《Mud's Mission》36 Massacre
Advertisement
I was asked once by a curious child what the most dangerous beast in the world was. I answered at once, "other Sapients". He was unsatisfied with the answer. "Sapients aren't beasts! That's not a real answer!" Rather than argue, I decided to give an answer more in line with what he meant. "Then, the most dangerous beast is the Goblin." He seemed little more satisfied with that answer than the first. "Goblins aren't dangerous. Any adult can beat one easily," he said. "That's true," I replied. "Yet more people die every year from Goblin attacks than any other monster. Sure, a dragon could wipe out an entire city if it wanted, but that rarely ever happens. Goblins, on the other hand, attack hundreds of people every day, all over the world." The kid, of course, was not convinced. He went on to explain to me in detail how the strongest monster was actually a Nephilim.
This story is just an example, but I find this sort of thinking to be widespread among all walks of life. It's easy to underestimate a danger that is persistent and minor, and easy to overestimate a danger that is rare and extreme. A typical civilian will be more scared of a Titan than of slimes, even though they're much more likely to die of the latter suddenly spawning nearby. This is one of the curious aspects of the Sapient mind I doubt I'll ever truly understand.
-Excerpt from Memoires of Thagi Ghul
Once out of the slums and hidden behind the trees, the demon Jabrax regrew her wings and lifted Mud. With the golem firmly gripping her torso, she flew rapidly through between the conifers, their grocery bag hanging below. After dropping their luggage off at the mansion, the duo traveled farther east into the mountain foothills.
A short time later, they spotted their first prey. Five goblins patrolling the woods with simple wooden weapons.
Immediately upon spotting them, Jabrax swooped directly towards their position and blasted them all with reddish-purple smoke. An instant later, the group collapsed to the group, snoring peacefully. Stopping directly above their sleeping forms, Jabrax peeled her passenger off of her body and dropped him in the middle of their group with a wet plop.
Advertisement
"Hurry up and kill them all so we can keep hunting."
Mud thought back to the book on human anatomy it had read some time ago. Goblins resembled humans in general structure, so it seemed likely they would share similar weak points. To test this theory, Mud extended its dagger from the end of one of its tentacles. With a rapid swipe, it slit open the Goblin's throat. A river of red sprayed out of the wound, soaking the surrounding ferns.
[Hidden Weapon Skill increased to level 2]
[Sneak Attack Skill increased to level 5]
After a short delay, a third notification appeared.
[Experience Gained: 11]
Satisfied that the method was suitably efficient, Mud rapidly slashed the necks of the remaining four sleeping Goblins, gaining forty-two Experience and another level in Hidden Weapon Skill. After the third attack Mud realized that it could manipulate its tentacles with the methods of String Manipulation, and gained a level in that skill as well.
Climbing back onto Jabrax, the pair continued towards the mountains. "Things are only going to get harder as you approach the wall. We'll probably need to kill hundreds of those disgusting things for you to reach the tier one limit." Scrunching her face in thought, Jabrax suddenly stopped and began ascending rapidly. "I've got an idea."
A few moments later, they were above the treetops. "Hopefully we're far enough from town that I won't draw any unwanted attention." Moving higher still, Jabrax scanned the treetops and rocky outcroppings nearby. After a moment, she displayed her characteristic shark-toothed smile and pointed a clawed finger towards a distant patch of woods. "There, that looks like the place."
Looking in the direction she indicated, Mud noticed a section of the mountain that appeared to be missing trees, thin pillars of smoke rising from the gaps. In the clearing of trees, a cave opening in the nearby hillside was visible. Movement was also apparent, although at the great distance it was impossible to make out detail.
"Goblins are stupid but they're clever enough to start fires. That's probably their nest." Flying low to the treetops, the demon flew towards the camp. "Or it could be weirdo Sapients. I'll take them if that's the case." Mud hoped that wasn't the case.
Advertisement
As the pair crested the last treetop at the periphery of the camp and came to a stop, it became clear that this was indeed a Goblin nest. Outside of the cave entrance countless numbers of the disgusting green monsters ate, fought, slept, and fornicated. The entire area was filthy, with rotting corpses and questionable fluids marring every surface within reach of the tiny monsters.
"Ugh, you're lucky you don't have a nose, Mud." The demon gags slightly and pulled her head back from the edge. "These are one of the few things I hate more than Sapients. Glad we're going to be wiping them out. The thought of these filthy little things living so close to where I'm staying..." Jabrax let out a shiver.
