Chapter 15

Snake Report:

Do you know what's more terrifying than a swarm of angry spiders?

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A swarm of angry spiders that are on fire.

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Yes.

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This is much worse.

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This is the stuff of nightmares. Eight-legged predators skittering and screaming as their massive webs go up in flames, muffied and trapped soon-to-be-victims also stuck in the unholy fires of one Tiny-Snake's error.

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I messed up.

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The entire Eastern side of the cave is on fire.

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There are even Giant bats caught up in it, smacking into walls and falling to the ground as carbon monoxide inhalation takes them out. There's so much smoke rising it's blacking out the ceiling.

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More of them are falling now. All the bats that took the night off and didn't fly out are trapped in here.

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There is one Giant spider running around now too. It's just spreading the flames as it goes, like an eight-legged, drunken elephant covered in gasoline.

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It's running deeper, towards the West. Maybe there is water somewhere over there.

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Oh. The West... That's where the bat's normally nest.

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Under the bats, there is always a lot of...

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Oh.

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As I feared. Guano is flammable.

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Highly flammable.

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Yeah. This was a mistake.

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A tragic error.

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I just wanted to escape the web.

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Hissssssssss...

To make amends for such a tragedy, I dedicate this unholy pyre to the Tiny-Snake-God.

As their faithful and devoted follower, hopefully this sacrifice pleases them.