《Sir Crabby (Progression Litrpg)》Chapter 35 - Dao of TODD
Advertisement
"Welcome class to MAGMTH423: Leyline Differential Geometry. In this course, we'll be handling the calculations needed to determine the geometry of the flows of mana which encompass our planet. Using cutting edge techniques such as integral calculus and multilinear algebra, we will peel away the mysticism surrounding the structure of ley lines. I see we already have a question. Yes?"
"Will learning this give me a skill?"
"Not everything is about skills Mr.... Stusen, is it? As a prerequisite for this course you have been pre-screened to ensure you have sufficient intelligence and wisdom to understand it. As such, the likelihood of gaining a skill is minimal."
"I've been lied to my whole life..."
"What was that Mr. Stusen? I didn't hear it."
"Nothing, nothing..."
--Recorded Lesson from: "MAGMTH423: Leyline Differential Geometry." AC 1208.
"One time activation! [DANGER RECALL]!!!."
The bright glow of mana surrounds us as we're whisked to the [safe zone]. We collapse onto the ground, limbs entwined and splayed haphazardly on the floor. I'm shivering, the close call with death twisting deep in my core. The entire thing played back slowly in my mind. I could feel the heat growing hotter, I could almost sense my shell cracking. Everything almost ended there Crabby. Just melting away and burning into nothing.
I take long slow breaths as I try to calm myself. My mind continually flashes between that lone shrimp on the ledge and the burning lava. Once I manage to gain a semblance of composure, I ask Luna,
"What... what was that skill?"
She says, "It's something the [system] gives every [dungeon] monster that achieves sapience. It's a one time, get out of danger skill for when you're in the dungeon. No matter the situation, you can use it to recall to the [safe zone]."
She's moved off my back and is standing next to me. She places an arm on my claw and I realize I'm still shaking. In a quiet tone she says,
"Are you okay?"
I struggle to compose something non-hysterical. I finally manage, "How are you not shaken? That... that was the closest I've ever been to... to not making it out of here."
Advertisement
She wraps her arms around me and for a moment I just take comfort in the hug. We separate and she says, "I guess it wasn't that bad for me? I knew I could get us out of there. Now though? Well there's nothing I can do now if something like that happens again."
I nod, acknowledging her point. "Well, we spent most of the day in there training. I guess we can meet up with Todd and get some rest. Try to tackle it tomorrow."
We leave the recall platform and head to the hollow, two friends walking amidst the reef.
As we enter the hollow, I see Todd out of his usual spot. He's sitting in the middle of the carving room. I assume he must be reading the walls but it's hard to tell with him. Still, as he turns to our entrance I think I can detect a questioning posture. Did his spikes move?
"TODD."
Luna says, "Yes, I know it's only been a day. Let me brief you on what happened." She quickly recounts what happened with brief interjections from Todd or I to clarify some points. Upon completion, the room falls silent until Todd eventually says,
"TODD."
Luna freezes, as if she's completely stunned. I tap her on her shoulder asking, "Luna? Are you okay?"
Several seconds tick by before Luna finally starts to respond to my repeated pokes. Eventually she says, "Sorry, TODD had alot to say." At this point I've almost given up on pointing out the ridiculousness of that statement so I just say, "And?"
I can tell she's a bit hesitant but eventually manages to come out with it. She says, "Todd said that we're both complete idiots and he's surprised to see us alive."
I start to sputter, claws raising in anger. "What? Thats... I..."
Luna raises two arms to calm me and says in a rush, "He also said that attempting a life or death trial in adverse terrain with only one functional team member after only training for a day is the height of folly... especially since we could regroup and try it later."
Advertisement
Her even tone betrayed her own aggravation at what he said, but I still have to acknowledge his point. While the infection does seem to be progressing in Luna, it doesn't seem to be rampaging through her system like it did Octo. Maybe it's slowed down because she's not near death? Even still, I feel like we don't have time to waste.
