> Skittles PoV

Wow, they weren't kidding when they called it a feast! Look at that spread! I wasn't aware you could prepare Northern Roc in so many ways! Is it okay, is it really okay!?

They already said it's okay. I told them to prepare a lot of food especially for you. So go ahead and enjoy yourself!

Alright, thanks boss! Then, I'll be taking charge!

Zzzzz...

Now there's an idea! I'm a bit tired so I'll be going back to sleep. Purple, wake me up if they need me for something, okay?

You can count on me, boss!

*SNAP CRACK*

"Ugh, no matter how many times I see that, it's always creepy." (Kelly)

"Why does she insist on doing this in full view of anyone?" (Brand)

"I think... I just lost my appetite..." (Lara)

"Wait, wasn't she supposed to be a spider? Why is she forming green scales on her arms and sides?" (Roel)

"Ah, she said the green one came from a lizard. Maybe that's why?" (Ellie)

Waah! They're all staring at us! Green you dummy you should have hidden first!

Skraktakakaka.

Nuh-uh! It's way more fun to see their reactions! Like when Red used her emergency transformation yesterday! It was really cool! Ellie's eyes almost popped out of her head!

It was an exercise in futility though.

*Sniffle* I am glad we didn't hurt anyone this time. *Sniffle* They even promised to take us back to that kind old man's resting spot. *Sniffle* I'm so happy I could cry! Waaaa haahaa!

Red still got completely defeated though. I wonder what all those blue lights were about, they were way too effective against her. Even though her skin repels pretty much all magic...

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

Zzzzzzz...

*SPLIT SNAP*

But you were so brave! You went up against an opponent you could never hope to defeat! All for my sake!

I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

Come now, don't be shy! Watching your gallant figure and well toned body... Mmmmmm...

WHAT?

I wonder if the boss will let us both share the body for a while. I'd love to... get to know you better ~♡!

*SNAP*

... WHAT?!

Ugh! Pink, are you... coming onto Red? What is wrong with you!? Sweet Enuri! I don't think I have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is!

Mmmmfufufu... I know, it's so kinky! Just thinking about it is getting me all hot and bothered ~♡!

YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY PUNCH THINGS TO DEATH, RIGHT?

I'm sure we can work something out...

AND I THOUGHT GRAY WAS BAD! THIS ONE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE!

Mating with yourself has no meaning, though.

Okay. I vote we let the creepy pink lady out after Green is done so that she calms the fuck down.

AGREED!

Zzzzz....

"Ahh, there we go! What'ssss up you guys! I'm Green! Pleassssed to meet you!" (Green Skittle)

"Okay. The part-spider part-woman is also part-snake. I'll be going this way now. Towards the alcohol." (Kelly)

"Yeah, pour some for me too." (Brand)

"Don't let me stop you! I'm jusssst going to assssault the buffet!" (Green Skittle)

*CHOMP GLOMP MUNCH MUNCH OM NOM NOM*

"Wow! Look at her go!" (Lara)

"But Big Sis, didn't you lose your appetite?" (Sophie)

"I thought so, but all of a sudden I feel really hungry!" (Lara)

“This filthy pig has absolutely no manners! How dare she disrupt Mistress’s beautifully arranged dishes!” (Ariel)

"That entire table is just for her, girls. Your portions are over there. Come along now, let's leave her alone and go eat in peace." (Ellie)

"Yeah! Hmm? Mister Roel, you coming?" (Lara A)

"Sorry... I just... the way she eats is almost like a warrior. Not a single wasted movement in her arms or jaws..." (Roel)

Hahahaha! The master swordsman just seriously praised Green’s pigging out! Aaahhahahaha!

"Okay! Have fun with the creepy spider lady! Come on boss! I can't wait to try that Roc Pot Pie you made!" (Lara A)

"ROC POT PIE!? WHERE!?" (Green Skittle)

ZUBLOS HAS NO TIME FOR VERMIN WHO ARE BARELY FIT TO GROVEL AT HIS FEET!

THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS!

WAAAH! That guy not only looks scary, but his voice is super loud! D-d-d-don't let him near us, okay!?

He can't help it though. And Red, didn't you promise to behave yourself? Do you want to be grounded for real?

... NO.

"He means over there, on the left!" (Lara A)

"OH! Come to mama you delicioussss little-" (Green Skittle)

*CHOMP GULP MUNCH*

You could have taken them out of the tin first, you know.

Trying to speak to her when she's like this is completely pointless.

Can't talk, pie now!

See?

Okay, Gray! You made your point that it's pointless!

Good.

Zzzzz...

Huhuhuhu... would you just look at that! I definitely want a go at him after Green's done!

Shrakatatakat. Skrreeeek! Shrakaka! Shashahsa.

I hope not. *Sniffle* Only grief will follow if that happens.

You never know unless you try, right?

* * *

"Haah... that wasssss delicoussss...." (Green Skittle)

"Wow, she really finished them all. Meat and bones from a total of three Northern Rocs... So this is the power of a titan?" (Roel)

I don't know of he's seriously admiring us or making fun of us.

He's definitely praising her! He seemed a bit stiff at first, but mister swordscat is an unexpectedly fun person, huh!?

It's been too long since I've eaten that well... Then, I'll be taking a nap. Later guys!

Oh! Does that mean it's my turn?!

Haah, yes. As much as I would like to discuss magical theory with Kiressara, I won't be able to focus if you keep nagging me in the background. Now go do... whatever it is you have to do.

J-j-just remember! Don't use K-k-kiressara's body this time! If you do her w-wife is going to rip us apart again!

Fufufu! Understood, big sis! Then here I go once again!

*SNAP SPLIT CRACK*

I wish she'd stop calling me that.

Tratatatata! Shkrkrtktkt.

She's not wrong, you two are the technically the eldest here besides the boss.

Trying to establishing a heirarchy at this stage is useless.

Zzzzz...

I'm a bit sad I'm not the youngest anymore, though...

I wonder if they'll let me play with those two cute girls later. They look like they know a lot of fun things to do around here! I missed having other people around to play with!

Yes... This is a good, caring family... We should not allow anything bad to happen to them...

Okay, I'm in control! Let's saunter over to the group of people peacefully enjoying themselves and be a little... naughty!

"Huhuhu! I've come baaaack ~♡!" (Pink Skittle)

"Ack! Well... at least she isn't Kira..." (Ellie)

"But... that appearance..." (Kira)

"Wah! Why does she look like me!?" (Lara A)

I think something very mean is about to happen.

Sha.

"Well you see my sweet, I'm still... inexperienced... so I can only copy what I see." (Pink Skittle)

"But why ME?!" (Lara A)

"Because you're cute! And I promised not to interfere with the, mmmm, couple over there. So how about it, want to play with this, haahn, generous version of yourself?" (Pink Skittle)

"Don't thrust that monstrous chest at me! And stop fondling yourself in public like that, it's creepy! Get away!" (Lara A)

"Aww... A pitty. Very well, I won't bother you. I think I might bother mister big tall and muscular over there though ~♡!" (Pink Skittle)

Haah, so she really is doing that after all. I wonder if those two will be mad at us for messing with their friends like that.

It's just a pointless fling. I don't see a problem here.

I'M TELLING YOU! THAT ONE IS COMPLETELY BONKERS!

