《Ben's Damn Adventure: The Prince Has No Pants》Haitus end date, Back in the game
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TL;DR Ben's Damn Adventure web serial is going to resume updates in about two weeks, on April 11th
So some quick author updates: My daughter Emmaline is one year old, no longer has a gigantic tumor on her face, and is the happiest and most beautiful little baby girl in the world. So, now I can confidently run a web serial again, WOO HOO! I've missed doing this, and I'm excited to start posting the rewrite of book 3.
Notes on that: I'm going to delete the existing book 3 content and start posting the new stuff. It's similar for the first few chapters, mostly numerous little changes, and then it begins diverging wildly. April 11th.
4-11-2022. That's a Monday, by the way.
Now that I have you all primed and happy, please buy my new book because I'd really like this one to get a TV series on Netflix. If you are a Netflix person who does stuff, Dirk Cooper is the shit.

Dirk Cooper Audio Book
Dirk Cooper Ebook
It's about a homeless real estate agent who can see ghosts and uses that ability to make money in the real estate market. I wrote it after the last housing crash, and now there's another housing bubble, so I guess the timing on this book couldn't be more perfect.
Please buy it or click it or do something so the algorithms will notice me senpai.
We're back in business dear readers, and I'm very excited about that.
Best regards,
Salty Waters
P.S. Thank you for your patience.
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