《Getting Hard (Journey of a Tank)》49 - Hamming the Ham
Advertisement
"You guys are so cute that I feel bad killing you," I said as I hurled a stone using my sling at another peaceful [Lvl. 8 Snowy Swineling], drawing it to me.
Unlike the Fulgurian Boarlet which had the appearance close to an actual wild hog, these Swinelings looked like half Mirdabons. Their plump dome-shaped bodies, about the size of my helmet, were covered with swirling white fur. They walked on six stubby legs that were normally hidden beneath their bodies—I only saw them because one flipped over trying to clamber over another Swineling in its effort to attack me.
Once I aggroed them, the most they'd do was make frustrated oinking noises and try to gorge me with their short golden tusks. They dealt laughably low damage that I wasn't in any danger even if I didn't have my shell on. It was clear they were supposed to be the monsters for beginners, not the Mirdabons.
My farming method was quite simple: leisurely walk around this part of the Golden Forest with sparse trees and hit every Snowy Swineling I'd see. Whenever I'd find a densely populated area where I could hit many of them without moving, I'd place a [Rusting Ground] at my hooves like a picnic blanket and have a meat feast. I could gather around a dozen little furry piggies at a time, so it was much slower-paced farming compared to the Mirdabons.
To make things more annoying, Swinelings didn't have a fast attack speed; it took some time for retribution damage to kill them even with armor decay. They also couldn't pop my shell before it expired and exploded on its own.
Desperate to hasten my farming speed, I made myself less tanky so [Greater Pyro Shell] would deal more AoE damage when its duration ended. I removed my armor pieces without retribution damage—a trick I learned from farming Hermit Crabores.
Thatched Buckler | Item Level: 3
Common | Shield | Off-hand
32 Armor
20% Chance to Block 32 Damage
Head-On Block 75 Damage
Requires: 9 Might, 12 Vigor
Fortified Helmet | Item Level: 3
Rare | Med-Armor | Helmet
17 Armor
10 Constitution Rating
Requires: 12 Might, 12 Vigor
--------------------
+5 Might
+5 Vigor
Mehubanarath's Old Bracer {1} | Item Level: 3
Rare | Med-Armor | Wrists
20 Armor
Requires: 10 Might, 10 Vigor
--------------------
+30 Health
+30 Ancestral Shroud
+ 5 AS per Second
Leather Crupper | Item Level: 5
Common | Med-Armor | Legs
35 Armor
Requires: 15 Might, 10 Vigor
I had looted the Leather Crupper also from the Hermit Crabores. Since it was covering my ass, I wasn’t butt-naked anymore. My pieces of armor with retribution damage were:
Thorny Worn Targe | Item Level: 7
Rare | Shield | Off-hand
68 Armor
23% Chance to Block 75 Damage
Head-On Block 150 Damage
Deal 150 Retribution Damage to the enemy each time you execute a Head-On Block
+20 Constitution Rating
Requires: 20 Might, 35 Vigor
--------------------
+35 Retribution Damage (Physical)
+12 Vigor
Bramble Chest Plate | Item Level: 5
Rare | Med-Armor | Upper Chest
35 Armor
15 Constitution Rating
Requires: 18 Might, 22 Vigor
--------------------
+20 Retribution Damage (Physical)
Advertisement
+10 Vigor
Worn Duelist Peytral {1} | Item Level: 5
Rare | Med-Armor | Lower Chest
36 Armor
15 Constitution Rating
Requires: 20 Might, 18 Vigor
--------------------
+15% Fire Damage Reduction
+7 Might
Bramble Laced Flanchard | Item Level: 6
Rare | Med-Armor | Flanks
37 Armor
16 Constitution Rating
Requires: 20 Might, 25 Vigor
--------------------
+25 Retribution Damage (Physical)
+12 Vigor
Checking my inventory, I noted I lacked armor pieces for my Shoulders, Boots, and Hands slots. I had found several of those types of equipment when I farmed the Hermit Crabores, but they were all broken—I sold them all to the NPC because it wasn't worth having them repaired. Besides armor slots, I also needed two rings and one amulet for my accessories.
How much budget should I aim for before I went on a shopping spree for gear? I wanted gear that would last me for several levels, preferably sets to take advantage of their bonuses—I do love having more value for my money.
[ Loot: 55 Artas, 2 Snowy Swineling Fur, 1 Small Tusk, 2 Raw Swineling Meat ]
A pathetic squeal interrupted my thoughts as a Snowy Swineling shuffled away from me, deflated to the ground like a popped pimple, and faded in a puff of lights. I felt like I was the evilest person to have walked this planet of Hierakon.