Zzzzzz…

“Wait what?! No. No way! Don’t you dare do something like that! It’s unforgivable!” (Lara A)

“Oh? I was under the impression he’s available, yes? So as long as he agrees, there’s nothing wrong with the two of us having some fun ~♡!” (Pink Skittle)

“There’s definitely plenty wrong with that! Someth- Something like that is-! I will never accept it!” (Lara A)

“But aren’t you just co-workers? What he does in his free time has no impact on your, right?” (Pink Skittle)

“Yes it does! What you want to do with my face has plenty of impact on me!” (Lara A)

“I see, my bad. Then how about I mix it up a bit like… this?” (Pink Skittle)

“Guh! Well… it’s certainly not my face anymore… But!” (Lara A)

“But what? Stand aside so I can, mmmmmm, get busy ~♡!” (Pink Skittle)

“No! I refuse to let you near him!” (Lara A)

“My dear, you don’t have any reason to stand in my way. What you are doing right now is misguided selfishness.” (Pink Skittle)

“I have plenty of reasons! I will absolutely not let you near the boss! He’s way too kind to stoop down to your level!” (Lara A)

“Such vague feelings will not dissuade me you know ~♡!” (Pink Skittle)

“They are not vague!” (Lara A)

“Then tell me, why is it you keep getting in my way?” (Pink Skittle)

“BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!” (Lara A)

“...” (Literally everyone there)

FROZEN PICKLES! Haruym munya munya... Zzzzzz…

“Fufufufu. You finally said it loud and clear! Very well, I will back off.” (Pink Skittle)

“... Ah!” (Lara A)

Now look what she did! That girl is too terrified to look at the scary guy! I mean, I am too, but that’s besides the point!

Poor girl.

That guy, why is he walking towards her like that!

“Ahh! Th-that is… I didn’t… she was…” (Lara A)

Now he’s putting his arms around her… He’s not going to strangle her is he!?

“B-b-boss? What are you doing?” (Lara A)

ZUBLOS ALWAYS REWARDS HIS LOYAL SERVANTS!

“What…?!” (Lara A)

I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING, SERVANT! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ZUBLOS DOES NOT SUFFER ANY MISGUIDED FOOLS WHO COVET HIS BELONGINGS!

“Ah… Hah… Haha! You said the same thing back then too, didn’t you? Wait, is that what you really meant to say!? WAAH!” (Lara A)

He’s picked her up! Where is he taking her? Is he going to eat her!? He’s going to devour that poor girl, isn’t he?!

Well, maybe not tonight, but there’s definitely going to be some devouring going on in their future ~♡! Though I feel it is a different kind than the one big sis is thinking about ~♡!

I... see...

COME, SERVANT! ZUBLOS HAS MANY DEMANDS OF YOU!

“Whatever you say, boss! Or... do you mind if I called you h-h... honey?” (Lara A)

ZUBLOS SHALL PERMIT THIS

“Hee hee hee…” (Lara A)

Wow, look at him carry her off!

This was unexpected. I am glad she will not be sad.

That relationship is meaningless though.

Is it fun to get carried like that?! She’s waving her dangling feet in excitement!

Fufufu, it is ~♡! The princess carry is really the best ~♡! I personally recommend it ~♡!

Zzzzz….

Pink, did you know this would happen from the start?

Of course! I didn’t need titan eyes to see those two already cared for each other. All they needed was a little push ~♡!

I must say, this was unexpected. You actually helped them, huh? I may have misjudged you, newbie!

Wait, where are you going all of a sudden!?

“Excuse me, mister handsome swordsman?” (Pink Skittles)

“Huh? Ah, m-me?” (Roel)

“Yes, the one who was sneaking glances at my chest ~♡! How would you like to accompany me so I can, Mmmmm, show you the rest ~♡?” (Skittles)

“I, uhm… *Cough* Well, that is…” (Roel)

“I promise you will not regret it ~♡!” (Pink Skittles)

“Then I will, uh, graciously accept Milady Skittles’s offer.” (Roel)

“Ahhnn ~♡! What a proper gentleman! Come right this way ~♡!” (Pink Skittles)

I’m sure he has a lot of stamina, I can’t wait to try him out! Ah, please don’t be jealous, okay, Red?

I HAVE NO REASON TO BE ANYTHING OF THE SORT!

Fufufu, you trust me that much do you? I’m so glad ~♡! In that case make sure you don’t miss a single thing - it will be good reference for you in the future ~♡!

I take it back. You’re completely rotten to the core.