《The Power of Ten: Book One: Sama Rantha, and Book Two: The Far Future》Extra Chapter - The Goblin Song Lyrics
Advertisement
The Goblin Song Lyrics
From Book Two, Chapters 205, 208,and 209, for context.
-----------
Didja see her arrive, Gak-tooth?
No I did’n.
That’s cause everyone died who did.
Der brains jez popped and dey iz dead!
How many did she kill?
Dat number’s still growing
It’s still growing...
She’s here, she’s here, -akkkK!
Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...
Wow didja see dat beast explode?
Da light just reached out
And boomdead it got.
Da light, dat cursed light,
Can barely see it sweeping past
Pulsing, no burns, only curse
Da eye is pon us, see it see it
It’s comin dis way -akkkK!
Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...
Dat gold, it cut dat ur right in two!
Don’t talk, she might see!
Don’t look, she might hear!
Don’t fart, she might feel!
Don’t move, she might smell!
Da fire, it took her,
An she did’n burn at all!
Purp and whites and blood -akkkK!
Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...
She waz spinning
Or! She wuz dancing, ya git,
Ya seen it, da pretty lights
Goin’ in allz directions
Gobs dying and popping t’see
No chances to scream
Only to diez
I heard all Argiz’ army-akkkK!
Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...
=================
“Gorb turned to Flark
Or, see dat up on dere?
Yah, she gonna fritz boom it.
De shooties helpin’ out
Oh, de cannon sprotzed numfour!
Fixit fixit afore dey come
Oh, Zog she saw uz -akkK!”
=============
“Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...
Or, guyz! Itz her! Dat skinny
Da one wut killed dem gits
In da black plaz ain’t goin’ back to
Gold sword anz killin all
Shown ‘em whatz a git
E’en da trees and bugs
Or me name’s not Gogrum-“
Paten aimed. The shocked hobgoblin crossed his yellow eyes at the leyser dot on his flat nose, shouted, “akkK!” and his head blew off, right on cue. The stanza ended with a certain set of very familiar notes to a certain gaping urgob, throwing off the normal lead-in...
Advertisement
=========
“Gorgum said Kill ‘er,
An’ she’s right killin’, she is.
Damn dat Sword cuttin’
Slicin’ up da urs’ suits like cheese
Watchum squeal and squeak
Spitting da steel, screaming
Dat Sword is comin’ -akkK!”
=======
“Dey wuz a hard Kill Crew,
Gorgum’s lads, shining and clawed.
Bam, dat fire going off,
Dere claws and fangs all flailing
Wee, watchum go flying
Or, he lost ‘is hand, go givit back,
An’ dere’s his head sayin’- akkK!”
=========
“Or, watch dat cannon go!
Oops, dat wuzna shootin’
Great color, da gun core
Gribble-hue red, good stuff,
Once, twice, Gorgrum’s Rock
Haz a new hole dere an’ dere,
Or, he’s fallin’, gunna hit -akkK!”
=====
“Or, der went Gorgrum’s Rock,
‘e made it out, waytgo ‘im!
Wattashow, dat Plant goin’ off,
Did ‘e get ‘er? Is she singin’?
All dat fire, all dat blow?
Smoke and scream hadda be...
Or, she’s right here -akkK!”
=========
Advertisement
- In Serial1363 Chapters
VRMMO: The Unrivaled
Lu Chen used to be a ranker of the most popular VRMMO game, Spirit of Grief. After a car accident turned his dreams into dust, his disability left him incapable of escaping the pit of mediocrity he was thrown into. Helpless and defeated, his story ended.Two years later, the Eternal Moon Corporation launched a new VRMMO called "Heavenblessed", and Lu Chen stumbled into another terrible accident that left him in a complicated situation far beyond his ability to handle. That won't stop him from rising to the top, however. Not again.Come witness the rise of the sword-wielding zombie and the relationships he makes during his journey to the apex! For riches and bi- ahem, for career and love!He wields a demonic sword from Hell, he dons armor shining with Heaven's light. His boots stride across the sky as his helmet devours the souls of his enemies. On his left side sits the Goddess of Death. On the other, the Angel of Beauty.From the land of ice and death, a generation of Asura Kings rises, their roars reverberating throughout the world.Tremble in fear, noobs!
8 8156 - In Serial1353 Chapters
Refining the Mountains and Rivers
A young man's life changes when he stumbles upon a mysterious item. Qin Yu had never been a lucky person. Weak of body, bullied by his peers, and with only his friend as his family, he struggles day-by-day to live. But everything changes when he stumbles upon a little blue lamp. An immortal and demonic cultivating adventure.
8 3344 - In Serial2455 Chapters
Mortal Cultivation Biography
A poor and ordinary boy from a village joins a minor sect in Jiang Hu and becomes an Unofficial Disciple by chance. How will Han Li, a commoner by birth, establish a foothold for himself in in his sect? With his mediocre aptitude, he must successfully traverse the treacherous path of cultivation and avoid the notice of those who may do him harm. This is a story of an ordinary mortal who, against all odds, clashes with devilish demons and ancient celestials in order to find his own path towards immortality.
8 1050 - In Serial1503 Chapters
Dragon Prince Yuan
Destiny stolen at birth, the prince of the once mighty Great Zhou Empire, Zhou Yuan, has been plagued all his life by a fatal poison, forced to suffer powerlessly until one day when fate draws him into a mysterious domain where he meets a beautiful girl in green, a bizarre dog-like creature and an unfathomable old man in black.Join Zhou Yuan as he is thrust into the whirlpool of destiny while he seeks the pinnacle of cultivation.
8 1057 - In Serial677 Chapters
Ranker's Return
In the early days of the virtual reality game, Arena, meleegod was the strongest ranked player! He deleted his character and suddenly left. In order to restore his bankrupt family, he returned to Arena!"Do you want to create a character?"
8 1715 - In Serial1525 Chapters
Monarch of Evernight
Qianye rose from hardship but was felled by betrayal. From then, one man, one gun; he tread the path between Evernight and Daybreak and became a legend. Even if Evernight was destined to be his fate, he still intends to become the ruler who dictates.
8 22861
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
