just fine.Zack fuller on the other hand? Everyone knows him. He looks like the typical trouble maker. Leather jacket, motorcycle, a smirk constantly dancing on his lips. He doesnt care much for rules but doesnt go looking for fights. He has his 4 best friends to keep him company, keep him entertained.What happens when Zoe Starr meets bad boy, Zack Fuller and gets thrown into a world of rowdy boys, life changing events and mixed feelings? When her not so bright past comes back and tries to split them apart? Will these two broken angels get a chance to finally work everything out and be okay again?I suck at descriptions (obviously) but maybe just give it a try? If you don't like it you can just.. you know...stop reading?
8 157 - In Serial18 Chapters
Heart of Borneo
Onays Mukarram is a mediocre 16-year old who ends up in an unanticipated holiday trip alongside his uncle Tariq and aunt Khairina. He sets off into the thicket, clabbered forest slash oil revenue country that is the Heart of Borneo, Negara Brunei Darussalam. Through the course of his holiday, he somehow duped himself into a problematic situation neither he wants to solve it and wants to get involved. Nevertheless, what could a mediocre kid do right?
8 84 - In Serial460 Chapters
Refining the Heavens
[A.K.A. Kairos Astroire & the Snowdrifts] Kairos, a poor village boy, was born in a warring state without a decent shred of cultivating talent. In a world of Ki and Magic where only the mighty will rise while the weak are trodden upon, the Empire judges one’s potential in the academy. Fated to be expelled and starve on the streets, his struggles only turned him into the perfect stepping stone for his affluent aristocrat classmates. When an ancient enemy of humanity awoken during an assessment, life took a turn for the worst... Until he unlocked the power to refine any cultivation manuals and seized fate in his own hands. Since the heavens bore down cruelly, then why not refine the heavens?
8 222 - In Serial20 Chapters
Çãñ't Štøp Ûš
Leoxraph. How they get threw it all family, love, together.
8 112

