"Why does the skeleton have blood?"

To answer the question, Daggerless made an abomination and sent it as an answer. It's too late to take it back now so we'll just pretend it looks amazing just so it doesn't upset him.

To sum it up, Boss' vampire maid taught him a passive trait which collects some drops of blood whether he likes it or not. He already set it so it's stored somewhere in his body along with his various junk collected in his rib cage.

Anyways, off to the main content!

While I was thinking on how to add generic races, I thought to myself, "Hey, these suckers are generic!" and I wanted to figure a way to make them new without taking out what defined the race in the first place. I mean, I couldn't just strap fish tails at the end of some humans and call them 'elves', can I?

There was also a problem: I can't just flip every race out there and call myself creative, right? That's boring. Stale. Something Necrotourists isn't.

So I looked at what defined the elves: Nature loving, long-lived eared hippies, shares everything among other people, not greedy and...wait a minute...

Share everything?

Thus, the creation of the SAYITSIN ELVES. MOTHER TREE BE PROUD. RUSH HUMAN CAPITAL DON'T STOP.

I took what I learnt and did the same to the orcs; I took their main characteristic and pushed it beyond the limit. Orcs love freedom, right? So why not make them FREEDOM-LOVING YAHOOS? ORCS, F### YEAAAAH!

As for the beastmen, that's a new story. I always thought the beastmen were always treated badly. Like 'oh they're just animals that could talk' type of trope which made me go..."????". Instead of jungle-living half-naked muscleheads, I decided to make the wolfmen the Venetians race with the knack for gold.

There are also the desert elves who, as mentioned, lived on top of...well...cactuses. Forests have trees and deserts have...Why do I do this to myself?

Disregard that, that's another arc down! I'll be taking a short break but not before posting a preview chapter (not sure when, maybe a few days later?) just so I can recharge myself. I also have to work on my other novel *cough cough cough*.

Drop your comments on what you think of Necrotourists so far, recommend it to your friends for a good laugh and rate the story as honestly as you can. The more people that know the glory of THE SAYITSIN ELVES, MOTHER TREE BE PROUD, the better.

Also, I frequent RoyalRoadL's discord channel so you could chat with me along with other authors, if that's your kind of thing. Just to be sure, I don't and will not spoil or talk much about my novels in discord.

With that said, on to the next arc - The Sorcerer City States!

Hint: It wil have a lot of bodybuilders, thunderdomes and protein.

PROTEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN *flexing non-existent muscles*

I CAST LEG DAY!