《A Major in Necromancy》Status Update
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TLDR: the Author(me) is an unreliable buttface. Updates soon. Starting in January. Reading PMs soon. Reading comments maybe. Timetable of updates changed to be nonspecific because of author’s self-indulgent, long winded, unreliable, and unhygienic nature. Additionally, it is a matter of public record that my body odor is foul, my breath odorous like a sty, and my grammar is known to be generally worse than the average 17th century sewer hunter, who were known to be remarkable nitpickers for the correct construction of the written word. I also have some words I might say about my general complexion and some other personal matters, but this TLDR is already too long.
A Status update.
Well then. A couple of months have gone past in silence. I owe everyone who's followed, rated, commented, and sent me messages an apology. Yeah. I am sorry about that.
I also apologize specifically to everyone who’s sent me a PM. When I get back into the writing routine wholesale I will be responding.
Ironically I have gone and done the very thing I have absolutely grown to despise over my time reading webnovels and fanfiction: the unexplained disappearance of the author. Some of my favorite stories, both in premise and writing quality, have gone that route and I hate seeing it happen.
I honestly don’t have an excuse for my silence. Basically, I woke up one morning and decided I didn’t really like where this was going and didn’t want to write a chapter that day. Then a couple of months went by. I then did my damndest not to think about it and not look at comments or PMs to the best of my ability to ignore reality. Socially, this is normal for me to withdraw for at least three or four months every year. Practically, it is inconvienent.
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I plan to begin updates again soon. I’m hesitant to promise anything specific about update speed after how that all turned out last time though. January there will be at least one chapter. Hopefully a lot more.
I’m going to ramble on a little about this story and where I’m hoping to take it. If you’re already tired of reading this or only want to read the story and be disassociated with the rest of this garbage you should skip it.
Rambling. Warning: There is much rambling. Potentially minor spoilers. Basically just a list of things I want to change or add into the story. Ignore if you’re only here for the story.
Edit: spoilers fixed now.
Spoiler :
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Heidie thinks she’s hot shit with a bunch of minions. Kick her teeth in ASAP.
More moral ambiguity in this story. No one, no individual, no civilization, no god, and no demon, should be construed as purely 'good' or purely 'evil'. period. ideally. I'll try.
Stop info dumping, silly.
Author wants darker content.
Maintain humor, just darker content.
More violence.
More humor.
More cute things.
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Does Heidie know who Bonesaw is? Well, now I do and I say Heidie very vaguely remembers what a biological tinker is.
More Bonesaw-ing people in this story.
More surgery in this story.
More horrific fleshy abominations in this story.
Less arbitrary rule-setting info-dumping in this story.
More caffeine for Naril in IRL.
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Bio: Naril once dreamed of being a waffle. Once in a while they think of it still. It was a high point in their life.
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