Collecting herself with a deep breath, followed by a slight gag, she continued. "Alright, here's the plan. I'll channel all the tainted mana I can handle to knock them out, then stay out here where it doesn't stink too badly while you go in and slaughter them all. Sound good?"
"I accept this plan."
"Good." Jabrax sat cross-legged on a wide branch, placing a hand on each knee. "It's convenient to have a teammate that doesn't need to breathe. No need to worry about friendly fire." Closing her eyes and lowering her head, Jabrax's breathing slowed greatly. Not wanting to disturb whatever the demon was doing, Mud silently lowered itself towards the Goblin camp. Hiding behind a branch, it waited for the opportunity to begin the slaughter.
[Stealth Skill increased to level 5]
Several minutes later, the opportunity arrived. A massive, billowing cloud of reddish-purple floated lazily down from the treetops towards the Goblin camp. A few of the magical beasts noticed it and began to shriek and point at the sky, but with the chaos and noise of the camp none of the others noticed. When the cloud finally fell atop the churning green masses there was a moment of panic and flailing, then silence but for the light rhythmic breathing of sleep.
Dropping from its perch like a shadow, Mud advanced with a single glistening blade tipped tentacle. Methodically, it proceeded through the pile, slitting each throat it passed. After its fifth kill, a box it had never seen before appeared.
Gained Level Strengthen Soul Refine Soul
The previously consistent leveling had changed, perhaps as a result of gaining a level. Not wanting to waste time at the moment, Mud quickly selected Strengthen Soul.
[Mud Golem Species increased to Level 6]
Quickly checking its record, the usual changes had taken place. One more health, twenty more mana capacity, and a Skill Point. Statistics hadn't changed at all.
Without pausing, Mud continued slitting throats of sleeping Goblins with increasing proficiency. After the most recent level, the experience had been reduced to an average of only eight per kill. Along the way, it gained another level in Hidden Weapons and String Manipulation. After another twelve Goblins died, the new box appeared again. This time, Mud chose Refine Soul.
[Master Butler ® Class increased to Level 2]
Immediately, Mud felt its movements sharpen as its statistics increased. Checking the record, there was no increase in health or mana, and, worst of all, no skill point. It seemed that it would need to make a choice each time it leveled to either increase it's class or its species, with each giving different benefits. For the time being, the golem decided to focus on increasing its class level. While skill points and health were important, the increases in attributes were just too important right now.
Deciding its course of action, Mud refocused on the slaughter.
Advertisement
I Am Overlord
Having suffered humiliation in his youth, he will move forward with exceptional martial talent, inheriting the mantle of the Overlord.He will ride the king of demonic beasts, break through all obstacles, and seize back his family estate. He will ascend to the pinnacle of martial cultivation and overturn the order of the heavens!Translator's synopsis:Xiang Shaoyun is the young master of an influential and powerful sect and is blessed with an extreme latent talent in martial cultivation. From talent comes confidence, and from confidence comes a declaration to give all the so-called geniuses a head start of ten years before catching up to them.Ten years later, Xiang Shaoyun appears at a tiny sect of a tiny town. Betrayed and disgraced by his own sect, he is penniless and powerless, his cultivation level lower than his peers’ due to the ten-year vow. Now to reclaim the glory he once had, he must climb to the top from the very bottom.Witness and join Xiang Shaoyun’s adventure in his rise to glory.Glossary
8 7858This Strange New Life
Seems like I got a new chance. Better not fuck it up then, since I really want to see what it feels to have a family. Power is pretty lame alone. Best used to build things and protect people. Did a lot of building 'till now, lots of research stuff and all. Now, let's protect the people that I love and that loves me back. An enjoyable life with my loved ones. Whatever the cost. Mufufu~~ What can I do, my siblings are so cute~~ maybe I'll try having children at some point~? --- PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION ^p^ ---- This is an extremely slow reincarnation story, with heavy usage of dialogues and diminutive descriptions. Chapter are posted whenever I feel like it, because I won't burn myself down like I did before. Chapters will often be around 2k words. The first arc, Life in Valince, will be at least 50 chapters deep, and the main character won't get to her 1 year anniversary over the span of this arc. As I said, it's a slow, character interaction, dialogue-heavy story. Lots of feeling, slice-of-life etc, with some dramatic events that shape the rest of