As I raise my voice to say that she cuts in, "finally, he said that he would train us tomorrow, after we rested. But first... he said we need to... find ourselves? Find our path? I don't understand what he's trying to say there." The end of her speech tilts into a question directed at Todd. I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of his words when a wave of mana draws my attention.
I see Todd rising into the water, a platform of earth forming underneath him. Half of his spikes break off into the water, beginning to spin in a vortex around him as they are joined by spears of stone pulled from the ground. They begin interweaving, diving in and out in an unparalled display of skill. I flicker on [mana sense] and see countless threads of mana surrounding the sea urchin. They're manipulating the water, reducing friction. They're pulling the spikes and spears into motion, twisting them to spin and penetrate. They create an encircling dome, providing protection as the vortex continues to grow. I try to quickly count the individual strands of mana that control and move the spikes and spears and swiftly lose count.
All thoughts flee as I stand, awed and shocked at the sheer mastery displayed by the urchin. Eventually, the vortex slows and stops as the spines return to Todd. The spears of stone meld into the ground, and the pillar on which he stood lowers. He then slowly moves forward until he stands directly in front of us. Then, for the first time, I hear Todd speak actual words.
"TODD... IS SPIKES. PATH... IS SPIKES. WHAT... IS CRABBY? WHAT... IS LUNA? WHAT... IS PATH? KNOW YOURSELF, KNOW ENEMY, NEVER FEAR OUTCOME... HUNDRED FIGHTS."
He leaves us there, stunned by his feat of magic and departs the hollow. After I got over his apparent skill, I lean towards Luna and whisper, "did you know he could do that?"
She seems to take a minute longer to get her bearings and she whispers back to me. "No, but... well it makes sense."
"What does?"
"Well, you know how [dungeon] creatures bodies are essentially created by the core's mana?"
I nod.
"There's a suspicion... well some of the others suspect that unless we get killed or escape... we can't actually die."
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, wild right? But that's usually a non-issue. Eventually everyone gets tired of the same thing over and over and tries to escape. But Todd? Well, I've asked around before. He's the oldest one here. And the second oldest one said that Todd was old even when he was newly [sapient]. Who knows how long it's been?"
I consider her thoughts on the matter. "And so what? He's just been here, practicing his skills and not leveling up?"
"There's probably only so much experience he can gain before he outlevels everything the dungeon can throw at him. And without exterior sapients visiting and dying and leveling the dungeon up... Well Todd might have lived for a very long time."
I feel a rush of blood through my shell and quickly grow excited. If he's that experienced then... then this training might really help. I try to lower my expectations and calm myself. There's no telling what tomorrow will bring. Luna and I grab some food before lying down. Sleep couldn't come sooner.
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Scions of the Super-Wizard!
You send out a coupon, applying for a contest. The prize? Omnipotence, simply by wearing the suit and golden belt of Stardust the Super Wizard as long as you follow the 3 golden rules: 1. UPHOLD JUSTICE 2. DESTROY EVIL 3. DO NOT MACHINE WASH A love letter to the fever-dream style creations of golden age visionary and real-life scumbag, Fletcher Hanks. Scions of the Super Wizard is a collection of shorts about godlike power and human error, updating weekly. Find out more about Stardust and the work of his creator here: https://pdsh.fandom.com/wiki/Stardust_the_Super_WizardCover image source: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/the-mask-vs-stardust-the-super-wizard-693790/
8 147 - In Serial22 Chapters
Draugr Cell //Layer 01-- Investiture:
With the end of the only war to ever reach mainland Australia I found myself living out of a small room in an old military compound that had been handed over to the jurisdiction of the Department of Veterans Affairs. The end of the war, unfortunately, didn't mean the end of hostilities. The terrorism trend that had started back in the early 2000's with the attack on the world trade center over in America, had spread to just about every country on the face of the planet. Over time the constant threat from various groups meant the civilian police force was quickly undermanned, under equipped, and overwhelmed. They were simply unable to respond to the daily threats in any reasonable time frame, and in many situations lacked the both the skills and equipment required to deal with the threats to put them down in a 'safe' and expedient manner. Veterans of the war that were being reintegrated into society however, were just about everywhere, all the time. We have the training and the skills required to deal with just about any threat you care to mention, all we needed was access to the equipment to do so. In a world first, under the new Veterans program, the Australian government had taken the rather controversial step of allowing specifically selected veterans to go armed in public. Sure, with Australian weapons laws being very, very strict there were a number of hurdles to get over first, but that's where the selection part comes in. Tangentially that's actually how I met Brianna, my current partner. We work as ringers in Victory City, I thought being thrown into imptomtu combat operations and risking my life on a daily basis for barely livable wages was excitement enough. Then I met her... it... I don't know. An AI unlike anything else out there has wedged itself into my life and decided it needs to... look after me. What could possibly go wrong? **** This is the first book I have released, and my first entry into a cyberpunk universe. There is minimal drug use, a fair amount of sex, a bit of gory violence, and a sultry AI that has decided the main character needs a harem.