There were only two Swinelines left bumping their snouts and almost harmless tusks at me. I stomped on them and hit them with my sling to hasten their deaths, trying to ignore the pitiful noises they made, so I could find another area to clear.
I passed the eastern gate of Kurghal Village to explore the right side of the Swineling area when someone called out to me.
"Hello! New guy!" What made me immediately stop was her human voice. A female Mardukryon player cantered from the gates to catch up to me—‘Megantress’ was her name.
Did she set the system to use her normal voice or at least a human one? It didn't help that her voice was very upbeat and friendly even if she was shouting. It was uncanny seeing a Mardukryon speak like she should be a camp counselor.
I was the only 'new guy' around here. If I had to guess, she probably wanted to contract me for low-level materials as Chimichangaroo did. Smiling at my potential new customer, I said, "Hi there."
"Uh, hi! Whoops, I also said 'hi'." She wore layered robes similar to Chimi, probably also a caster-type. Unlike my first customer, her clothes didn't match at all—they weren't full sets. Her attire reminded me of a quilt made from different types of fabric. Two long branches encrusted with several gems hang from her belt. Dual-wielding wands?
"I can say 'hi' again and we can keep the cycle going." Both of us chuckled. It didn't sound like her laughter was forced or that she was doing it out of politeness. Deciding to lower my guard a tad, I asked, "How can I help you?"
"Firstly, you can call me Megan." She did an awkward curtsy with four feet by bending back her right front left and left hind leg. She also extended her hands to her sides while holding her robes like she was wearing a skirt. "People think that 'Megantress' is short for mega enchantress or something, but it's just my nickname plus 'tress'. I suck at making names, okay?"
Advertisement
"I think that’s a fun name. I'm Herald."
She checked my name above my head. "Herald...Herald Stone? Like the owner of Dolly's?"
"You know about Dolly's?" I said. She wasn't only a potential MCO customer, but an actual customer of mine. "Are you from Eyrie?"
"Yes! Such a small world, isn't it?" she said in such a bubbly way that it was uncomfortable seeing her voice come out of a Mardukryon's mouth. "Dolly's everywhere here. So…Herald, I hope I'm not disturbing whatever you're doing..."
"No, no, I'm just farming Snowy Swinelings."
"And selling their loot for high prices? That's smart. I wish I did that when I was new instead of leveling full speed ahead. I just love running from NPC to NPC—Ah! I'm rambling again." Megan frantically waved her hands as if she was attacked by a swarm of bees. What a peculiar person she was. "Anyway, I'm inviting you to join our party for the Great Hunt."
"The Great Hunt?" I said. That sounded vaguely familiar. I looked at my sling. The Big M mentioned something about his father making this weapon from the hair of a beast he killed during the Great Hunt.
"Oh yeah, since you're new here, you don't know about that," she said. "The Great Hunt is an event for us Mardukryon players that occur every like six weeks, give or take a few days. We'll know when the schedule is near because more and more huge monsters appear and the Mardukryon NPCs are busy preparing for an expedition."
"Here in the Golden Forest? Or at the caves?"
"Past the caves, you'll exit to the wider mountain area." She pointed at the massive cliff wall bordering Kurghal Village. "On the other side of that is where the Great Hunt happens. It lasts for like five days and it's an awesome opportunity to farm rare monsters with increased drop rates and special items. Depending on the levels of the players who'll join—sign up is at the Hunter-Warrior Lodge because it's an NPC-led expedition—Elites and special boss monsters also show up.
“On top of the loot from the monsters, we'll also get Totems. Sort of like marks for our accomplishments helping the Hunter-Warriors. We can exchange the Totems for certain items with the Chief. Or you can save them for something more expensive. It's really just a freakin' great hunting opportunity...and that's why it's the Great Hunt!"
I laughed at her joke. She seemed pleased with herself and beamed at me. I said, "And you want me to join your party for this event?" I knew that initial impressions were usually wrong—that could very well apply to me—but I had misgivings about any party Megan was a part of.
Not that I thought she was bad at the game. I was a newbie and knew less than a Swineling about MCO; I was hardly in a position to judge any other player. But Megan didn't seem to possess a competitive inclination for the Great Hunt. And even if I hadn't experienced it before, I knew an event like that was going to get plenty competitive. I was apprehensive that different....'playstyle intensities', if I had to pick a term, would cause friction in a party.
"Yep, that's right," she said. "It's so much better to have a party during the Great Hunt. Much safer, faster kills, and so on."