the story ^^ AND PLEASE, STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT JAPANESE. this story contain a very limited amount of japanese words, used in context for a reason and that are part of the mystery of the worldAnd the bad guys use german (not because nazi buit because german is badass)And there’s also french. Please be open-minded. I’m not a delusional weeb and this kind of thing, and it would be very appreciated if people could be more polite.If you don't like it, I don't force you to read it, but a lot of people seems to like this novel nonetheless, so maybe you should give it a shot. ---- Lux's here! Yeah I know I should work on ToL and ToF but I had another idea, then another one. So here it is. Story talk about a war vet that reincarnate and can finally know what it is to have a family. I like engineering, creating things and all, so I'll try putting production scene in this. Like all my stories, it's about love, be it with family, friends or lovers. I like my coffee with so much love sugar that half the planet would get diabetes. You're warned. Also, the MC is quite OP, but I keep a progression curb and she still has things to learn, which she will eagerly do. After all, curiosity is one of her main drives, with a thirst for love and utter hate of loss, be it losing a battle or losing someone she loves. Ha, nearly forgot. CONTENT WARNINGS AREN'T FOR SHOW. Sex, of course. I'll try to explore sexuality as a male, a female, and some other PoV that can't be categorised like that, not exactly. Also, beware the yuri/yaoi. I don't limit myself to straight couples. Gore. A lot. Blood everywhere, guts spilling and all. I don't do censure. The Mc cut a wolf in half? you get the details of what is inside it. Traumatising content. I dunno. No NTR, no heartbreaking drama. However, some of you may dislike the way I handle bodies and flesh. Got some feedback about body horror on my previous works, but everyone as a different border separating transhumanism and body horror. Mine is pretty high. How high? Go read The Other Labyrthin to have an example. To put it in simple term, I've no problem at all to describe alien bodies, change in human bodies, interactions between differents strange species etc. Expect a lot of tentacle, bio-incubator, spawning pool à la zerg. Profanity. Well, I think you fucking got it in the very first sentence of this synopsis, ain't right? ---- THIS IS A WIP (work in progress)! Earlier chapters may get retconned or completely changed, structure of the story isn't set in stone, all the usual stuff. ANY HELP IS WELCOMED. Want to throw me your idea? Shoot! Spotted an error in the text? Comment! Seen a plothole bigger than the impact zone of a nuke? I'll gladly hear you out and try to fix the problem (somehow ;-;) --- Cover: John Martin - The Plains of Heaven (c. 1851) ---- Official Editor: TheZouave (starting from ch25 onward) ---- List of thanks: Necrotyr (English) Asviloka (English) Damokles (Review) David Talon (Review) JHA (English) Helbom (English) Slee202 (Common Coherence) NEEDS_MORE_DAKA (First First) Srayan (English) Koooomakimi (Dialogue Flow) Emagstar (English) Apocryphal (Review) ToasterForker (Review) Ellen Taylor (Review) Zak (English) PrimalShadow (English) Elliot Flanders (HUGE THANKS for the re-write of the poem "Tale of Ashen Night" Go check their work, it's good ^^) Lance Wheeler (Huge thanks for the English edit on each chapter ^^) (If you think you should be here because you helped me, feel free to ask, pointing the reason, like the comment you gave that could have helped me ^^)
8 198Paragon of Light
The world has revolved around a divine game, the Paragon of Light doing battle with the Paragon of Shadows, since time immemorial. Now, suddenly that game has changed - changed genres. Will the four Disciples of Light figure out the new rules and find their Paragon in time?
8 207Wrong Way Up
What would you do if meteorites that caused anti gravity starting striking your neighborhood like hail in winter. Well lets see what Novis can do with a little ingenuinity, maybe his boring life will finally have a bit of fun in it or will the military and other organisations catch up to his escapades first. The story of one mans journey from normality to working with a new resource like his forefathers centurys ago. Asking and trying to answer questions of where they came from? and why they hit towns like a pinpoint carpet bombing with a few rogues. WIll this be his final story or his rise from mediocraty. Im a new writer any problems, comment and hopefully through this story i can become a better writer. Hope you enjoy my story. It might not end like you are expecting because i like to suprise my self.
8 160All For You
Abby Havrin and Stu Macher were the perfect couple. But what happens when their classmate, Billy Loomis, drags them into his wacked up plan to kill his own girlfriend Sidney?(Stu Macher x OC)*I do not own any characters from the movie Scream, only my own OC.
8 130Unexpected love (Austin x Eteled)
Idek anymore
8 123