8 170 - In Serial52 Chapters
Old Version of Trials of Sanity (Dropped for a complete rewrite)
When 23-year-old Leo is suddenly transported to a new dimension filled with horrors, he needs to adapt to survive. Taken from earth together with thousands of others, they must do anything to come out on top. In their new reality, under the all-powerful System, their human limits are no more. Will this newfound power breed cruelty or compassion?Follow his struggle and journey, as he grabs hold of whatever he can only to see another day and another fight. Human nature and morals will be put to the test with each passing moment. When the horrors of the imagination become all too real, the feeble minds of men and women alike are brought to the brink of insanity.If we are the product of our environment and culture, what sort of people will be born of a place filled with violence, nightmares, and horror? Forced to fight for his life, Leo must remain sane. And so does the people around him, if he is ever to survive. Author's note:This is an old version that has been completely dropped in favor of a new and better version. I have learned a lot from written this instance, but I believe the work has been subpar and I can do much better with the story and the premise I have devised. I will be posting the new version on a different page.
8 120 - In Serial184 Chapters
Life in Zora's Domain
An AU about Mipha's and Link's life together post Calamity. I tried to have some fun with this story, taking it in different directions, developing Mipha's and Link's family, making up some adventures, and creating some connections to other Zelda stories. But the main theme is Mipha's and Link's love for each other and building a happy life together. I'm sure I don't always succeed, but I try to keep the story light hearted and generally opt for happy outcomes.The first 2 chapters now incorporate the prequel stories 'His Future is in the Past' and 'Beginning Life in Zora's Domain', so this AU is self-contained in one story. If you've already read the prequels just jump to Chapter 1 - Studying. Cover art where available is by Nurple(twitter dot com/nurpleynurple) and used by permission. Spoiler Warning: This story has spoilers! On the other hand, if you haven't played the game this story won't make sense. This writing is a work of fan fiction using characters and events from the world of The Legend of Zelda TM: Breath of the Wild, which is owned and copyrighted by Nintendo. I do not claim any ownership of the world or its characters. It is a work of my imagination and is for entertainment only. It is not part of the official Nintendo storyline.
8 126 - In Serial8 Chapters
Conformity (Larry Stylinson AU)
Society sucks, and Harry Styles isn't a stranger to that concept. But when Louis Tomlinson, his long-term crush, get's accused of being gay, they realize that they aren't the only one's who are hurting.
8 177 - In Serial30 Chapters
HER ALEXEI (Her Volkovs Book 2)
Her Volkovs Series Book TwoBelle and Nikolai's relationship is put to a test as Artan, the Albanian Mob Boss comes into the picture. He is obsessed with her and he will cross the Russian Mafia just to have her. Artan is daring, relentless and he has the means to make things happen.After finding out about Artan, Nikolai plans to end him in his tracks. However, Belle finds out about a woman who might change the course of their relationship. Meanwhile, Belle and Alexei's relationship develops into something undeniable. He has harbored feelings for her and she has become dangerously attached to him. How long can they deny each other something they secretly want?
8 197