"I see..." A party would especially benefit me as a tank. I'd be hard-pressed to get any kills in the Great Hunt if I went solo. I had no idea how strong the monsters would be, but even if I could facetank and slowly chip their health over a century, some asshole DPS could come prancing by to get the kill—I had this happen to me so many times in various RPGs in the past.
"Kezo, he's sort of the leader of our small party, wanted to gather members early so we have plenty of time to prepare." She deeply sighed and slumped down her shoulders. "Buuuut...full disclaimer! Kezo told me to make this clear to you so that there won't be any hard feelings later."
"Hard feelings? Why would there be any?" Was she going to tell me that her party was doing the event 'casually' so I shouldn't expect much?
"There are only three of us. Four if you join. And we likely won't get any more members because everyone else already has their own parties. Kezo actually had a party before, but his friends switched to other races and left him alone here. He has experience in Great Hunts and is kinda strong, but Nitana, she's my real-life friend, and I are pretty useless. Sooo...you know? Join us at your peril. You get what I mean with the 'hard feelings' thing?"
"Yes, I understand." This was a problem I hadn't considered when I chose Mardukryons. A vast majority of the 'surviving' Mardukryon players were veterans and would already have established connections with each other. Nonetheless, I believe that a powerful tank could still find a party because of how rare they were...but I'm not a powerful tank right now, am I?
"Me and Nitana," Megan continued, "we kinda picked Mardukryons because we wanted to visit those dangerous-looking mountains like Mt. Fox Sparrow without actually going there. We're nearing our third month as Mardukryons and thought we should try a Great Hunt at least once before we change our race. With that said...I'll fully understand if you reject—"
"I accept."
"Eh? You do?"
Even if Megan's party was probably the worst one out of all the Mardukryon parties, it was also the only one who'd accept a weakling newbie like me. More importantly, their party needed the divine intervention of Herald Stone. Who am I to reject the prayers of the people? "Yes. I'll join your party."
Advertisement
- In Serial125 Chapters
Fallout: Vault X
An original novel set in the Fallout universe, written to be accessible to all, featuring unique people and places. Vol.II. out now Fallout: Vault X tells the story of John. A vault dweller, who spent every day of his twenty five years underground. Like his father, and his father before him. Proud to live in the last remaining bastion of humanity, all that survived The Great War of the atomic age. Hidden deep below the surface of the earth, toiling under brutal conditions. Year after year, decade upon decade. All to expand into the natural cave system the Vault occupied, building for the future. However, John knew what his forefathers did not, that everything he’d been taught was a lie. After finishing school at the age of ten, John received his standard issue pipboy. An arm mounted personal computer, worn by everyone in the Vault. Used to coordinate the relentless pace of expansion, needed to work as an apprentice. To learn the craft that would be his life’s work. A noble calling to ensure a future for all that remained of the human race. A quirk of fate saw John equipped not with the crude, clunky, pipboy model his father wore. That almost everyone around him wore. His looked smaller, sleeker, finished in a jet black sheen. And capable of doing far more than its drab counterparts. The world above had been ravaged by atomic flames, yet life clung to its bones. The Red Valley fared better than most in the century since the bombs fell. The clean water and rich soil protected by rolling hills. All spared from direct strikes, for the most part. Life survived here. Trees spawned from charred ground, misshapen, green leaves turned red. Along with simple crops, grown wild at first, then cultivated by the survivors. The scavengers of the old world were inventive, hardy people. All determined to rebuild in the ruins of a world they never knew. In the decades that passed settlements emerged. They grew, spreading along the valley floor. Reclaiming the pre-war remnants of the once industrialised heartland. Salvaging the robotic wonders of a bygone age to build their walls and work their fields. To protect them in the dark of the wasteland. But such things are uncommon in this world, and the rarer something is, the greater its value. And the worth of pre-war technology had not gone unnoticed. The last, real, power in this world rested in the mechanised hands of The Brotherhood of Steel. Forged from the mortally wounded old world military. The Brotherhood used its access to the weapons made for a conflict no one won to strike out into the wastes. Men and women were equipped with advanced armour, aerial transportation, high grade weaponry. Accompanied by the training, strength, and will, to put them to use. They established chapters and set up outputs far and wide. All dedicated to a single purpose. To ensure the technology left abandoned by its long dead creators didn’t fall into the wrong hands. Namely, any hands that were not their own. This is the world John escaped into. A place of horrors brought forth from atomic fire. A place where survival meant battling against the darkness. Fighting a war each day to get to the next. And war...war never changes
8 150 - In Serial114 Chapters
Tales of the Implock - A LitRPG Monster Evolution Story
Nyx - A demon, weak and small, too fleeting of a creature to survive the infernal wastes in which he was born - but after multiple brushes with death, the otherwise inconsequential demon experiences a destiny-changing encounter with an unknown and eccentric god, foreign to this world. Cast from the domains of old and conspiring gods to a land of which is sheltered from the divine, beyond the reach of whence they scheme, the impling who soon would come to be known far and wide as Nyx will find a new purpose. Born of Pride, with the fires of ambition fanned and burning deep within, Nyx will grow, learn, and evolve. From a weak and pathetic impling, to that of a mighty arch demon of untold demonic power, nothing would stand in the way of his ascent. Yet, the yearn of power might not be the only thing the power-manic demon will come to desire as he will encounter others who might just matter as much to him as the ecstasy of power does. [Info]This story features a wide breadth of characters with unconventional views, morals, and actions. There is no black and white - there is only grey. In a world where strength rules, notions of good and evil blur. The protagonist of this story is not a hero. He is not human. He is a megalomaniac demon trying to find his place in the world of which he has been discarded. This novel is my first crack at making something serious, a piece of work I can be proud of. It is a part of a bigger universe that I am creating, The Aethos, and I fully intend for this story to be professionally edited, then self-published on Amazon. The novel will continue on for a long adventure, as each arc will be made into a proper book. Therefore I heavily encourage feedback and interaction. Anything to improve my story and my writing is greatly appreciated. Thank you, and welcome to the Aethos. [Schedule] - Five chapters a week. [Discord] - Here
8 249 - In Serial7 Chapters
A Love Most Robotic
Curing cancer is not as difficult as it seemed.Willow Grace is a brilliant medical student who enjoys partying just a little too much. Nych Haywiyth is an engineering student with an underground lab and a dirty little secret. The two of them were never meant to come together. When they do, however... They learn that they can accomplish some amazing things. Curing Malaria. Turning lead into gold. Obsoleting physical disabilities. All of these are accomplishments of the wonderful duo, and they begin to discover that they have far more in common than they originally thought. When Nych's dirty secret comes into the light, however...They begin work on their most difficult project yet. And it's a race against the clock, because if they can't figure out the answer sooner rather than later...Nych will die. And with his death, so many brilliant ideas will be gone.
8 84 - In Serial45 Chapters
Mutant Farmer in the Apocalypse
In the year 2022, one year after the Z-20 Virus outbreak, all of humanity had been infected by the virus, and their bodies reacted differently. The majority of the humans turned into zombies, while the minority turned into ability users. Some didn’t change into either. They were powerless in comparison, as even feral zombies were more powerful than an average human. At 20 years old, Yang Zhang was used as a scapegoat and kicked out of his town; a medium-sized shelter base used to protect humanity from the ever-growing threat of zombie attacks. Scared and powerless against the harsh world infested with zombies, he stumbled upon a squirrel that ate the brain of a dead ability user and began discharging electricity constantly. He realized that he could use this newfound information to protect himself. “That’s right! I can build a farm and create more and more of these mutated animals and plants to protect myself!”Thus started the journey of Yang Zhang as he created a farm while continuously breeding many magical —albeit grotesque— mutated animals and plants. Yet, once the zombies and ability users started noticing his unique farm, they began to invade. With no choice left, he armed himself by creating stronger mutated animals and plants to protect the farm at all cost! “Get off of my lawn, you bunch of greedy pigs!”**Tower Defense + (Mutated) farm simulator + Zombie waifu.**--Original Cover art, using Picrew.Cover + Editor by Silly_FoxThis book is also available in Webnovel and Scribblehub--
8 251 - In Serial47 Chapters
Marvel One-Shots
This will be centered more on Peter Parker and his superfamily! This story will contain angst, fluff, and all that stuff(see what I did there), and moments when I want to cry myself. Leave reviews please and comments for what one-shots you want!
8 263 - In Serial77 Chapters
popee the performer oneshot (SLOW UPDATES..)
✦ ₊꒷꒦︶︶︶ ୨୧ ︶︶︶꒷꒦ෆ- hello this is a ptp ( popee the performer ) oneshots / i really like ptp and this oneshot is probably random but ill continue to update it and this might be really cringe and ooc ( out of character )If your gonna read this thank you i hope cl enjoy this book even its probably sucks but i won't think like that!✦ ₊꒷꒦︶︶︶ ୨୧ ︶︶︶꒷꒦ෆThis one shot is currently discontinued i do t feel the motivation to write anything now but then feel free to read the story ill come back soon♡But do read the rules before requesting a story i hope you enjoy reading this book goodbye and take caree( i dont own any photos here! )( i dont own any popee the performer characters) ୨୧ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ୨୧
8 197

